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UNVRS–DC|RV@RG?PJ,RR.N1NBL
POV: PERSEUS A. JACKSON RICHARD J. GRAYSON
But, how many secrets have I hid?
More than one.
Why is NEBULA doing this? Why is she telling my secrets? Even if she isn’t telling any major ones right now she could later! There are too many unknown variables about this situation and I wish it could end soon, but I know how Gods and extraterrestrials work so this ain’t gonna end soon.
“ I shall give you 2 options to choose from because I’m feeling nice today, but I will only give one keyword for each option and you will choose depending on that. Capeesh?” NEBULA did not waste a single second before going to talk more, giving us no time to agree or disagree. Seriously, why do they want our opinions just to not use ‘em?
“The key words shall be … wait give us a drumroll” Kinda anticlimactic but whatever. The funny thing is that the drumrolls came in like 5 seconds after NEBULA asked for them so for 5 antagonizing long seconds everyone was awkwardly looking at her and she was sweating HARD, absolutely hilarious!
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“The keywords are … ‘Pets’ and ‘Past’! ”
Two buttons appeared in the middle of the amphitheater one said “Pet” and the other said “Past”, just like she said. Every time one choice dominated the other in votes the Keyword would be said. I was fortunate that the one chosen most, only by one actually, was “Pet” and not “Past” as that would be HARD to explain.
“Let us start!-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈”
POV: THIRD PERSON
- Scenario Start -
In the Titans Tower there were 5 kids. Roy, Wally, Nightwing, and two unknown people, one a girl and the other a boy. The camera zoomed to see the girl’s face
“Donna Troy, Queen Hippolyta's surrogate daughter and Wonder Woman's younger sister known as Wonder Girl and later Troia”
“Another child?! What are we? The Army?!” cried Black Canary
“Dickie Nightwing, you’re like a brother to me … But if you bring that thing near me, I'm going to kill it! ” expressed Wonder Girl
“What’s so horrible that she would want to kill it?” Flash wondered aloud
The camera now shifts to Nightwing, holding an open cage with his hand extended and a scorpion as small as a hand on it. Said scorpion was a large, armored scorpion, possibly fused with other creatures, with a menacing presence.
“Oh that makes sense.”
“WHAT! You will not murder my baby!” screeched Nightwing
“How is that your child, Dear hearts?” asked Flamebird
Batman looked pissed. “Dear hearts?” he growled, while looking at Flamebird.
“Oh, ah… I just randomly started calling him that after a few games we played…” Flamebird hesitated.
“Wait, aren’t you guys dating? So Bob Senior, the scorpion, are both of your children?” Garth asked confused
“WHAT” yelled all of the Bat kids, which then followed with a symphony of questions about Nightwing and Flamebird’s budd-ed ing romance and how it was. Honestly pathetic that they do not know something so simple about their older brother.
“We aren’t dating!” yelled Wally
“HELL NO” screeched Dick Nightwing
Wally looked at Dick Nightwing, puzzled. “What do you mean by ‘Hell No’? Would you not date me? ”
“I would not date you.”
“Why?”
“You can’t even take care of my children!”
“Hey, after this and another scenario we will have a break and then you can ask questions. By the way, the spoiler thing where you can’t hear information unless you already know it only applies to information that would be discussed here.” It was like NEBULA wanted Percy Jackson Dick Grayson’s secret to be revealed, which was probably her goal but that might ruin the timeline.
“Bob Senior is a venomous PIT scorpion whose toxin could KILL even Superman in 60 seconds!”
Superman looked straight up traumatized “What…” he murmured
“I shouldn't be surprised, it is Batman’s son after all.” he finished
A voice could be heard from the other side of the amphitheater “He’s the most tame one out of us all!” It was Red Hood.
You could barely hear it but Green Arrow whispered “fuc–”
“Not to mention Bob Senior is not even fully grown yet and when fully grown he could reach up to 2 meters in length!”
Robin looked awestruck,
“AND you almost DIED when he bit you when you were 12! You said it felt like, and I quote ‘Like my insides were frozen, then microwaved’. The only known cure is straight up healing from an immortal being!” Wally snarled
Wonder Woman was mumbling “How did he get healed by an immortal being? There are not many, and even if he somehow knew an immortal being, why would they heal him?”
“Miss. Nebula, May I get some paper and a pen?”
“Woah, so kind” NEBULA whispered “Yes, you may.” A fine leather bound notebook with a quill appeared, floating in front of Wonder Woman
Dick was thinking ‘That seems familiar, WAIT what if it’s–’
“The quill has everlasting ink, a special one made by ‘Leonidas’ ”
‘-made by Leo. Damn it she knows’ he continued
“Like the King of Sparta who sacrificed himself and his guards to delay the Persian Army?” asked Wonder Girl
“Exactly like that King of Sparta”
“In my very feeble defence, I am trying to make a cure of said toxin–” Dick Nightwing mumbled
“WHICH YOU DO BY POISONING YOURSELF WITH THE TOXIN ! ! ! It’s like you are suicidal! Wait you ARE, we have literally stopped you from committing suicide.” Wally said with a gasp
“WHAT” said literally everyone in the room, including the villains which were less concerned but more surprised.
“Hell, raise your hand if you stopped him from committing suicide." Everyone in the room raises their hands.
Jason looks at Roy “Why didn’t you tell me that my older BROTHER was SUICIDAL !?”
“He was my friend before you. He asked me not to tell!” reasoned Roy
"We're talking about this later"
“Now tell me how you stopped him” Wally probed
“League of Assassins thing ” said Donna
“Same thing as Donna” respond Garth
“ ‘League of Assassins thing’? Did you get involved with the League this early in your career? ” Batman investigated
“You don’t even know me yet B! Why are you so protective? ” whined Nightwing
“One is the uhh…burning pile thing. You know it, you were there Wally!” Roy remarked.
“Ohh that one, umm let’s not talk about that ‘kay?” asked
DickNightwing
“Yeah, I agree with
DickNightwing” Wally added
“What’s so horrible that they all don’t wanna talk about it?” Red Robin mumbled
“Sure” replied Roy “Wait on second thought, what is the ‘League of Assassins thing’ ? You better not have been kidnapped by them and not tell me!” Roy shrieked
“Did you get kidnapped? ” asked Red Robin
“Not really?” said Nightwing
“What does that mean?!” Red Robin pleaded
“I’m pretty sure I can’t tell, but–” Nightwing got cut off
“Actually that reminds me” the sound of a thunder crack and crashing waves came “I need to take Percy away” , commented NEBULA, but Nightwing was nowhere to be seen. Considering what NEBULA said, Nightwing is most likely called ‘Percy’ but the ones who knew his legal name were confused. His name is Richard, not ‘Percy’ everyone knew that. Or so they thought.
“Who the fuck is ‘Percy’? And where is Nightwing?” Red Hood expressed
NEBULA ignored him
“Don’t worry! It’s just Hazel! We meet up at a diner for cousin bonding with Thalia–”
‘He has cousins? Why didn’t he tell us?’ Tim wondered ‘And why didn’t I figure out he has cousins earlier?’
“–but some lackeys caught her sneaking out of the LOA base she usually is in and went after her!”
“Tt, I remember one of Mother’s trusted minions was named Hazel. She was one of my trainers and caretakers.” It was implied that he was quite fond of her from the fact he said nothing bad about her. But a new question emerged, is the Hazel from Damian’s memory the same as the Hazel that is Dick’s cousin?
“We were literally in the middle of eating when they came in, and so we iguana-ed our way out of the situation, BUT it Beckendorf-ed so bad!”
"What the hell is he talking about?” Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, wondered.
“Hazel also misted those lackeys and made them go back”
“WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?”
- End Scenario -
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POV: JOHN CONSTANTINE
“Mist? The ancient form of illusion magic so powerful that even Gods have a hard time seeing through its lies? A forgotten art that us magicians have been trying to learn how to utilize, and a little kid knows how to use it? Who is Hazel? And why haven’t we heard of her before?”
𓍶 𓇹 𓅓˚⁺‧₊ 𓇳 ₊‧⁺˚𓅓 𓇹 𓍶
POV: nobody
“They do not appreciate you. Join me, then you can prevent War.” said nobody “It would take much less time, giving you more time with your loved ones. How much time have you lost to War?”
“No, I would never join you. I have already declined before, and I will decline again”
But, how many years have I lost to War?