ParadoxInsanity
Fandoms
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (15)
- The Sandman (Comics) (9)
- Titans (TV 2018) (6)
- Dispatch (Video Game) (4)
- DCU (3)
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“I’m Mecha Man.”
...Perhaps not the best thing to confess to the pyro within burning distance. Especially when you're not fireproof and also maybe flipped his life upside down.
In other words: Flambae vs rash decisions that may or may not fuck up his entire life. Again.
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- Part 3 of Dispatch
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“Robert? Are you alright?”
“Hm? Yeah. Thanks.” He’s lying supine on a conference table, arms folded under his head as a makeshift pillow. It would look like he was relaxing under a starry sky, if not for the when, the where and also the who.
“Your shift isn’t for almost two hours. Why are you here already?”
He lifts his head to make eye contact. “Did you need the room? Apologies. It didn’t have a booking when I checked.”
“No!” Blonde Blazer hesitantly takes a step into the room. “I’m asking… about you?”
“Oh.”
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- Part 4 of Dispatch
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“He’s still fucking mad at me; are you trying to get me killed when I have a headache? I thought we were good, Mal.” Ordinarily, she’d take those words as playful ribbing. Unfortunately, he genuinely seemed to mean it.
“We are good, Robbie, he’s going to help.”
“He’s going to kill me.”
“No. He’d have to go through me.”
“He’s going to put me out of my misery. That’s the only way he can help.”
Mal blinked. “Rob, he was a physiotherapist. You know that, right?”
OR: Rob has a bad pain day right after taco bell night (& identity reveal) and has to spend time in the precarious presence of Flambae in hopes of getting less OW
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- Part 2 of Dispatch
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Kintsugi, also known as kintsukuroi, is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with urushi lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum. This method repairs the functionality of the pottery without erasing the imperfections, instead highlighting them with materials significantly more valuable.
Robert is... not okay. Coupé and Flambae are weird enough about him that maybe, he will be.
AKA Robert Robertson Defense Squad (travel size version) vs Le Trauma a la Break Bad by Starkraving
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- Part 1 of Dispatch
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remember how i said i'd die for you by ParadoxInsanity
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
22 Jul 2025
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He broke in.
Unfortunately for the sanctity of the window in the guest bathroom, the front entrance was too heavily fortified.
He slipped in, vaguely grunting as the action pulled at his barely scabbing wounds. His deerskin loafers made no sound as he crept forward, avoiding the subtle tripwires hidden carefully in the warm wooden flooring.
At last, he reached the master bedroom, and carefully turned the knob. The gentle pull to open it was nerve wracking, even for an agent as experienced as him.
There was an immediate flurry of movement, and his heart started to pound, his network of capillaries flooding with adrenaline as a sleek, modified glock was pointed at him.
It lowered a moment later. ”Bond?”
Series
- Part 3 of James Bond
- Part 1 of Even if it's a false god
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Summary
all my dispatch fics, for thy subscription porpoises
- Words:
- 16,178
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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James Bond by ParadoxInsanity
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
22 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 7,923
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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The Sadman by ParadoxInsanity
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
16 Jul 2025
Summary
All my stories in the sandman universe. No order needed, no prior comic reading needed because I have not read them either.
- Words:
- 37,653
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 99
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Even if it's a false god by ParadoxInsanity
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
22 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 6,804
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Arcane? More like arcpain by ParadoxInsanity
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Feb 2025
Summary
my arcane fics
- Words:
- 2,444
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1