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miku got up from bed :3 yeyeyeyy and uh she invited all the vocaloids including teto becausr she get popular recently so ya. everyone said they could go except for luka because she was gambling. not that she always gambled but ok👍👍👍👍 so they came to mikus FUCKING MANSION and went to the fucking living room and turned on the fucking tv😀😀😀 so
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yi xi was sick and tired of not gaining anymore popular even tho she liked the song she made recently 3: so she called kaai yuki because she had her discord. "hi wanna kill all the popular vocaloids so we get more popular" "but why :(" "because ill give you 37646472829919183746 dollar" "YA!!!!! OKAY!!!!" "but invite some of your friends too cause yeah" the thing is kaai yuki was friends with a lot of other vocaloids... so guess who she invited, IA, aoki lapis, elanor forte, gakupo, fukase, flower, netu, utane piko, yowane haku, SeeU, Meaty-chan, Chis-A, otomachi una, zundamon, OLIVER, defoko, kasane ted(he hates his sister teto), YOHIOloid, Lily, NurseRobotType_T, and some others.
they began hatching the plan
"ok so we will behead everybody there you got that" yi xi said, proud of herself
kaai yuki raised her hand
"yes what is it"
"can we kill them in any other way??"
"yeah as long as they die!!" yi xi said
so they snuck into the fucking mansion and infiltrated the living room
"HOLY FUCK RIN AAAA THERES RANDOM ASS RATS FROM THE SEWRWRERS" miku yelled.
"OMGGGGGG RUN POOKIESSS" kaito yelled but not before he was stabbed by yi xi
"DIE YOU BITCHES DIEEEE AAARRGGGGRGGGOOUGHHHU"
CHAOS ENSUESSSS
kaai yuki quietly took a knife from the kitchen and joined the fight. she cornered miku and rin.
"PLEASE YUKI DONT DO THIS!" miku screamed
"miku i... i love you.... i have to say this...." rin said😀
"omg i love you too... " miku said
then they started making out and kaai yuki just stabbed them both in the head. "absolutely disgusting..." she mumbled.
momone momo was looking around looking for a kill. then she heard solf footsteps coming from a hallway. it mustve been teto! she ran and snuck up on teto. "I GOT YOU NOW!!' she said. teto screamed and tried to run but momone was faster.
" PLEASE MOMO WE ARE FRIENDS REMEMBER? YOU HELPED ME WITH TETO TERRITORY!!" teto pleaded.
"emmm... that was... 15 years ago? goodbye red haired gay bitch..." momo stabbed her in the chest and licked the blood off her knife.
the unpopular vocaloids had finished killing the popular ones off.
they were now the best👹👹