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22 year old Alex Horne returns to his home town as a student teacher having gone through some changes in the intervening years.
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
17 Jan 2026
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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“I can’t give you what you need, Alex.”
The words rang hours after she left. The house barely touched, Alex barely present. Mostly he sat on the sofa staring at his hands or lying down and staring at the wall. He wished, so painfully wished, he had never said anything.
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you're a good friend by hornestoothgap (neuerswaist)
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 Jan 2026
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It's quite odd to know something deep down in the marrow of his bones, and yet when it's suddenly a reality, it's gone. He still thinks something good slipped through his fingers, not just all at once but also equally over the course of decades.
Years of misunderstandings from both sides mar his past and make it impossible to look back without questioning every single second shared between him and Tim.
OR: Alex finds out that everyone, and Tim, thinks they are dating.
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The Mistletoe Incident by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF
30 Dec 2025
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"I can practically hear you thinking," Greg murmurs after a while. "Everything okay?"
Y/n turns on her side to face him, though in the dimness she can only make out the outline of his profile. "Just... processing today, I guess."
"Ah," Greg says. "You mean the mistletoe incident?"*Chapter two now added!*
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- Part 14 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
27 Dec 2025
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“Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”
Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”
Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”
“Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.
Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?
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Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.
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do demons have stds? by hornestoothgap (neuerswaist) for Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
24 Dec 2025
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[Tim] wakes up with his face glued to a sticky pub table and Liverpool winning against Aston Villa on the telly; he isn’t surprised that his hand feels sore. He breathes out a strangled curse as he, muscle by muscle, pulls his aching body back up and slumps against the back of his chair. His lungs rattle in protest, and with his good hand, he rubs his smarting forehead.
OR: An almost missing scene
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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
18 Dec 2025
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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Peas in a Pod by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Dec 2025
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An interview question whilst promoting The Ballad of Wallis Island prompts Tim to reminisce on old times.
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Tim and Rachel sit for a much needed conversation.
SPOILERS for Gregwatching up to chapter 6
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Ask me again in 10 years. by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
05 Dec 2025
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Greg and Alex have developed a theme and they’re taking turns. All the while Greg delves into his memories once more.
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- Part 2 of Memories
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[i can't explain a thing] by trnspirate
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
05 Dec 2025
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“Now it’s just me and you taking a 50-year-old man to Germany.”
Frank and Tim’s trip to Germany. Oh, and Josh is there, too.
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One Year, Two Men, Three Rules, One Secret to Discover.
Or, in anticipation of Taskmaster's 10th anniversary, Alex takes on a secret task for himself, and gets far more than he bargained for.
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- Part 116 of Taskmaster Collection
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Heart and Soul by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Oct 2025
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“Now,” Greg purrs, stepping over the remnants of the salt and in the direction of Alex, who’s still watching him with big, guileless eyes, “for the record, I do have a heart, but I haven’t got a heartbeat. Any last words?”
“A few.” And then, without even glancing at the book, Alex loudly starts chanting, “Exorcizo te, immundíssime spíritus-“
“For fuck’s sake,” Greg says, for the second time tonight.
Or: After Greg is summoned and then unceremoniously sent back to Hell without striking a deal, all he can think about is how he's going to see the upstart little witch again so he can
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In Plain Sight by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF
12 Oct 2025
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Desperate, Y/n seeks help from the enigmatic Taskmaster, and their assistant, LAH. She joins forces with behavioral scientist Dr. Greg Davies and literature professor Alex Horne, who specializes in ornithology, to investigate museum thefts around London.
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Operation Throuple! by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Australian Comedians RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
05 Oct 2025
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The three men stare at me in silence for a moment.
"What?" I ask, confused by their expressions.
Ed shakes his head slowly. "Y/n, I say this with love and respect... but you are absolutely clueless when it comes to flirting."- Basically just a story of Ed, James, and Sam being the most supportive friends, and trying to get the reader some action.
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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You've received the opportunity of a lifetime: to participate in Taskmaster. You have no idea what this will all involve. New friendships, new experiences, a lot of chaos, but above all, Alex.
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I remember exactly how this all began: Rachel leaning across our table during happy hour, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. “Alex is just sooo tightly wound when he gets home. It's frustrating to be around. Could you maybe- can you help him out?”
Or- Rachel asks reader to help Alex 'unwind'. ;)
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- Part 3 of Taskmaster Short Stories