allamosaurus
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- Heartstopper (Webcomic) (15)
- Heartstopper (TV) (5)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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Shane Hollander is a second grade teacher. The students at his school have started to hiss at each other. He just wants to get through his day with as little contact as possible with school librarian Mr. Rozanov.
Featuring dorky Shane, menace Ilya, and some general teacher life shenanigans.
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“Shane Hollander,” Rozanov says in his deep, thick accent.
“Rozanov,” Hollander nods. His voice cracks embarrassingly so he keeps talking, hoping the other man won’t notice. “Just came up here to get some air. I didn’t see a sign saying not to so I think we’re allowed. It’s chilly, eh? But a beautiful view,” he rambles.
“Ah yes,” Rozanov says flatly. “London, Ontario. Famous view.”
Shane can’t tell whether he’s being sarcastic. He probably is. He’s kind of an asshole, Shane thinks to himself, not for the first time. But an asshole who makes Shane’s stomach do weird things. Things that he wants to experience again so that he can properly label them. For science.
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What if last year's Hockey Canada sexual assault trial happened in the Heated Rivalry universe, not with the 2018 gold medal team but with Shane Hollander's 2009 team? A nearly decade-long situationship with consent king Ilya Rozanov makes the Hollander who walks into the courtroom in 2017 a very different man from the boy who ran out of the hotel room all those years ago.
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[podfic] Cards on the Table by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, vary for allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic)
20 Aug 2023
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Nick clears his throat and wipes his hands on a napkin. “So Charlie, tell me about yourself.”
“Oh god!” Charlie giggles. “Anything but that fucking question!”
Nick joins him in his laughter. “A truly terrible question, on both dates and job interviews,” he chuckles. “I’ll try to do better. What do you do for work?”
Charlie swallows his food, feeling his heart rate immediately increase. If Nick is going to be an ass about this, he’d rather find out sooner than later. Might as well put all his cards on the table.
“I’m a sex worker,” Charlie replies.
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We really are everywhere by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
20 Mar 2023
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Nick and Charlie find an interactive online map that has pins from queer folks all around the world. As they browse it, fluffy, sappy, lovey feelings ensue.
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Nick clears his throat and wipes his hands on a napkin. “So Charlie, tell me about yourself.”
“Oh god!” Charlie giggles. “Anything but that fucking question!”
Nick joins him in his laughter. “A truly terrible question, on both dates and job interviews,” he chuckles. “I’ll try to do better. What do you do for work?”
Charlie swallows his food, feeling his heart rate immediately increase. If Nick is going to be an ass about this, he’d rather find out sooner than later. Might as well put all his cards on the table.
“I’m a sex worker,” Charlie replies.
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I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, isto4u, missdeviant, NellieSayzBork, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, roo_writes, roo_writes_HS (roo_writes), shootingforthestars, swise, tinyarmedtrex, TruhamHiggsSportsDay
Fandom Chili's Grill and Bar, Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic), Schitt's Creek, The Office (US), Two More Eggs (Web Series)
16 Apr 2023
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Nick and Charlie are a story that was written in the stars, destined in every universe. Destined to find each other. To fall in love. To cherish and support and adore one another every day of every lifetime, as long as they both may live.
In every universe.
They're also apparently destined to fuck inside the American fast-casual affordably priced Tex-Mex dining chain, Chili's.
Which Chili's, you wonder?
Why, ALL OF THEM.
[A project from the writers of the HSO25 server. May god have mercy on our souls. … Or not, honestly that's probably fair.]
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A series of non-linear one-shots following the life of Glitter!Nick and Boss!Charlie after their time on the show.
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Alligator Bites Never Heal by flawlessassholes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Mar 2026
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His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.
Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.
Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.
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- Part 1 of Alligator Bites Verse
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nothing but some heartburn, baby by lotts (SirMxALotts)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Dec 2025
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Most people in Shane’s position would call a doctor after two positive tests, but Shane isn't most people, so instead of doing that, he takes 17 tests over the course of two days.
Final result: 16 positive, one negative.
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“He’ll never forget anything about their first night. Or any night he shared with Ilya. Every detail has been etched into him. Without them, he wouldn’t recognize himself. Without them he was blank.
Stop thinking about Rozanov. Fuck.
He seeks new memories. New… etches.
So when future archeologists dig up his bones they won’t read them like a love letter to Ilya Rozanov.
Shane knows it’s risky.
But he doesn’t know that tonight he won’t be etched, he’ll be broken.”
When Shane hooks up with a stranger after a game, he thinks the worst that could happen is getting outed. He is wrong. What was meant to be a night to forget all about Ilya Rozanov, becomes a night when he needs him most.
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13 Mar 2026
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.