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1. Remus Lupin and the Problem Vampire by cherryschapters

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   12 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black & Sirius Black
   • Sirius Black & James Potter
   • Hope Lupin & Remus Lupin
   • Remus Lupin & James Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black
   • James Potter
   • Hope Lupin
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Walburga Black
   • Orion Black
   • Euphemia Potter
   • Fleamont Potter
   • Soulmates
   • Witch Curses
   • Sirius Black is Obsessed with Remus Lupin
   • Welsh Remus Lupin
   • Remus Lupin Has Chronic Pain
   • Disabled Character
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Vampires
   • Desi James Potter
   • French Sirius Black
   • French Regulus Black
   • First Time
   • Gay Sex
   • Eventual Smut
   • Mild Smut
   • Minor Remus Lupin/ Gideon Prewett
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Sirius Black is Socially Inept
   • Remus Lupin Needs a Break
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Coming Out
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Remus Lupin is a Damsel in Distress
   • Sirius Black is his Knight in Shining Armour
   • he just doesnt know it at first
   • Vampire Sirius Black
   • Vampire Regulus Black
   • Sirius Black is So Whipped
   • Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship

   Summary

   Sirius Black is immortal. He was born in the year 1700 in rural France. He does not age. He drinks blood to survive. But he is NOT a vampire, he simply doesn’t like it when people throw garlic at him. The year is 2002 and Remus Lupin is not into him, not at all. Until very suddenly he finds that he really, really is. It would have been a lot easier if he’d just left him alone when he’d asked.
   Or - my vampire crack fic.. Or - my favourite thing I’ve ever written

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   46,289

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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