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1. just call me poirot motherf***** by goldengalaxies

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Cliff Marlow
   • Hayden Pike
   • Relationship Reveal
   • Lily & Jane - Freeform
   • Episode 5
   • Drugs
   • Humor
   • Crack

   Summary

   Pike handed over the phone, unlocked. Cliff got his phone out and pulled up Ilya’s contact alongside ‘Lily’s’.

   Holy. Fucking. Shit.

   He was a fucking genius.

   “Holy shit, I was right!” Cliff leapt up from the seat. “Jane is Shane and Lily is Ilya! Holy fuck, I’m a fuckin’ genius. Just call me Poirot, motherfucker!”

   (cliff visits shane in hospital. him and hayden get chatting about lily and jane. cliff puts the pieces together)

   Series

   • Part 8 of ways they didn't find out

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