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Flipping Channels by untouchedtvdinner
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Feb 2026
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Mettaton knows Tenna has to be alive in some way, shape, or form, and he lets Tenna somewhat guide him through masturbation.
Mettaton is trans and a ghost, and Tenna is just a television who has figured out ways to communicate. Super canon divergent and EXTREMELY self indulgent.
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Dirty Frequency! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Weird Al Yankovic (Musician), Real Person Fiction, Music RPF
01 Feb 2026
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The weight pushing against his back is half grounding, half intoxicating. The headstock of the bass strapped against him digs into his shoulder and neck, the tuning pegs pushing hard into his skin.
It doesn’t bother him. In fact, it only turns him on more.
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Or: Steve has sex with his bass guitar, Sadie.
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It takes love to be a Giver.
To love without traditional reciprocation.
To love so purely that it doesn't matter that their love will never be reciprocated in the way humans are taught to expect. After all, an inanimate object can never hug you, hold you, or tell you it loves you back.But for Jabber this doesn't matter.
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Jabber is a freak that masturbates using his own jinki.
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A perfeição cravada em madeira e ferro by RedMiddlemistCamellia
Fandoms: Ordem Paranormal (Web Series)
31 Jan 2026
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O suspiro que saiu de Jasper poderia ser descrito como um devoto que achou sua divindade...
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Jasper se apaixona pelo machado do mutilador noturno- Language:
- Português brasileiro
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- 388
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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- 72
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my short stories???hello by niaom43
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Original Work, Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
31 Jan 2026
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story blehhh
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20 Year old college student, Raya, masturbates in the middle of her morning makeup routine with a makeup brush.
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- English
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- 337
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- 1/1
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Bailee Madison wakes up to a ice cold house and a broken central heating. But the technician coming to fix wants to lay some pipes too.
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- English
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- 1,730
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- 1/1
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- 2
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When you were offered an old CRT Television for free, you were ecstatic.
You’d been meaning to get a TV for a while, but none of the flat, sleek designs on shelves made you feel at home. This one though, was perfect.
Slowly, you started to grow very attached to your TV. By month 6, you had come to terms with the fact that your infatuation with it was a little strange.
And then it talked to you.
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Two spellthieves have been issued with an important mission for the crown, one that they are assured is of utmost secrecy. They are to scout the ruins of a magical academy that was burnt to the grounds following a rebellion and report back anything that they find. Even better, perhaps they might discover some long-forgotten treasures that would aid the kingdom.
However when Alrik and Rachel reach their destination they find that their jaunt into the crumbled stones is going to be a lot trickier. Someone or something has taken up residence and it is up to them to discover what manner of threat to the kingdom has slunk into the forbidden ruins.
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A woman signs up to become a transformation pet for her partner to play with.
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Two co-hosts of three years have bottled up unresolved feelings towards eachother that they take out on their tv/spam mail instead of talking everything out like two grown up adults
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Giving a shotgun sloppy toppy
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touch me, tease me, love me, use me: a cartivan smut anthology by undernightlight
Fandoms: Father Brown (2013)
25 Jan 2026
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A collection of smutty pwp ficlets with Sid and Sullivan.
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Before he was relocated to Site-322, a loner named Peter meets a sentient vending machine, and what starts out as an awkward encounter eventually sprouts into an unstoppable love for each other (in future chapters).
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Only Cans by Ohdoyoucomeonthen
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, SCP Foundation, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
24 Jan 2026
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As Head Researcher at SCP Foundation Site-322, Dr. Alex Horne has dedicated his life to studying bizarre and dangerous anomalies beyond the comprehension of the average person. So what is it about a strange new vending machine in the cafeteria that manages to finally flap the unflappable doctor?
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- Part 1 of Keter Class Tasks
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Rain gets a good look at himself while he's practicing and lets just say, he *really* likes what he sees
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She fucks a rock... not a statue or gargoyle, or golem, or what ever. It's a rock... A sparkly rock, but still a rock.
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- English
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- 1,808
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 226
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Ella gets a role in a movie, but things go a bit wild as they prepare for the party after the premiere.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,923
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- 1/1
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- 149
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Percy Jackson and the Preds of New Athens by Anonymous
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Jan 2026
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At 18, Percy learns he is descended from a special bloodline and moves to New Athens, a secretive town upstate where people are divided into Preds and Prey. Preds have a unique power called the Touch, allowing them to turn others into inanimate objects. Prey have natural instincts desiring to be Touched. Percy is shown the ropes by his Pred cousin Nico as he is thrown into a depraved, sexually charged, world of transformation kink.
All but one chapter of the story is written and will release weekly. I put tags for future chapters in so you can know exactly what sort of niche fetish this story is.
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- Part 3 of Fucked Up Anon Fics
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SLU Tech: Date night at the cinema by WaddlyTuxedoBird
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Original Work
15 Jan 2026
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Tom gets two tickets for the cinema and a date with Princess Sofia. But with SLU Tech involved, things go wild.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,800
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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