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Today 3:57 PM
Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl
Today 10:18 PM
Lily: what
Jane: It's like this hazing thing. They made me Captain, and it's like the Metro’s ritual or whatever to read off the new Captain’s sexts
Lily: what is 'hazing'
Jane: That's not the point
Jane: Can you just? Send me a couple things a girl would say?
Lily: no
Jane: If I dont send hayden screenshots, they’re going to jailbreak my phone
Jane: They're going to figure it out!!!!!!!
Lily: pike needs hotter wife if he needs your sexts this badly
Jane: Don't talk shit about Jackie, okay?
Lily: you are right jackie pike is beautiful MILF
Lily: she needs better dick
Lily: maybe i visit her next time i am in montreal
Jane: Stop it. Seriously
Jane: Who taught you MILF?
Lily: your mother
Jane: Listen, if you can't muster up a few texts, they're going to SCROLL, idiot
Lily: then they will see how mean you are
Lily: big surprise how much of asshole you are
Jane: Then they see that fucking dick pic you sent me
Lily: you kept that? 🥰
Lily: your dick is lonely 🥲
Jane: You sent it!!
Jane: Shut the fuck up!
Lily: you can delete messages
Jane: Are you going to do this or not?
Lily: have you asked nicely?
Jane: I'll suck your dick next time
Lily: you will do that anyways 😜
Lily: and i think you mean lick my pussy
Jane: yeah
Jane: I'll lick your pussy
Lily: you are good with your mouth
Lily: what else will you do?
Jane: whatever you want
Lily: you still have not asked nicely
Jane: ?
Lily: you lost before playoffs last year
Lily: if i am going to let your loser mouth and your loser dick near me, you should ask nicely
Jane: fuck you
Lily: you know you want to 😘
Lily: jesus you are bad at this
Jane: I'm trying!!!!
Jane: shut up
Lily: or what
Jane: or I'll make you
Lily: oooooooo so scary
Lily: hot
Lily: what would you do to make me
Jane: I'm stronger than you
Lily: okay
Jane: I'd pin you down
Jane: on your stomach
Jane: and put my fingers in your mouth
Lily: boring
Lily: maybe i do all this to you instead
Jane: you're insufferable
Lily: you still have not asked nicely
Lily: are you hard?
Jane: fuck you
Jane: yes
Lily: my big, strong hockey captain
Lily: i am so wet
Lily: wish you were here so i could make you blush in person
Lily: pretty freckles on your pretty face
Jane: fuck
Lily: im touching myelf
Lily: you touching your dick?
Jane: yeah
Jane: would rather touch you
Lily: manners, manners
Jane: fuck off
Lily: i can if you want
Jane: No!
Jane: wait
Jane: please
Lily: please what do you want? what do i do with please?
Jane: please let me
Lily: ?
Jane: I want to fuck you
Lily: you should. i am sexy
Jane: please let me fuck you
Lily: that was so hard?
Jane: shut up
Lily: hard like your dick in my pussy 😩
Jane: ????
Lily: yes, you can fuck me
Lily: nobody fucks me like you can
Lily: you feel so good i can come on just your dick
Lily: makes me so loud and whiny
Lily: i can't say no to you even when i want to
Jane: jesus christ
Lily: i want to fuck you every day
Lily: then you play better, yes? you come and eat me with lips that kissed the Cup
Jane: okay, fuck off I think I got what I need
Lily: i certainly did 💦