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1. Dirty Frequency! by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Weird Al Yankovic (Musician), Real Person Fiction, Music RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   01 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Steve Jay/Bass
   • Steve Jay
   • Sadie (Bass Guitar)
   • Mentioned Liz (Bass Guitar)
   • Mentioned Joe (Bass Guitar)
   • objectophilia
   • Musical Instruments
   • Sex with musical instruments
   • Inanimate Objects
   • Inanimate Object Porn
   • look it is exactly what you think it is. he has sex with the bass guitar. that is the fic
   • i don't feel like explaining myself further
   • Short One Shot
   • Don't Like Don't Read
   • no beta we die like men

   Summary

   The weight pushing against his back is half grounding, half intoxicating. The headstock of the bass strapped against him digs into his shoulder and neck, the tuning pegs pushing hard into his skin.

   It doesn’t bother him. In fact, it only turns him on more.

   -

   Or: Steve has sex with his bass guitar, Sadie.

   Language:

   English

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