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lea ✨
@hollanovreal
Okay guys I know we've settled down a bit since kissgate but are we seriously never going to address the timeline
Shane Hollander 
@shanehollander · Mar 23
Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn’t ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship, and have been for several years. We wish we could have told you in our own way, but we don’t hold this unfortunate accident against Hayden.
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lea ✨ @hollanovreal · Jul 17
Replying to @hollanovreal
like wtf did they mean several years how many is several???
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rosalina @roseanov· Jul 17
Replying to @hollanovreal
well they just got married so probably a lot?? Idk though maybe it was a shotgun wedding
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lea ✨ @hollanovreal· Jul 17
Replying to @roseanov
girl why tf would it be a shotgun wedding they are not pregnant 😭😭
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rosalina @roseanov· Jul 17
Replying to @hollanovreal
you don't know that.
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lea ✨
@hollanovreal
Okay guys I know we've settled down a bit since kissgate but are we seriously never going to address the timeline
Shane Hollander @shanehollander · Mar 23
Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn’t ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship, and have been for several years. We wish we could have told you in our own way, but we don’t hold this unfortunate accident against Hayden.
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ash @slutforroz · Jul 17
Replying to @hollanovreal
personally I think it was all stars 2017. First time they were on a team together
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lea ✨ @hollanovreal · Jul 17
Replying to @slutforroz
Looking at old photos and found this gem… you may be onto something
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hollander's left toe
@shanestoe
umm wtf why did nobody tell me about this??
lea ✨ @hollanovreal · Jul 17
Looking at old photos and found this gem… you may be onto something
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hollander's left toe @shanestoe· Jul 17
Replying to @shanestoe
just gay as hell right on the ice and nobody said shit??
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💖abby💖 @hollabby· Jul 17
Replying to @shanestoe
tbf this is standard hockey behaviour
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🐝
@bee2481
Okay so I think we can agree they were definitely fucking here. The question now is were they fucking before this
lea ✨ @hollanovreal · Jul 17
Looking at old photos and found this gem… you may be onto something
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jenn @jenny_cens· Jul 17
Replying to @bee2481
Well Rozanov slept with like thousands of women and they lived in different countries so probably not
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🐝 @bee2481· Jul 17
Replying to @jenny_cens
True. Plus didn't Shane have a thing with Rose Landry in 2016? Or was that a fever dream
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jenn @jenny_cens· Jul 17
Replying to @bee2481
No he definitely did! They're still friends, she posts with him on IG sometimes
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casey (hockey era) 🏒
@bookishcasey
okay here's what we know:
- both of the them dated women until 2016ish at least
- at all stars 2017 they were on a team together for the first time and ilya kissed shane on the cheek after a goal
- they had been together for “years” as of March
I really think everything adds up for it to be 2017
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hollanov is REAL 🎉
@hollanovtruther
I think they’ve been together the whole time… It was never rivalry, it was sexual tension~
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ilya's bitch @bostonbabe23· Jul 18
Replying to @hollanovtruther
you're insane
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Addison
@addiesmith_93
I spent a night with ilya rozanov back in 2016 and he was great but tbh he seemed pretty distant. Figured he was just having an off day or something but looking back that’s right around when shane hollander was dating rose landry…
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Addison @addiesmith_93· Jul 18
Replying to @addiesmith_93
I kinda look a little like hollander too actually? we've got similar hair and freckles
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Addison @addiesmith_93· Jul 18
Replying to @addiesmith_93
omg did he sleep with me bc I look like shane hollander
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Addison @addiesmith_93· Jul 18
Replying to @addiesmith_93
hilarious if true
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🌸daisy🌸
@scotthunterswife
wtf
Addison @addiesmith_93 · Jul 18
omg did he sleep with me bc I look like shane hollander
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jenn
@jenny_cens
Wait if this is real it happened before all stars. This changes everything
Addison @addiesmith_93 · Jul 18
omg did he sleep with me bc I look like shane hollander
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💫✨ @shilyastar· Jul 18
Replying to @jenny_cens
does it? maybe he had a crush and all stars is when he acted on it
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jenn @jenny_cens· Jul 17
Replying to @shilyastar
That would be a pretty intense crush
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💫✨ @shilyastar· Jul 18
Replying to @jenny_cens
🤷
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Mia
@mrcsn
wait that’s the same time I slept with him too
Addison @addiesmith_93 · Jul 18
I spent a night with Ilya Rozanov back in 2016 and he was great but tbh he seemed pretty distant. Figured he was just having an off day or something but looking back that’s right around when Shane Hollander was dating Rose Landry…
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Mia @mrcsn· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
who tf is sean hollander
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ash @slutforroz· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
Shane Hollander! Ilya’s husband. We’re trying to figure out how long they’ve been together.
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Mia @mrcsn· Jul 18
Replying to @slutforroz
I looked him up he reminds me of a pathetic cat
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Mia
@mrcsn
idk who sean is but if ilya wants to come back I will be here
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shane defender @SHANEBBY· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
it's shane
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shane defender @SHANEBBY· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
where are you even getting sean from. At least shawn would be close
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Mia @mrcsn· Jul 18
Replying to @SHANEBBY
sean is a worse name and I hate him.
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shane defender @SHANEBBY· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
jealous much? Ilya doesnt owe you anything just because you slept together five years ago
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Mia @mrcsn· Jul 18
Replying to @SHANEBBY
I dont hate him because he’s dating ilya I hate him because he looks like he folds his clothes before sex
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shane defender @SHANEBBY· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
ok this is getting weird
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shane defender @SHANEBBY· Jul 18
Replying to @mrcsn
Blocked and reported!
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Adam B
@adamb1971
Hollander and Rozanov have not been a thing for long. The several years story is a poor attempt at covering up the fact that Hollander threw the playoffs for a cheap hookup
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💖abby💖 @hollabby· Jul 19
Replying to @adamb1971
BOOOOO
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sadie ツ @sadienotfound· Jul 19
Replying to @adamb1971
who invited you
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🏒🐎GO CENS🐎🏒 @centaurs4ever· Jul 19
Replying to @adamb1971
cope and seethe, you’re just mad that the centaurs could beat your lame ass team with their eyes closed
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Adam B @adamb1971· Jul 19
Replying to @centaurs4ever
only because hollander is a fraud
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🏒🐎GO CENS🐎🏒 @centaurs4ever· Jul 19
Replying to @adamb1971
dude fuck off he’s the only reason they’re even a little good and you know it. I would kill to have him on my team
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Holly
@hollynov
@rozanov81 when did you and shane get together? please help me I have a lot of money riding on this
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Ilya Rozanov 
@rozanov81· Jul 19
Replying to @hollynov
depends on what you think is together
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sadie ツ @sadienotfound· Jul 19
Replying to @rozanov81
???
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hollander's left toe @shanestoe· Jul 19
Replying to @rozanov81
hello sir
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Holly @hollynov· Jul 19
Replying to @rozanov81
oh wow i didnt actually expect a reply. The bet isn’t about the relationship, more just the romance. So first kiss maybe? Or just the first time it wasn’t platonic?
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Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81· Jul 19
Replying to @hollynov
I will give you a hint: I have not seen anyone guess correct yet
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ilya's waterbottle
@ottawalilys
HELLO?
Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 19
I will give you a hint: I have not seen anyone guess correct yet
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🌸daisy🌸 @scotthunterswife· Jul 19
Replying to @ottawalilys
ok so its definitely not all stars then. That's been the number one guess for sure
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casey (hockey era) 🏒 @bookishcasey· Jul 19
Replying to @scotthunterswife
when the fuck if not all stars?? Everything aligned perfectly
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💫✨
@shilyastar
Are we even going to be able to guess? Like maybe they met in private at some point and we didnt know about it
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Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81· Jul 19
Replying to @shilyastar
Guess is possible. There are photos from this day online
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💫✨ @shilyastar· Jul 19
Replying to @rozanov81
how the fuck did you find me i didnt even say your name
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💫✨ @shilyastar· Jul 19
Replying to @rozanov81
seriously how deep are you lurking
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Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81· Jul 19
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Katie
@katiekat93
Wait so was it before all stars then? Or after??
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ilya's bitch @bostonbabe23· Jul 19
Replying to @katiekat93
maybe it was when they started the charity?
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jenn @jenny_cens· Jul 19
Replying to @bostonbabe23
no they were definitely a thing by then with how they were looking at each other
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🐝 @bee2481· Jul 19
Replying to @jenny_cens
yeah I thought we all agreed ages ago Ilya only moved to Ottawa for their relationship
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meow @shnhllndrlvr· Jul 19
Replying to @bee2481
That was in 2018. Idk about y'all but i wouldn't uproot my whole life for someone I just started dating… I'm thinking it was way earlier
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Katie
@katiekat93
Wait so was it before all stars then? Or after??
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⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @ilyabstn· Jul 19
Replying to @katiekat93
No way it was before. They hated each other, remember how awkward this was?
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eva ☀️
@ilyrozy
Wait have we considered that this was the night? Roz did say it was a day with pictures…
⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @ilyabstn· Jul 19
No way it was before. They hated each other, remember how awkward this was?
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💖abby💖 @hollabby· Jul 19
Replying to @ilyrozy
maybe? but it seems a bit early to me
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jeff @jeffsmith34· Jul 19
Replying to @ilyrozy
no way hollander would sleep with his rival after losing the cup and the mvp, he was fucking pissed at the way that season went for him
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💫emma 💫 @emandemma· Jul 19
Replying to @jeffsmith34
I mean if you asked me five months ago I would've said no way hollander would sleep with his rival full stop, but here we are 🤷♀️
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollander
I have been told there is speculation surrounding the timeline of my relationship with Ilya. I want to emphasize that at no point have our lives off the ice affected our abilities or competition on the ice. It isn’t necessary to know the date of our first kiss to understand the important part: we love each other now, we have for a while, and we also love hockey.
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Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81· Jul 20
Replying to @shanehollander
boring
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Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81· Jul 20
Replying to @rozanov81
if I ratio him I'll give you another hint
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cens #1 in my heart
@ilyaaaaaa
GO GO GO EVERYONE LIKE THIS RN!!!
Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20
boring
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Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81
Thank you for the many likes. As promised, here is hint: it has been much longer than you are thinking
Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20
boring
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Karina
@rozander24
Much longer??? How much longer can it be??
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Roz stan #1🏒🐻🐎
@beesnflowers
I think we have to assume they were definitely casual for a while. So we can't rule out years where either of them were seen with other people
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sadie ツ
@sadienotfound
Does anyone know the first time they met? How long have they even known each other?
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce · Jul 20
Replying to @sadienotfound
first matchup was in 2008 at the world juniors, both were 17
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sadie ツ @sadienotfound· Jul 20
Replying to @canadiankelce
okay well it wouldn't be since then
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penni 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @ilyadaddyyy· Jul 20
Replying to @sadienotfound
he did say longer than we think…
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Mya @voyageursgal· Jul 20
Replying to @ilyadaddyyy
please don't be stupid 🙄 they probably didn't even talk then, those teams are closely supervised. Plus Ilya was playing for Russia and barely spoke English yet
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penni 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @ilyadaddyyy· Jul 20
Replying to @voyageursgal
ok fair point
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧
@canadiankelce
Okay so I've been doing my best to dig through old articles/posts/whatever I can get my hands on, and I've compiled a list of times hollanov have been on camera together.🧵
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce· Jul 20
Replying to @canadiankelce
World juniors (2008): very unlikely imo, doubt they even spoke to each other (1/72)
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce· Jul 20
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NHL draft (2009): this is probably the first time they talked, but still seems way too early for them to be doing anything more (2/72)
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce· Jul 20
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World juniors (2009): similar to the last one. They might've spoken but I doubt much else was going on (3/72)
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce· Jul 20
Replying to @canadiankelce
CCM photoshoot (2010): ngl I completely forgot this happened until I looked at the archives, but they were technically in the same room on film. Doubt they got much time together away from the cameras though (4/72)
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce· Jul 20
Replying to @canadiankelce
Various games (2010): they were on the ice together on many occasions, something could have happened I guess? But again, lots of people around and they probably wouldn't be talking one on one too often (5/72)
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୨୧ kelcy ୨୧ @canadiankelce· Jul 20
Replying to @canadiankelce
All stars game (2011): They were on different teams but did their first interview together. They were staying at the same hotel so I can definitely see them having a chance to sneak around here, but I'm not sure I buy that it would've started this early… (6/72)
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eva ☀️
@ilyrozy
Guys I’m ngl I don't think they’re ever gonna tell us
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Ilya Rozanov
@rozanov81
It has been eleven years since a very fun night ;)
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eva ☀️ @ilyrozy· Jul 21
Replying to @rozanov81
OMG?????
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Meow @shnhllndrlvr· Jul 21
Replying to @rozanov81
Holy shit does this mean what I think it means?!
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Mya @voyageursgal· Jul 21
Replying to @rozanov81
there's no way.
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Karina @rozander24· Jul 21
Replying to @rozanov81
aww that's a cute photo actually 🥺 you look so little
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cens #1 in my heart @ilyaaaaaa· Jul 21
Replying to @rozanov81
ELEVEN YEARS???
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Ilya Rozanov
@rozanov81
It has been eleven years since a very fun night ;)
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Shane Hollander @shanehollander· Jul 21
Replying to @rozanov81
That is not the caption I approved!
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hollander's left toe
@shanestoe
Wait am I understanding this right? They've been a thing since before they were even rookies??
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⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @ilyabstn· Jul 21
Replying to @shanestoe
seems like it... crazy
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ELEVEN YEARSS 🎉
@hollanovtruther
I LITERALLY TOLD YOU ALL AND YOU LAUGHED AT ME
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ELEVEN YEARSS 🎉 @hollanovtruther· Jul 21
Replying to @hollanovtruther
I’ve been saying they were fucking since their rookie year and NOBODY BELIEVED ME
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ELEVEN YEARSS 🎉 @hollanovtruther· Jul 21
Replying to @hollanovtruther
truly a win for delusional rpfers everywhere. Never give up on your dreams
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ilya's waterbottle
@ottawalilys
You're laughing. Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were in a situationship for eleven fucking years and you're laughing
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rosalina @roseanov· Jul 21
Replying to @ottawalilys
and I thought my two year one was bad
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penni 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @ilyadaddyyy· Jul 21
Replying to @roseanov
tbf they are literally married so it wasn't a situationship the whole time
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rosalina @roseanov· Jul 21
Replying to @ilyadaddyyy
idec if I waited 11 years for a ring and my man was in tabloids with other women every week I would've been on the news
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𖹭 Hayden Pike Enthusiast 𖹭
@shayden3524
Here's how Shayden can still win: 🧵
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⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @ilyabstn· Jul 21
Replying to @shayden3524
girl move on 😭
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shane defender
@SHANEBBY
So this means they were a thing for literally their entire careers then? Meaning they won the cup and knocked each other out of the playoffs multiple times while together, and nobody ever tripped on purpose… interesting…
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shane defender @SHANEBBY· Jul 21
Replying to @SHANEBBY
Montreal I despise you more everyday
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Katie
@katiekat93
Wait so wtf was all this then
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Katie @katiekat93· Jul 21
Replying to @katiekat93
I really hope he wasnt cheating on her
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lea ✨ @hollanovreal· Jul 21
Replying to @katiekat93
I doubt he would do that, they were probably on a break
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meow
@shnhllndrlvr
so she was definitely just his beard right
Katie @katiekat93· Jul 21
Wait so wtf was all this then
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Holly @hollynov· Jul 21
Replying to @shnhllndrlvr
idk i feel like its almost gayer to date the hottest woman on earth for like a week and break up then is is to just not date women
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Holly @hollynov· Jul 21
Replying to @hollynov
like sorry but if he was dating her to seem straight he failed miserably
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollander
It wasn't originally my plan to share this, but yes, I have been romantically involved with Ilya for the entirety of my career. To be clear, we were not always exclusive, and there has been no infidelity.
It is an honour to be with this amazing person, and challenging each other on the ice has always been one of the best parts of playing hockey for me. That being said, the only thing better than beating Ilya is winning alongside him.
I am so happy to officially announce that I have signed with the Ottawa Centaurs. See you in September 🏒❤️
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🏒🐎GO CENS🐎🏒 @centaurs4ever Jul 21
Replying to @shanehollander
HOLY SHIT
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