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GymShark ✔@GymShark posted a video
Shane hollander work out routine just dropped 🤭But, always remember to take care of yourself and take a break
[ Video description: Shane in a steaming shower naked from the waist up, the video then cuts to Shane lifting weights,the camera gets a close-up on his biceps, and sweat dripping off of them. Another cut and now Shane is strapping on boxing gloves and is using a punching bag,sweat dripping off his hair as he punches the bag. The video ends with Shane taking a break and breathing heavy, white text is shown at the end saying “Whatever your goal, After every workout, Your body needs to recover”]
Tagged @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
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Shane @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
This ad was so fun to do! Thanks for having me GymShark!
MROWWW@HollandersBicep
That's all you have to say about the ad!??!?
OttawaCentaurs ✔@OttawaCens
Amazing ad! The Centaurs love the message🙌
Ilya Rozanov ✔@Rozanov81Official
So happy I get to lick the abs of second-best hockey player every day 😈😈
Troy ✔@Troy_Barrett
You’re being horny on main AGAIN Ilya
Ilya Rozanov ✔@Rozanov81Official
Oh I know😏
Hayden✔@HaydenPike_35
Looking good Shane!
Rose not Roz✔@Rose_Landryy
Ok I see you bestieee!
Kip@Chris_grady
Damn maybe I picked the wrong NHL player🫣
Ilya Rozanov ✔@Rozanov81Official
INCREDIBLY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY WRONG, go back to your hockey dinosaur boyfriend. This one’s mine 😒
Bood ✔@Zane”BBQ”Boodram
Goodness gracious Hollzy 😧
Dykstra✔@Evan_DykstraOfficial
That’s my captain’s husband y’all
Hazyy ✔@WyattHayesGoalie
I mean I am 100% straight but 😮💨
Ilya Rozanov ✔@Rozanov81Official
I’m not 😫
Kip@Chris_grady
I’m not 🥴
Troy ✔@Troy_Barrett
I’m not
No Bitches?@queercentral
I’m not
Shilya@Rozandersjersey
I’m not
JJ✔@JJ_Boiziau
Maybe I should start working out like Hollander 🤔
Haasy@LucaHaaz
Wow. Just wow
Ilya Rozanov ✔@Rozanov81Official
Poor haasyyy😔the ad broke his brain
Haasy@LucaHaaz
Shut up Roz
Raven@Raven4Cens
Everyone tell GymShark thank you for the food
Ilya Rozanov @Rozanov81Official
Thank you GymShark
Bood ✔@Zane”BBQ”Boodram
Thank you
Troy ✔@Troy_Barrett
Thank you
Hayden✔@HaydenPike_35
Thank you
Hazyy ✔@WHOfficial
Thank you
Dykstra ✔@Evan_DykstraOfficial
Thank you
Rose not Roz ✔@Rose_Landryy
Thank you
Haasy ✔@LucaHaas
Thanks GymShark
Kip@Chris_grady
Thank you
Dykstra✔@Evan_DykstraOfficial
Thank you
Raven@Raven4Cens
Holy replies?!? Is this the entire cens team??
🍞@bredlvr
Most of them, plus others
Syd@Syd4Cens
OOMF HOW ARE YOU STILL BREATHING?
Raven@Raven4Cens
I’m not. Not any more at least, i died and my soul is in hell, I’m typing this on the devils smart fridge
Syd@Syd4Cens
damn I didn’t even know the devil had a smart fridge
Blue@Hollandersrighttesticle
he got any ginger ale in it?
Shilya@Rozandersjersey
no I checked all he has is la croix😔
Raven@Raven4Cens
he’s right
Lena @hollanderwifee → retweeting @GymShark’s post
HOLY SHITT?!?! ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT?!?!
Tay-Tay @centaursisgay
No fr he CANNOT fight us all
Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
Yes I can, who said I can’t tf
Super Freak👅@Newphonewhodis
They really dropped this when I’m ovulating “Ferb I know what I’m gonna do today!” (Stroke my shi CRAZY styleeee)
Sammi @Shaneholeander
Montreal fumbled him? Oh I’d be on the 6 o’clock news, they’re better than me fr
Xoxo@Gossipgirlfan
They really couldn’t have pointed that camera in the shower lower? Gymshark stingy asf 😒😒
Opie@SpencerReidsgirl
Girl if they pointed the camera any lower we’d be on pornhub instead of twitter
Peenar@areyougonnatattleonme?
i mean they’re basically the same site
Aughh🐡@Number1hollanderglazer
[CAR CRASH][CAT YOWLING][GENERAL SHOUTING AND COMMOTION] [MY LEGGG!] [GLASS BREAKING] waow, Shane Hollander is very handsome 😄
Jax@trickstergod
384 dead in Ottawa from this ad ALONE
Shilya@Rozandersjersey
I’m one of them 😝
Shilya@Rozandersjersey
Wow. I’m pregnant now, spontaneously, like the unvirgin Mary
Venii@Venefiquee
The unvirgin Mary? What does this mean oomf😭
Shilya@Rozandersjersey
I’m not a virgin? What else is it supposed to mean??
Augie@Intheroomwhereithappened
Yall hear that barking? Ya that’s my ENTIRE UTERUS. AAAFFSJCNVJDAHM
Iana du lac @iwtwfan
WHAT DID MEN (Ilya) DO TO DESERVE SHANE HOLLANDERRR
c h i c k@flamingchickenlady
I have 33 cents in my bank account but whatever he’s selling I’m buying🤷♀️
Queen sh!t@7o’clocknews
I can’t even lie I’m looking at this ad disrespectfully ILYA MOVEEEE🗣️
Mad Hoes@hopoffmyshmeat
how to get Ilya Rozanov out of the picture, no glue, no borax?
Shane super simp@hollanderstip
ILYA ROZANOV PLEASE SHARE PLEASEEE JUST FOR ONE SCEONDDD PLEASEEE😫🙏
Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
No
Shane super simp@hollanderstip
Oh I have to delete my account now😃
Hater@D1h8rgrl
Fuck you Ilya Rozanov AND your fine ass husband Shane Hollander (not homophobic btw)
Grapes@lemonadestand
I love how you had to clarify like it’s not in the name 😭😭
Hater@D1h8rgrl
Gotta keep the actual homophobes off of my tl
Shawty@Queenbeyfan
I know for a fact that Ilya CANNOT handle allat
Shilya@Rozandersjersey
YES HE CAN
Idk@thisusernameisalreadyinuse
nope
Sara@bonelesswings
nope
Stick@Hockeysbiggestfan
nope
Venii@Venefiquee
in the words of our wise and beautiful leader Ilya ”INCREDIBLY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY WRONGG” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official posted a photo
[photo description: an early morning shot of Shane sleeping with his back towards the camera, obvious scratches and hickeys are on his back. The caption reads:]
Of course I can handle “allat” 😉
456.2k likes, 76.1k retweets, 13.4k replies
Shane✔ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Delete this???
Hayden✔@HaydenPike_35
Delete this!!!
Troy ✔@Troy_Barrett
DELETE THIS!!! Harris will pop a blood vessel
Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
I don’t give a 💩
OttawaCentaurs ✔@OttawaCens
You will. Also DELETE THISSSS
Svetlana✔@TheSvetlanaVetrova
I dont think anyone is taking him from you ilyusha
Rose not Roz✔@Rose_Landry
Wow that’s so Rozanov
Lena @hollanderwifee
Ilya Rozanov I was not familiar with your game
Shawty@Queenbeyfan
I was infact proven wrong 🫡
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