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[Luke added Leia, Han, Lando, Rex, Ahsoka and Anakin to Feral Idiots Group Chat]
Luke: hi :)
Leia: no
Luke: why not ;(
Leia: look at who you added. You know why not
Luke: @Han I think she means you
Han: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE DOESNT MEAN ME KID
Lando: you sure? You are annoying
Leia: @Luke get rid of Vader or I’m out
Ahsoka: that isn’t his name pls don’t call him that
Luke: I’m not getting rid of him
Anakin: i didnt ask to be here, I’m perfectly happy with leaving
Rex: @Anakin since when are you happy :/
Anakin: @Rex kriff off
Han: wait the old men fighting is kinda funny. @Luke I’m good with ur dad staying
Leia: HAN
Han: lol sorry princess
Rex: old men? Technically I’m the same age as you
Han: WHAT
Lando: I’m crying. Luke this was a fantastic idea
Luke: :D
Leia: kriff this
[Leia is offline]
Ahsoka: @Luke so what was this for
Luke: idk I just thought it would be fun if we could all talk to each other like this since we’re always on missions and don’t get to talk much
Han: why did you add ur dad tho. Like yeah he’s technically with us now but barely
Luke: bc I wanted all the people I care abt to be part of the chat
Lando: aw
Luke: and bc father has no friends so he needs to talk to people more
Anakin: hey >:(
Han: BWAHAHA
Luke: sorry lol
Rex: is he wrong? @Anakin ur a lonely bitch
Ahsoka: always have been too. Did u have any friends in the empire?
[Anakin is offline]
Lando: he ran away lmao
Luke: my family has abandoned me
Ahsoka: u still got auntie Soka
Luke: :)