ways they didn't find out
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"What are we going to do?" Shane whispered.
"I will tell them it was me." Rozanov said, interrupting them both.
"You would do that for Shane?" David asked.
"Is only way."
"Ilya, don't be stupid."
"Tell me other way then, Hollander."
Shane's eyes went glassy again. "But - you won't be able to go home. Russia. It won't be safe for you-"
Hayden exchanged a look with J.J. This whole situation was so fucked.
(someone working at the hotel leaks a picture of shane entering ilya's penthouse)
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- Part 1 of ways they didn't find out
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"God, you're such a fucking asshole," Shane said, but his breathing was beginning to even out.
"You love it." Rozanov's voice filtered through the phone.
A pause.
"You feel better now?"
"Yeah... thanks,"
"Good. Listen to me properly, Hollander. Scott Hunter doesn't know shit about us. And if he does, why has he noticed it, hmm? Think about that."
Shane let out another laugh, almost hysterical sounding. "You can't seriously be suggesting that Scott Hunter is gay? You're fucking crazy, Roz."
Oh my God.
The pieces clicked together. Shane and Rozanov?
(shane calls ilya after he fights scott hunter. hayden & jj overhear)
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- Part 2 of ways they didn't find out
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“No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.
“Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.
"Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.
Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”
Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.
“Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”
“Is fine.”
"No, I don't hate him. I love him."
Cliff's jaw was firmly hanging open, and he didn't think it was going to move anytime today. He felt as if he'd been punched in the stomach, all the air ripped away from his lungs.
"Am I dreaming?" Cliff muttered to himself.
Pike let out a strained laugh. "I think someone spiked my coffee this morning."
(cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)
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- Part 3 of ways they didn't find out
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“Just hang up.”
A very, very familiar Russian voice.
What the fuck?
Ilya goddamn Rozanov was with Shane, at the cottage. With Shane.
Oh, holy fuck.
Lily.
Ilya.
(hayden has a long standing dislike for ‘lily’. a second phone call at the cottage makes him dislike lily even more)
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- Part 4 of ways they didn't find out
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“We’re lovers.” Rozanov offered.
“What the fuck?” Hayden said.
Shane groaned. “Stop saying that, oh my God!”
“What? Is not true?”
“You two. You’re like- together?” Drapeau asked, his eyes flickering between the two of them.
“Christ, I’m gonna be sick.” Hayden said faintly.
Shane’s head reared back and Rozanov immediately stood. “Then fucking leave, Pike.”
Hayden realised what he’d said and held his hands up, a look of panic on his face. “No. No, I didn’t mean- Shane I’m fine with you being gay, I swear-“
Rozanov rolled his eyes. “Someone give this man a medal-“
“For fuck's sake, Ilya-“
(post-ilya moving to ottawa, hayden, jj & drapeau go to the cottage and find someone unexpected)
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- Part 5 of ways they didn't find out
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Hayden
I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you.Cliff
Ha!Hayden
My suffering is not funny.Cliff
Thanks for the heads upCliff
Get it?Hayden
I'm blocking you(cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)
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- Part 6 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 1 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
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- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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Pike handed over the phone, unlocked. Cliff got his phone out and pulled up Ilya’s contact alongside ‘Lily’s’.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
He was a fucking genius.
“Holy shit, I was right!” Cliff leapt up from the seat. “Jane is Shane and Lily is Ilya! Holy fuck, I’m a fuckin’ genius. Just call me Poirot, motherfucker!”
(cliff visits shane in hospital. him and hayden get chatting about lily and jane. cliff puts the pieces together)
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- Part 8 of ways they didn't find out
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drugs and other love by goldengalaxies for SupergirlMiraculous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Feb 2026
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"Whatever. Just don't let yourself get distracted just to get your dick wet, Hollander." Cormeau sneered.
Roz interrupted him. "It has been seven years and it has not distracted us yet. I do not know if you remember this, or maybe your brain is all fucked up from all the hits you take, but me and Hollander are captains and we have both gotten our teams to Cups. So mind your fucking business."
Cliff sucked in a breath.
Surely that wasn't true. It couldn't be true.
7 years.
That would mean it had been going on this entire time. The entire of Roz's career. The entire of Hollander's career.
7 years.
What the fuck.
(flipping my fic love and other drugs on it's head. ilya gets hurt and is high when shane goes to visit)
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- Part 9 of ways they didn't find out
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yuna hollander f*cks around and finds out by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.
She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?
He was naked.
She screamed.
“Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”
Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.
“Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.
“Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.
Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.
(yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)
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- Part 10 of ways they didn't find out
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!
Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander.
[Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal.
Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov.
Their lips meet in a kiss.
The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]
Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.
John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-
Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday.
(the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
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- Part 11 of ways they didn't find out
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“You have a message from: Lily.” The automated voice read out.
Shane almost swerved into the other lane trying to press the mute button on the dashboard.
”Woah, eyes on the road, dude!” Hayden yelled.
“Ayyy!” J.J cheered. “The famous Boston Lily! Let’s hear what she has to say.”
The automated voice continued. “Can’t wait to have my [tongue emoji] in your [peach emoji].”
(while shane is driving certain texts get read out by the car's bluetooth)
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- Part 12 of ways they didn't find out
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hall of fame jane by goldengalaxies for TheirHighestMajesty, PoeticMacNCheese57
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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“ Okay!” St-Simon interrupted loudly. “Can we please go five fucking minutes without hearing about your fucking dick?”
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“You have a third message from: Jane. Gonna ride you so hard tonight.”
“Holy fuck!” Connors laughed. “This fuckin girl! No wonder she locked down Roz!”
St-Simon groaned. ”I just asked for five fucking minutes, man!” St-Simon whined. “Five!”
(for years cliff marlow deals with jane. one unfortunate bluetooth connection reveals more)
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- Part 14 of ways they didn't find out