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SYSTEM CREATING DEVICE!!!!!!!!!

CHAT CREATING SYSTEM!!!

CHAT ROOM:

SYSTEM added Subject 1
SYSTEM added Subject 2
SYSTEM added Subject 3
SYSTEM added Subject 4
SYSTEM added Subject 5
SYSTEM added Subject 6
SYSTEM added Subject 7
SYSTEM added Subject 8
SYSTEM added Subject 9
SYSTEM added Subject 10
SYSTEM added Subject 11
SYSTEM added Subject 12
SYSTEM added Subject 13
SYSTEM added Subject 14
SYSTEM added Subject 15

Subject 1: Huh?

Subject 2: And this app?

Subject 3: I don't know where I am and I don't know what this is.

Subject 4: Mmm @Subject 3, I'm the same.

Subject 5: Same, but I woke up in a locker.

Subject 6: Okay… What is this object?

Subject 7: Mmm… this looks like some object from the Capitol.

Subject 8: @Subject 6, same here.

Subject 9: Mmm, shit, I'm dead.

Subject 10: Perfect, I just saw a woman commit suicide in front of me and now an unknown chat.

Subject 12: Are you okay, @Subject 10, honey?

Subject 10: I'm traumatized.

Subject 11: I'm hungry and this isn't meat.

Subject 1: (⊙ｏ⊙)

Subject 13: KJ, if it was you, I'll give your girlfriend your corpse.

Subject 14: Between the talking phone and this chat, I'm sinking deeper into madness.

Subject 15: Mmm, I'm with some weird creature and I don't know where I am.

Subject 14: Mood, but I do know where I am.

SYSTEM: Welcome! Each of you is from a different universe, while @Subject 3, @Subject 4, and @Subject 5 are from the same universe, but from different eras. INTRODUCE YOURSELVES! P.S.: This group is infinitely large and could include more universes in the future. P.S.: @Subject 9, this device is untraceable by monsters.

Subject 1: Well... Thanks... Okay, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Aitor Moreno, I'm 26 years old, and I'm gay.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 1 to Aitor.

Subject 2: Mmm okay, I'm Midoriya Izuku, I'm 15 years old and I'm training to obtain the most powerful power in the world and I'm bisexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 2 to Midoriya.

Aitor: Mi-Mido-Midoriya (⊙ˍ⊙) sorry, let's continue.

Subject 3: Uhh well, I'm Makoto Naegi, I'm 17 years old and just as I was entering my school, I fainted and I just woke up in a classroom and I'm bisexual and polyamorous.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 3 to Naegi.

Subject 4: The same thing happened to me as to Naegi-san. I was walking into my school, I fainted, and I just woke up on a beach. Oh, sorry, I'm Sonia Nevermind, I'm 17 years old, and I'm heterosexual and polyamorous.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 4 to Sonia.

Subject 5: I am Shuichi Saihara, I am 16 years old and I just woke up in a locker and I am bisexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 5 to Saihara.

Aitor: The lucky one, the princess and the detective, we'll continue, I'll explain later.

Subject 6: I'm really worried you'll wake up in weird places. Let me introduce myself, I'm Miss Penelope Featherington, but you can call me Pen or Penelope. I'm 17 years old and today I'm starting out in society. And I don't know what gay, bisexual, or heterosexual means.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 6 to Penelope.

Aitor: Pen, I'll explain later.

Subject 7: Well, I'm Katniss Everdeen, I'm 12 years old and I'm in the forest with my father, I'm straight.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 7 to Katniss.

Subject 8: I am Harry James Potter, I am almost 13 years old and I am stuck with my uncles, I am bisexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 8 to Harry.

Subject 9: I am still Perseus Jackson, but call myself Percy, I am 13 years old and I am about to go to a military school with my cousin and my best friend, and I am bisexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 9 to Percy.

Harry: Percy, like my best friend's brother, who is named Percy Weasley.

Aitor: Harry, Percy Weasley's full name is Percival.

Harry: Ah…

Subject 10: I am Kala Dandekar, I am 25 years old and I am a pharmacist, I am bisexual and polyamorous.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 10 to Kala.

Penelope: Can women do that?

Aitor: Pen, I'll explain later, but first @Subject 11, I think I know who you are, if you introduce yourself I'll give you meat.

Subject 11: YESSSSSS MEAT MEAT!!!! I'M MONKEY D LUFFY, I'M 17 YEARS OLD AND I'M GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES. And I'm gay and polyamorous.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 11 to Luffy.

Harry: Ha, blackmail, I love it.

Sonia: King of the Pirates?

Aitor: I'll explain later, Sonia, but first, Luffy, do the barrel thing and get inside.

Luffy: YES! LET'S EAT!

Aitor: And while Luffy satisfies the black hole he has for a stomach, @Subject 12, it's your turn.

Subject 12: I am Lena Oxton, better known as Tracer, I am 31 years old and I am an Overwatch agent and I am a lesbian.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 12 to Tracer.

Subject 13: Okay, this isn't a joke from KJ. Well, let me introduce myself. I'm Zyanya Mondragón, better known as Reyna. I'm 30 years old and I'm a Valorant agent, and I'm bisexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 13 to Reyna.

Subject 14: I am Nagisa Misumi, I am 13 years old and I am following the instructions of a talking mobile phone called Mepple, heterosexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 14 to Misumi.

Aitor: Misumi-san, on the way you look for a card, the card of a queen.

Misumi: Thank you… I'm on it, I'm in the middle of a kitchen and I've gotten hungry.

Aitor: (⊙_⊙;) I forgot that you are also a black hole like Luffy.

Misumi: (￣ε(#￣)

Subject 15: Well, it's my turn. I'm Taichi Yagami, I'm 11 years old and I'm on a kind of island with a bug called Koromon. I'm bisexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 15 to Yagami.

Aitor: Well, we're all here now and I'm flying.

YAGAMI changed his name to Taichi.

Taichi: Now, yes.

Aitor: I'll explain why I know about you, okay?

Reyna: Do it. (╬▔皿▔)╯

Aitor: Hahaha, relax, Reyna. Well, for me, each of you is a character from TV series, books, movies, anime, and video games. Midoriya-san is from an anime called Boku no Hero Academia, or My Hero Academia. Naegi-san, Sonia, and Saihara-san are from a video game series called Dangan Ronpa. Pen is from a TV series and book series called Bridgerton. Katniss is from before canon since you'll be in the 70th Hunger Games.

Katniss: The tribute parade is in a little while.

Aitor: Okay, so you're four years before the canon, which is a book and movie series called The Hunger Games. Don't hang out with that jerk Gale Hawthorne, hang out with Peeta Mellark, and tell your parents to talk to Haymitch. Harry and Percy are a few days away from starting the third book. Kala, you're in the first episode of the series called Sense8. Tracer and Reyna are both characters from video games called Overwatch and Valorant. Misumi-san is from an anime called Pretty Cure and is in the first episode. Luffy is also in the first episode of his anime, One Piece, just like Misumi-san. Taichi is from the Digimon anime.

Izuku: …

Harry: …

Taichi: …

Reyna: Orale.

Luffy: I'm already in the barrel.

Aitor: Okay Luffy, then I'll see you in a bit. Naegi-san, Sonia, and Saihara-san are trapped; Naegi-san and Saihara-san are in a school, while Sonia is on an archipelago. Saihara, have you met Monokubs yet?

SAIHARA changed his name to Shuichi.

Shuichi: My name is Shuichi and I just met them along with my partner Kaede Akamatsu.

Aitor: Okay Naegi-san, Sonia and Shuichi, the three of you are Ultimate Students, Naegi-san and Sonia are both from Hope's Peak Academy.

Naegi changed his name to Makoto.

Makoto: Call me Makoto. I just met my classmates. And I'm the Ultimate Lucky Student.

Sonia: I'm looking at the island where I am with Gundham Tanaka and Kazuichi Soda, and I'm the Ultimate Princess Student. There's also an Ultimate Lucky Student in my class named Nagito Komaeda.

Shuichi: I am the Ultimate Student Detective.

MISUMI changed her name to Nagisa.

Nagisa: Wow, a princess and a detective. By the way, I'm at the fair with Honoka Yukishiro, who also has a talking phone called Mipple. Some weird guy named Pisard just turned a roller coaster into a monster.

Harry: Shit, that's top-level black magic.

Percy: *Traumatic flashbacks* (┬┬﹏┬┬)

Aitor: Hahaha Percy. Harry is worse than Voldemort.

Harry: （⊙ｏ⊙)

Aitor: Nagisa, do you remember when I told you to look for a card from a queen?

Nagisa: Yes I have it in my hands and so does Yukishiro.

Aitor: Scan it and now I'm going to get some popcorn because this is going to be good. By the way, @Taichi, look for the others; there's a Kuwagamon near you, the Digimon will help you.

Taichi: I'm already with Izumi and Mochimon, we're hiding.

Kala: I'm getting worried, especially with the headache I'm getting.

Aitor: It's normal, everything will become clear tomorrow, and don't worry about your wedding.

Kala: What? Why?

Aitor: I'll just say that a very handsome German man will appear naked.

Tracer: (´･ω･`)?

Kala: Oh Ganesha.

Nagisa: Hey guys, I transformed along with Yukishiro and fought against that monster.

MIDORIYA changed his name to Izuku.

Izuku: I just saw it in the news tab: “The Legendary Warriors of Light, Pretty Cure, Cure Black and Cure White”

NAGISA added YUKISHIRO.
YUKISHIRO changed his name to Honoka.

Honoka: Wow, so this is the famous chat room.

SYSTEM changed the name of Nagisa to Cure Black.

SYSTEM changed the name of Honoka to Cure White.

Cure Black: (+_+)?

Cure White: Okay…

Makoto: A strange bear just appeared telling us that we have to kill each other.

Cure White: How?

Sonia: Same here.

Kala: Oh, Ganesha.

Shuichi: Same here, and it's given us a reason.

Penelope: I'm going to faint.

Katniss: I hope the Capitol never finds out about this.

Percy: By the gods.

Tracer: What?

Reyna: Orale.

Luffy: I just sent a whale flying.

Cure Black: …

Taichi: …

Harry: Hahahaha, I love chaos.

Aitor: ^

Aitor: Makoto, stay away from Sayaka Maizono and go to Kyoko Kirigiri. Sonia, stay with Gundham. Shuichi, keep an eye on Kaede.

Makoto: Okay?

Sonia: Perfect.

Shuichi: Mmm, okay.

Aitor: Luffy, good catapult against Alvida.

Taichi: We just defeated Kuwagamon. And our Digimon have grown and changed.

Aitor: Taichi, they've Digivolved. Honoka, introduce yourself.

Cure White: Oh, that's right, my apologies. I'm Honoka Yukishiro, now known as Cure White. I'm 13 years old and bisexual.

Aitor: Welcome to chaos. Hahaha

Harry: ^

Reyna: ^

Trazador: ^

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CHAT ROOM:

Katniss: Hey, the parade's over.

Penelope: What kind of parade is that? By the way, my sister fainted in front of the queen.

Aitor: Ha, screw Prudence.

Katniss: The Hunger Games tribute parade.

Aitor: Katniss's universe isn't the strangest; that would be Luffy's, especially on the Grand Line. The general story of Katniss's universe is that 70 years ago there was a massive war between the districts and the Capitol, and the Capitol won by "destroying" District 13. The remaining districts must send one boy and one girl between the ages of 12 and 18 each year to fight each other, and only one will emerge victorious.

Reyna: I like that.

Harry: That's creepy, Reyna.

Reyna: Hey, I use the souls of my opponents to heal my wounds.

Kala: Oh, Ganesha.

Penelope: I'm going to faint.

Tracer: o_o

Luffy: I'm in Shells Town with Koby and I'm going to kill a rich kid.

Harry: Please let it be Malfoy ＞﹏＜

Aitor: Hahahaha, Harry hahahaha.

Taichi: Well, Koromon has evolved into Agumon.

Izuku: Aitor-san, can you tell us which of our universes are the strangest, from least strange to strangest?

Aitor: The least strange is Pen's, which is from the past, 1813. Next is Kala's, which is basically the real world until you see several things that Kala will experience in a few days.

Kala: I'm scared.

Aitor: Next up is Katniss, which is set in a dystopian future. After that, there's Nagisa and Honoka, which is similar to Kala's; at their base, they're normal until they transform.

Cure Black: It was really weird.

Cure White: It was really cool.

Cure Black: ಠಿ_ಠ

Cure White: (～￣▽￣)～

Aitor: Hahaha Honoka doesn't give a damn hahahahaha.

Cure White: (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)

Aitor: (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)

Aitor: Okay, I'll continue. After Precure, in this order, come Makoto, Sonia, and Shuichi. Shuichi, your school is really weird, and the story is more convoluted than Sonia's, mainly because the ending of V3, Shuichi's, is still debated to this day. And Sonia, in short, the island and all that is a big trip.

Shuichi: … I'm scared.

Aitor: ^3^

Aitor: Then come Harry and Percy, for a single word: magic for Harry, and gods for Percy.

Shuichi: Magic? Gods? Please tell me it's not like Angie Yonaga, the Ultimate Artist Student, or Himiko Yumeno, the Ultimate Mage Student?

Aitor: Doesn't Angie keep talking about Atua?

Shuichi: Yes /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Harry: Well… I'm a wizard.

Aitor: A REAL MAGICIAN, not like that garbage Yumeno, sorry, I developed a huge aversion to her because of Tenko Chabashira, just like Hiyoko Saionji and Mahiru Koizumi.

Sonia: (´･ω･`)?

Shuichi: O.O

Aitor: I'm sorry, but Harry is a real wizard, and Percy is a demigod, son of Poseidon, the Greek God of the Seas.

Aitor: Sorry, Lady Whistledown ;)

Penelope: You know that, right?

Aitor: Pen, of course I know, I even know who you're marrying.

Penelope: What?

Aitor: I'm not going to tell you.

Penelope: Oh.

Aitor: I'll continue. Next is Taichi, just Digimon and the Digital World. Then Izuku, Quirks and heroes, plain and simple. Then Reyna, especially the Radiant Ones like you, Clove, Phoenix, Omen, who looks like Reaper's cousin alongside Voldemort and the Dementors. After that, Tracer's universe is absolutely insane—in short, gorilla, hamster, and cat—and that's if you add Widowmaker's blue skin.

Tracer: Winston, Hammond, and I don't know who the cat is.

Aitor: Fika, she is so cute. And then there's Kiriko, Wuyang and Anrat, Zenyatta, Genji, Moira, shall I continue?

Tracer: Nope.

Aitor: And finally, the weirdest one is Luffy's, Grand Line is a monumental fucking crazy thing.

LUFFY has added ZORO.

Zoro: So this is the item Luffy uses. But first, magic, gods, powers, and a gorilla? But the death match part interests me.

Sonia: …

Makoto: …

Shuichi: …

Harry: Hahahaha.

Reyna: Zoro, I like the way you think.

Zoro: Thank you.

Izuku: Zoro, introduce yourself.

Zoro: I'm Roronoa Zoro, I'm 19, I used to be a Pirate Hunter and now I'm Luffy's first mate. And I want to be the world's greatest swordsman. I'm bisexual and polyamorous.

Tracer: Remind me not to introduce you to Genji.

Aitor: Not even Vendetta.

Tracer: Vendetta?

Aitor: Yes Vendetta.

Cure White: Hey Misumi-san, have you seen that there are two more Pretty Cure groups?

Cure Black: WHAT?!

Aitor: Nagisa, Honoka, the Precure world is sooooo wide.

TRACER has added WINSTON.

REYNA has added BRIMSTONE.

Winston: Multiverse? Interesting.

Brimstone: Magic, gods, legendary warriors, Digimon—that's crazy. Reyna, you wouldn't teach this to Raze, Clove, or Astra.

Reyna: Oh, I wanted to play the prank Raze played on me during the fight.

Brimstone: Reyna…

Reyna: Yes, yes.

Percy: Brimstone and Winston, introduce yourselves.

Winston: Hi, I'm Winston, a 31-year-old Overwatch scientist, and I'm a gorilla. I'm asexual and aromantic.

Penelope: Gorilla?

Winston: Yes, hyperintelligent gorilla.

Brimstone: Okay, it's my turn. I'm Liam Byrne, better known as Brimstone. I'm 45 years old and I'm a Valorant agent alongside Reyna. I'm straight and have a partner.

Taichi: Well, Agumon just temporarily evolved into Greymon. He was a freaking T-Rex.

Izuku: щ(ʘ╻ʘ)щ T-Rex?

TAICHI has added AGUMON.

Taichi: It won't let me add anyone else except Agumon.

SYSTEM: The rest and their Digimon will be able to enter when their Digimon evolve into the adult stage.

Taichi: Thank you, SYSTEM. Agumon, introduce yourself.

Agumon: Hello, I'm Agumon, Taichi's partner Digimon.

Aitor: Agumon is known as the Digimon of Courage.

Taichi: (´･ω･`)?

Agumon: (´･ω･`)?

Aitor: Percy, are you heading to military school tomorrow?

Percy: Yep.

Aitor: Okay, tomorrow, Percy and Harry start the canon, Taichi, open your mind to Yamato.

Taichi: Okay

Percy: Ready.

Harry: YAS.

Aitor: Kala, don't be too scared tomorrow.

Kala: I'm scared of the naked German.

Aitor: ^3^

Zoro: THAT IDIOT LUFFY GOT CARRIED AWAY BY A BIRD!!!!

Izuku: I might have gotten trapped in the trash.

Aitor: Izuku, what the hell, that doesn't happen in canon.

Kala: Are we ignoring the fact that Luffy was carried away by a bird?

Reyna: Yes

Harry: Yes.

Cure Black: Yes.

Aitor: It's just another day in Luffy's life.

Penelope: No, Zoro, go get him.

Zoro: I'm on it, Pen, I'm on it. I'm forcing a couple of pirates to row.

Aitor: Say yes to the enslavement of idiots.

Kala: I think my sanity is going to hell in a handbasket in this group.

Aitor: ·3·

Kala: Shut up, Aitor, you scare me.

Aitor: Hahaha okay, okay. @Izuku what the hell did you do?

Izuku: I was cleaning the beach when everything fell on me, but then a blonde with two buns just showed up.

Aitor: (⊙ˍ⊙) Toga Himiko.

Izuku: That's what she told me. She's helping me get out, and I'm writing to All Might.

Aitor: I bet 5 bucks that idiot kidnaps Recovery Girl.

Izuku: I don't think he'd do that. He's the number one hero, I don't think he'd kidn...

Aitor: (≧∇≦)ﾉ I KNEW IT HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Izuku: That idiot kidnapped Recovery Girl, and now she's beating him up.

Aitor: RECORD THIS FOR GOD! RECOVERY GIRL IN THE SHIN AND THEN SPLIT OUT HIS OTHER LUNG, YOU IDIOT!!!

Izuku: *Sends the video of Recovery Girl hitting All Might with her staff* Aitor, that's creepy.

Aitor: :P

Percy: I declare myself a fan of that old woman.

Harry: ^

Izuku: THAT IDIOT ALSO KIDNAPPED NEDZU.

Aitor: That wasn't canon, but I love it, hahaha.

Izuku: Apparently, Toga-san was abandoned by her parents because of her gift.

Reina: I'll take their souls.

Harry: I'll take their teeth.

Percy: (╯▔皿▔)╯

Izuku: We're already on our way home, Nedzu, All Might, Recovery Girl, Toga-san and I to talk about Toga's situation with my mom.

Aitor: You and I both know she's going to adopt her.

Izuku: I know.

Agumon: I'm hungry.

Cure Black: ^

Luffy: ^

Aitor: The trio that doesn't have a stomach, but a black hole. And Zoro isn't exempt either ^3^ he's a black hole of liquor.

Zoro: Bite me, Aitor.

Aitor: Where? ^3^

Zoro: Agrh.

Aitor: Are you in Orange Town yet?

Luffy: We've already left there with a navigator, but I'll bring her in tomorrow.

Brimstone: I just got back and Reyna almost started a rebellion.

Reyna: Yes, I am ^3^

Percy: ^

Harry: ^

Aitor: The Chaos Trio.

Cure White: Aitor, you're chaos too.

Aitor: Thanks for the compliment, Honoka.

Winston: I don't think it was a compliment.

Aitor: ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

Katniss: Aitor, do you know who's winning this year's Games?

Aitor: Yes, and I also know who won the 71st and 74th Hunger Games, but I won't say anything.

Penelope: My gossip newspaper has been delivered.

Tracer: Yes, I'm seeing it. I like your writing, Pen.

Penelope: Thanks :)

Aitor: I just realized something...

Aitor: IZUKU SAID A SWEAR! HE'S GONE FROM BEING A CINNAMON ROLL TO BEING A GREMLIN.

Harry: Oh Merlin, that's right.

Taichi: Guys, I'm going to sleep on the beach with my friends.

Aitor: Goodnight, Taichi.

Penelope: Good night, Taichi.

Makoto: I'm going to sleep too, thanks to the punch Mondo Owada gave me.

Kala: Me too, but from a headache.

Shuichi: Me too.

Sonia: ^

Aitor: And they left. Plus those who went to sleep without saying goodbye.

Tracer: ·3·

Aitor: :/

Izuku: Aitor.

Aitor: Yes?

Izuku: Go to sleep.

Aitor: NOOOOOO I CAN'T, I have ADHD, like Percy, and I bet Harry, Tracer, and you too, Izuku. And if you mix ADHD and insomnia, you get me or Nico Di Angelo's emo teenager ·3· I wish it were me, but that's not going to happen.

Brimstone: @Reyna remind me to get KJ, Gekko, Clove, and Raze tested for ADHD.

Aitor: I'd test Jett too (≧∇≦)ﾉ

Brimstone: Aitor, go to sleep.

Aitor: Bite me, old man. (￣ε(#￣)

Izuku: Welcome to chaos @Zoro, @Winston, @Brimstone and @Agumon.

Harry: ^

Aitor: Weren't you sleeping?

CHAT OFF.

- NOOOOOOO, I wanted to keep writing - said a tired voice, clearly exhausted from five coffees.

- AITOR MORENO, SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!! - yelled a woman.

- Yes, Mommy - said Aitor.

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CHAT ROOM:

Tracer: Aitor, did you get any sleep?

Aitor: Nope :/ because of insomnia.

Izuku: I just ate a hair.

Kala: What?

Harry: I just walked in and Izuku's eating weird stuff. I'd expect that more from Luffy, though.

Aitor: ^

Winston: We should be asking, why did you eat a hair?

Izuku: To get All Might's Quirk, I had to eat his DNA. And I don't feel like drinking blood, I'll leave that to Himi-chan.

Aitor: Himi-chan. ^3^

Tracer: Himi-chan. ^3^

Percy: Himi-chan ^3^

Harry: Himi-chan ^3^

Izuku: Shut up, you demon spawn.

Reyna: Yes, I am.

Izuku: ( ˘︹˘ )

Aitor: Leaving Himi-chan aside. @Taichi @Agumon are you awake yet?

Taichi: Yes.

Agumon: We're in the jungle.

Aitor: Okay.

Penelope: Hmm, Aitor, I don't know if I should tell Eloise about Lady Whistledown.

Aitor: I'd gather all the Bridgertons and tell them, and I'd include Eloise, Daphne, Anthony, and Violet in this group.

Penelope: Hmmm, I'll see what I can do.

Reyna: And Luffy?

Zoro: He's asleep.

ZORO added NAMI.

Nami: So this is what you were doing.

Aitor: 3

Harry: 2

Makoto: 1

Nami: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MAGIC, GODS, MONSTERS, DEATH GAMES, A GORILLA, A SOUL-EATER, AND LEGENDARY WARRIORS!!!

Aitor: ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

Zoro: Luffy's talking about food in his sleep.

Aitor: That's normal.

Nami: How can that be normal?

Aitor: Nami, darling, Luffy's a black hole, and a rubber one at that.

Tracer: What?

Aitor: Oh, I didn't explain. In Nami, Zoro, and Luffy's universe, there are fruits called Akuma no Mi that give you powers, but in return, the sea weakens you.

Reyna: And let me guess, Luffy ate one.

Aitor: Hahahaha, yes, he ate it while he was angry, hahahaha. He ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi. The Rubber Fruit.

Izuku: An elastic Quirk.

Aitor: Yep.

Percy: I refuse to eat that and not be able to swim.

Aitor: I understand, coming from you, Prince of the Sea.

Percy: ╰（‵□′）╯

Nami: Prince?

Sonia: Prince?

Reyna: Prince?

Penelope: Prince?

Aitor: Yes, Prince, Percy is the son of Poseidon, the king of the seas, and he is his son, therefore a prince. Furthermore, Sonia is a princess of a country that only exists in her universe, the Kingdom of Novoselic.

Shuichi: Uh, we have 24 hours left to meet the deadline Monokuma gave us.

Aitor: I hope Monokuma and Nedzu never meet.

Izuku: *Shivers*

Makoto: We were shown our families and then the destroyed house.

Kala: Oh, Ganesha.

Aitor: Makoto, I only know Komaru is okay, but I don't know anything about your parents.

Makoto: At least that's something.

Luffy: Good morning.

Kala: Good morning, Luffy.

Penelope: Nami, introduce yourself.

Nami: I'm Nami, I'm 18 years old, I'm from Cocoyasi Village, I haven't joined Luffy yet, and I'm bisexual.

Aitor: Nami, Luffy will help you with Arlong.

Nami: Thanks, Aitor.

Zoro: The witch is crying.

Luffy: And now Nami's hitting Zoro.

Aitor: By the way, @Sonia, the Byakuya Togami with you is an imposter. He's the Ultimate Imposter Student, since the real one is with Makoto.

Sonia: O.O

Makoto: O.O

Katniss: My dad has to work tomorrow, and I have a bad feeling about it.

Aitor: Tell your father not to go to the mine tomorrow. It's going to explode, and your father will die.

Katniss: WHAT?! I'll tell him right away.

Aitor: First crisis averted.

IZUKU added HIMIKO.

Himiko: Himi-chan, Izu? <3

Harry: Izu? ^3^

Aitor: Izu? ^3^

Percy: Izu? ^3^

Izuku: Shut up, you freaks.

Himiko: Even me? ಥ_ಥ

Izuku: Not you, Himi-chan.

Aitor: *Eating popcorn, because he likes seeing Izuku dominated by the tsundere Himiko* Himi, have you drunk his blood yet?

Himiko: Yep.

Kala: Blood?

Himiko: Yes, blood. My Quirk is Transformation. It grants me the ability to perfectly transform into another person's appearance and voice by consuming their blood. The problem is, my Quirk also makes me feed on blood.

Izuku: Thanks to her Quirk, she found me yesterday.

Tracer: I find it really funny that Nami was surprised by everything, and Himiko was only surprised because Izuku called her Himi-chan.

Himiko: (≧∇≦)ﾉ

Brimstone: Great, she's an agent of chaos.

Aitor: Himi, introduce yourself.

Himiko: I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm Toga Himiko, Izu's mom adopted me, I'm 16 years old, I'm bisexual and polyamorous, and I want to be a hero like Vlad King. My Quirk is called Transformation.

Cure White: Nice to meet you, Himiko and Nami. @Aitor, can you tell me more about Pretty Cure?

Aitor: Sure.

Harry: @Luffy, I need you to send another whale flying.

Aitor: Has your Aunt Marge arrived?

Harry: Yes. (┬┬﹏┬┬)

Aitor: But you won't need Luffy.

Harry: Huh?

Aitor: I won't say anything.

Harry: Ugh.

Luffy: Who should I send flying?

Nami: We just arrived at Syrup Village.

Zoro: And a big-nosed guy hasn't thrown anything.

Aitor: Ah, it's Usopp, he's Yasopp's son @Luffy.

Luffy: I know who he is.

Aitor: Be careful with Kurahadol, he's not who he says he is. He's the captain of the Black Cat Pirates, Kuro of the Hundred Planes.

Nami: Okay.

Aitor: Help Usopp and then you'll have a ship, the Going Merry.

Luffy: Let's beat the cat.

Izuku: On my way to the UA exam, I found a purple-haired boy gagged.

Aitor: O.O Izuku asks seriously: Why the hell do you mess with the canon so much?

Izuku: I don't know, I took off his muzzle and we're going to UA together.

Himiko: Izu, why do you always run into people?

Izuku: Honestly, I have no idea.

Aitor: Izuku is a mix between a cinnamon roll and a chaos gremlin, he's either a chaos roll or a cinnamon gremlin.

Izuku: See you later.

Aitor: Bye. And good luck to all three of you.

Cure Black: You still haven't answered our question.

Aitor: Oh, I'll get to it. Currently, there are three Pretty Cure groups, but there will be more in the future. There's Pretty Cure Splash Star with Cure Bloom and Cure Egret, and then there's Yes! Pretty Cure 5 with Cure Dream, Cure Rouge, Cure Lemonade, Cure Mint, and Cure Aqua.

Cure Black: (⊙ˍ⊙)

PERCY added ANNABETH.

PERCY added THALIA.

Annabeth: So this is what Percy was doing.

Thalia: Magic, super-intelligent gorillas, pirates, death games, soul-eaters, legendary warriors, heroes with powers, and monsters. Wow.

Aitor: Hahaha, she took it well, hahaha. Are you already on your way to military school?

Annabeth: We'll be there in a bit.

Percy: Girls, introduce yourselves.

Annabeth: I'm Annabeth Chase, I'm a demigoddess, daughter of Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and Battle Strategy, I'm 14 years old, I want to be an architect, and I'm heterosexual.

Thalia: Hey idiots, I'm Thalia Grace, also a demigoddess, daughter of Zeus, God of the Sky and King of the Gods. I'm physically 15 years old, I was trapped in a tree for 5 years until this summer, and I'm asexual and aromantic.

Himiko: Izuku Midoriya.

Aitor: 🎵Ese compa ya esta muerto, más no le han avisado🎵 (🎵That guy is already dead, they just haven't told him yet🎵)

IZUKU added URARAKA.

IZUKU added SHINSO.

URARAKA changed her name to Ochako.

SHINSO changed his name to Hitoshi.

Ochako: Izuku, thank you for saving me.

Hitoshi: Wow, I like this group, full of chaos.

Izuku: You're welcome, Ochako.

WINSTON added Mercy.

Mercy: I'm going to get an ulcer because of this group.

Aitor: Let's take it one step at a time, everyone. @Izuku, you broke your arm and both legs, right?

Izuku: …

Ochako: Yes.

Hitoshi: Yes.

Himiko: Yes.

Mercy: Are you serious?

Izuku: …Yes…

Harry: Hahahaha, damn, Izuku, between you and Luffy this place is going to be chaos.

Himiko: @Ochako, @Hitoshi, and @Mercy, introduce yourselves.

Aitor: 5 bucks I bet Inko adopts Hitoshi.

Hitoshi: O.O

Mercy: I'll start. I'm Dr. Angela Ziegler, better known as Mercy. I'm 39 years old, a doctor and an Overwatch agent, and I'm bisexual and polyamorous.

Tracer: I didn't know you were bisexual and polyamorous.

Mercy: There are some things you don't know about me, Lena.

Tracer: I see.

Hitoshi: Well, it's my turn. I'm Hitoshi Shinso, I'm 15 years old, and I want to be an underground hero. My Quirk is Brainwashing, which allows me to take control of people who answer my questions or anything I say, and they can do whatever I ask. And I'm gay. And I love cats.

Ochako: My name is Uraraka Ochako, I'm 15 years old, and I want to be a rescue hero. My Quirk is Zero Gravity, which allows me to eliminate the effects of gravity on things just by touching them with the tips of my five fingers. And I'm rediscovering my sexuality.

Katniss: Nice to meet you, Mercy, Hitoshi, and Ochako.

Ochako: Same here. Now let's go to Izuku's house, the three of us.

Aitor: Toshi will now be Hitoshi Midoriya, hahaha.

Hitoshi: I don't think so.

Aitor: …

Himiko: …

Izuku: …

Hitoshi: Right?

Aitor: …

Hitoshi: Stop using ellipses.

Aitor: Nope.

Cure White: Misumi-san and I had to fight again.

Cure Black: Against a vacuum cleaner.

Mercy: A vacuum cleaner?

Cure White: Yes, a Zakena took over a vacuum cleaner.

BRIMSTONE added to SAGE.

Sage: So this is the famous group.

Aitor: Sage, please introduce yourself.

Sage: Hello everyone, my name is Wei Ling Ying, better known as Sage, I'm 30 years old and I'm an agent and healer in Valorant. I'm heterosexual and I'm in a relationship with Liam, better known as Brimstone.

Aitor: You like older ones ^3^

Sage: Shut up, bug.

Aitor: Welcome to chaos @Himiko, @Hitoshi, @Ochako, @Annabeth, @Thalia, @Nami, @Mercy, and @Sage.

Harry: ^

Tracer: ^

Percy: ^

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CHAT ROOM:

Aitor: @Taichi, are you on the train yet?

Taichi: Yes, but Yamato is isolated.

Agumon: He's playing music.

Aitor: Taichi, be very patient with him because he'll be one of your best friends. He's very emotional.

Taichi: …Okay…

Shuichi: I'm with Akamatsu setting up cameras.

Aitor: Shuichi, be very careful, Kaede. Even though he means well, it'll backfire on him.

Kala: I'm getting ready for my wedding.

Aitor: Kala, you look beautiful, and get ready to see Wolfgang naked ^3^

Mercy: Why am I still in this group?

Izuku: Because you're the only one with half a brain :)

Winston: And I'm not?

Tracer: Winston, you're creating a portal to other dimensions to try all the peanut butter and see I-Island from Izuku, Hitoshi, Himiko, and Ochaco's universe.

Katniss: Well, I don't think she can come to my universe. We don't have that in District 12.

Winston: Sacrilege.

Aitor: I don't like peanut butter. ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

Winston: Another sacrilege.

Aitor: Winston, my friend, if they see you on the street in my universe, two things can happen: either panic will spread, or they'll capture you for experiments, or you'll become famous. And in all three scenarios, the biggest idiots would be the influencers. They'd take photos to upload to social media to monetize them, panic or no panic.

Penelope: The future is scary.

Aitor: Pen, I lost hope in humanity many years ago.

Kala: Unfortunately, Aitor is right.

Tracer: Winston, my friend, you have a serious problem with peanut butter.

Mercy: He makes a mess of everything every time she eats peanut butter.

Winston: That's a lie.

Mercy: Winston, you left the whole desk, computer, and papers covered in peanut butter.

Luffy: Are you talking about food? I'm hungry.

Cure Black: ^

Agumon: ^

Taichi: Agumon, we just ate.

Nami: Same as Luffy.

Cure White: And I'm sure Misumi-san did too.

Aitor: They're BLACK HOLES.

SONIA added TANAKA.

TANAKA changed his name to Gundham.

Gundham: HELLO, BEINGS FROM OTHER LANDS!!! I AM GUNDHAM TANAKA, I AM THE ULTIMATE BREEDER STUDENT, I AM 17 YEARS OLD AND MY FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! AND I AM BISEXUAL AND POLYAMOROUS!!!

Aitor: (⊙ˍ⊙) I forgot Gundham was so…

Tracer: Energetic?

Hitoshi: More like intense.

Himiko: ^

Zoro: The good thing is that we don't have to introduce ourselves anymore.

Reyna: I'm interested in the four Devas of Destruction.

Aitor: Hahahaha Reyna, the Devas are adorable.

Sonia: ^

Gundham: How dare you insult my Devas!

Aitor: Gundham are very well-trained hamsters, but they're still hamsters.

Gundham: (￣ε(#￣)

Gundham: That's treason, Sonia.

Sonia: You know I'm across the dining room and I'm making you blush, right?

Gundham: …

Aitor: He's as red as a tomato, right?

Sonia: Yep.

Harry: I just made my Aunt Marge fly like a balloon, literally.

Aitor: They're going to mistake her for a blimp.

Percy: Annabeth, Thalia, and I just arrived at the military academy to look for Grover.

Aitor: Be careful, especially you, Annabeth, and Thalia. I understand you hate your idiot father and that Luke's betrayal hurts, but Percy isn't to blame for any of this.

Annabeth: I'm scared.

Thalia: Okay.

Aitor: Look at the demigods Nico and Bianca Di Angelo.

Thalia: Yes, yes.

Aitor: I'm very serious.

Thalia: Understood.

Cure White: I got Cure Bloom and Cure Egret's numbers.

Harry: I'm leaving my house.

Aitor: Harry, if you see a big dog, go up to it. He won't hurt you; in fact, it loves you very much.

Harry: Okay, I've spotted him. I'm getting closer.

Aitor: Harry, show him the following message.

Harry: Uhh…okay.

Aitor: Hello, Padfoot. I solemnly swear that my intentions are not good. You may wonder how I know, and my answer is, now is not the time. I need you to go with Harry to the Leaky Cauldron, and the two of you talk at length about everything, before Harry hears false rumors about you. And think about Harry, not that coward Wormtail. Mischief managed.

Harry: The dog started crying.

Aitor: Harry, go with him to the Leaky Cauldron. He's an Animagus, like Professor McGonagall. He's very important, and he's been unfairly blamed. Listen to him and really join forces.

Harry: Thanks, Aitor.

Aitor: You're welcome.

Kala: AITOR IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

Aitor: And she fainted, hahahahaha. Goodnight, Kala.

Penelope: What happened to her?

Aitor: She saw Wolfgang, a very handsome blond German, and she fainted.

Penelope: I'd do the same.

Sonia: ^

Aitor: Sonia, you would look if it were Gundham.

Sonia: …

Himiko: But she doesn't deny it.

Ochako: She's confirmed the ship.

Aitor: I knew it. ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Gundham: …

Aitor: ^3^

Aitor: By the way, Honoka @Cure White, add Cure Bloom and Cure Egret.

Cure White: On it.

CURE WHITE added HYUUGA

CURE WHITE added MISHOU

Hyuuga: Mai, what is this?

Mishou: I don't know… wait, there's more Pretty Cure? Magic, a super-intelligent gorilla, gods, death games, pirates?

Aitor: Good summary, hahaha.

HYUUGA changed her name to Saki.

MISHOU changed her name to Mai.

Saki: That's better.

SYSTEM changed the name of Saki to Cure Bloom.

SYSTEM changed the name of Mai to Cure Egret.

Cure Bloom: …

Cure Egret: \^o^/

Aitor: I forgot that Saki and Mai are carbon copies of Nagisa and Honoka.

Cure Egret: I see there are two more Precure.

Cure Black: Yes, I'm Cure Black, Nagisa Misumi.

Cure White: And I'm Cure White, Honoka Yukishiro.

Izuku: @Cure Bloom and @Cure Egret, introduce yourselves.

Cure Bloom: I'll start. I'm Saki Hyuuga, better known as Cure Bloom. I'm 13 years old, I love sports, and I'm a lesbian.

Cure Egret: I'm Mai Mishou, better known as Cure Egret. I'm 13 years old, I love to draw, and I'm bisexual.

Aitor: Nagisa and Honoka represent Yin and Yang, and Saki and Mai represent the spirits of nature.

Taichi: A Seadramon has appeared and captured Yamato.

Makoto: WHAT?

Agumon: But Gabumon digivolved into Garurumon.

Aitor: The wolf wins. Taichi, when you're done, talk to Yamato about overprotecting Takeru.

Taichi: Although it was because of an argument we had.

Aitor: I know, Taichi, but you have to understand that Takeru needs to fall and learn to get back up. You help him get up, but you don't do it for him, otherwise he won't learn.

TAICHI added YAMATO.

AGUMON added GABUMON.

Yamato: ?

Gabumon: Wow, so much.

Luffy: INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.

Zoro: Luffy, go to sleep. We have to fight Kuro tomorrow.

Luffy: ಥ_ಥ

Yamato: Uhh… okay, I'm Yamato Ishida, I'm 11 years old, and I'm bisexual and polyamorous. And even though I deny it, Aitor, you're right, I am overprotective of Takeru.

Aitor: I'm glad you see it.

Gabumon: I'm Gabumon, Yamato's partner.

Aitor: He's also the Digimon of Friendship.

Gabumon: ¿?

Yamato: (⊙_⊙)？

Percy: ANNABETH'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!

Aitor: That's why I told you to be careful.

Annabeth: I'll tell you where I am later.

Tracer: Winston, we need that machine.

Winston: It's going to take several months.

Thalia: We have the Hunters of Artemis here.

Aitor: Bringing Grover in and having him with Nico is going to be a major setback.

THALIA added GROVER.

Grover: …Thalia…

Thalia: Yes.

Grover: WHAT THE HADES IS THIS?!

Percy: Shut up and introduce yourself.

Grover: OKAY… I'm Grover Underwood, I'm 27 years old, I'm a satyr and a Seeker and a vegetarian, and I'm straight.

Aitor: Grover, you eat enchiladas and cans food.

Percy: G-Man eats enchiladas and cans.

Grover: …

Thalia: You're right, goat boy.

Grover: …

Percy: I'm with the goddess Artemis, and Bianca just became a Hunter.

Thalia: Abandoning her brother.

Aitor: That's why I told you to lean on Nico; he's going to have a tough time. My ray of sunshine turned into a suicidal emo.

Tracer: By the way, @Reyna, where are Brimstone and Sage?

Reyna: I'm on a mission with Chamber, Viper, Raze, and Skye, but the last time I saw them, they were heading to the bedroom.

Aitor: Come on, they're going to fuck.

Himiko: Come on, they're going to fuck.

Hitoshi: Shit.

Ochako: Chaos is spreading.

Aitor: It's not like it's a contagious disease.

Izuku: It's not like it's a contagious disease.

Ochaco: O.O

Hitoshi: O.O

Aitor: ^3^

Mercy: Welcome to chaos, @Gundham, @Grover, @Cure Bloom, @Cure Egret, @Yamato, @Gabumon.

Tracer: I can vouch for the fact that she said/wrote that very half-heartedly.

Winston: ^

Mercy: ಠಿ_ಠ I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it.

Tracer: …

Winston: …

Reyna: A doctor with a gun is more dangerous than a killer with a knife, because doctors know exactly where to hurt you.

Aitor: Let me guess, Sage?

Reyna: Sage.

SYSTEM added SUBJECT 16

SYSTEM added SUBJECT 17

CHAT OFF.

- System, you bastard, you add two new users and mute the chat - Aitor said.

In another interdimensional place.

- It's time for a universe to enter the game - said a white figure.

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CHAT ROOM:

Subject 16: Wasn't this chat on my phone?

Subject 17: What the hell is this chat?

Reyna: @Subject 17 represents me.

Subject 17: Look, you whore, I'm on a job to kill a woman for a sinner.

Subject 16: Sinner?

SYSTEM: @Subject 16 and @Subject 17, welcome to the multiverse chat. You are both from the same universe and time, but your stories are different. Please introduce yourselves.

Aitor: I think I know who you are, but well, when you introduce yourselves, read the chat.

Subject 16: Hello, I'm Charlotte Morningstar, but call me Charlie. I'm a born demon. I live in the Pride Ring. I'm physically 20 years old, but biologically I'm 200 years old. I own a hotel to atone for the sins of sinners.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 16 to Charlie.

Subject 17: The host is the supreme leader's daughter. Well, I'm Blitzo, the O is silent, Buckzo, I'm 35 years old, I'm an IMP demon, I run an assassination company, and I'm pansexual.

SYSTEM changed the name of Subject 17 to Blitzo.

Aitor: Blitzo, be careful with the family, they're cannibals.

Blitzo: I just read the chat. What's the name of my show?

Aitor: It's called Helluva Boss, and Charlie's is called Hazbin Hotel.

Charlie: New friends, I like it.

Reyna: Welcome, Charlie and Blitzo. By the way, Blitzo, I like your style.

Aitor: Hey, Blitzo, why haven't you said your partner is Stolas?

Blitzo: Drop dead, bitch.

Aitor: Hahahaha

Charlie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WITH MY COUSIN STOLAS?!

Blitzo: Cousin?

Charlie: Yeah, distant cousin, but cousin nonetheless.

Blitzo: Uh…

Aitor: Charlie, don't sing in your interview, and Blitzo, kill that bitch.

Reyna: Yeah, kill her.

Brimstone: Reyna…

Mercy: Hell?

Aitor: Yes, hell, and Charlie is the princess of hell, she's the daughter of Lucifer and Lilith.

Kala: AITOR, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! NOW YOU EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO ME.

Himiko: Aitor, Kala is capable of crossing dimensional barriers to kill you.

Kala: AITOR.

Aitor: I'm coming, Kala, I'm coming. Do you remember the woman who committed suicide?

Charlie: Oh, Grandpa.

Aitor: Well, that woman is another type of human, called a homosensorium.

Winston: But it would be more Homo sapiens.

Aitor: Yes or no, Homo sensorium are physically Homo sapiens, but their brains are different because Homo sensorium have the Sicelium, which, when activated, connects their brains to seven other people. The woman Kala saw is Angelica, her sensate mother. And the handsome German is Wolfgang; he's one of her clan.

Kala: …

Mercy: I'd like to do some testing.

Sage: ^

Aitor: Kala, you'll start hearing things that aren't happening to you, things like that. Don't worry, it's just the shadow (sicelio) coming into play more strongly.

Kala: Okay.

Aitor: Kala, tell Rayan.

Kala: Okay, I'll tell him later.

Makoto: SAYAKA HAS BEEN MURDERED.

Aitor: Makoto, listen, the main clue is "numbers." That's the killer.

Makoto: Okay… but Monokuma killed Enoshima.

Aitor: Makoto, it wasn't Enoshima, she's an imposter. The real Junko Enoshima is somewhere else.

Makoto: Okay.

LUFFY added USOPP.

Usopp: What is this?

Zoro: Usopp, read the chat.

Usopp: That's what I'm up to... MAGIC, GODS, KILLING GAMES, LEGENDARY WARRIORS, A TALKING GORILLA, AND DEMONS.

Aitor: Usopp, the weirdest thing is in your world, just look at Zunesha, who's a 20km tall elephant.

Usopp: …

Nami: …

Zoro: …

Luffy: I want to fight that elephant.

Mercy: We never mentioned the 20km elephant to Reinhardt. @Tracer @Winston.

Tracer: Done.

Winston: Done.

Tracer: Winston, have you seen the signal coming from Antarctica?

Winston: Yes, and it has Mei-Ling Zhou's signature on it.

Mercy: But Mei was presumed dead a long time ago.

Aitor: Mei was cryogenically frozen, and I suppose she's alright now and is asking for help.

Tracer: I'm on my way there right now.

Aitor: Okay, Tracer.

Sonia: Usopp, introduce yourself.

Usopp: I'm Usopp, Luffy's crew's sniper. I'm 17 years old, a brave warrior of the seas, and I'm straight. I have a girlfriend named Kaya.

Aitor: Usopp, add Kaya to the chat.

USOPP added KAYA.

Kaya: Hi, I already know how to spy on Usopp. I'm Kaya, I'm 17 years old, and I just gave Usopp and the others a boat. I'm Usopp's girlfriend and I'm straight.

Taichi: @Aitor, we're leaving this train now.

Aitor: Okay.

PENELOPE added ELOISE.

Eloise: By the queen, what is this?

Eloise: Magic, demons, gods, etc… I like it.

Annabeth: They want to use me to free Atlas from his burden.

Grover: Annabeth, don't do it. We're waiting for Apollo to come to camp.

Aitor: They want to use Annabeth to lure Artemis and trap her under the sky.

Percy: Apollo just arrived.

Blitzo: Can someone explain this to me? WHY DON'T THIS BITCH AND HER WHORE FAMILY DIE?

Charlie: Eh….

Aitor: Yes, they're persistent.

Katniss: @Eloise, introduce yourself.

Eloise: Well… I'm Miss Eloise Bridgerton, I'm 17 years old, and I'm one of Viscount Bridgerton's three sisters. And I'm both offended and delighted that you're Lady Whistledown, Pen.

Penelope: (≧∇≦)ﾉ

Kala: Okay… I just met a hacker, a cop, and a prisoner.

Aitor: Nomi, Will, and Sun.

Kala: O.O

Shuichi: They killed Rantaro Amami here too.

Sonia: And they killed "Byakuya Togami" here.

Aitor: @Makoto, how's the investigation going?

Makoto: I think I know who it is.

Blitzo: Can you believe that bitch almost killed me, but I did.

Aitor: ヾ(≧▽≦*)o With Stolas masturbating on the phone.

Brimstone: I'm too old for this.

HARRY added SIRIUS.

Harry: Sirius, introduce yourself.

Sirius: Hi, I'm Sirius Black, also known as Padfoot. I'm Harry's godfather. I'm a fugitive from a crime I didn't commit. I'm 33 years old and I'm gay.

Aitor: Pleased to meet you, Aitor.

Mercy: A fugitive?

Eloise: What does "gay" mean?

Aitor: Being homosexual means being attracted to people of the same gender, men with men (gay) and women with women (lesbian), bisexual means being attracted to both men and women (coughcoughBenedictcoughcough), polyamorous means having more than one person in a relationship, heterosexual means being attracted to people of different genders, asexual and aromantic means not being attracted to anyone, and pansexual means falling in love with the personality and not the physical part of the person.

Eloise: ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

Blitzo: Um… Princess Charlotte, @Charlie, what happened in the interview with Killjoy.

Reyna: Killjoy?

Brimstone: Killjoy?

Sage: Killjoy?

Charlie: That bitch is Katie Killjoy.

Aitor: Katie Killjoy is a sinner, a real bitch.

Cure Egret: O.O

BRIMSTONE added KILLJOY.

Killjoy: Ummm… multiverse, magic, gods, legendary warriors, a super-intelligent gorilla, a rubber pirate, death games, Quirks, and heroes? Verdammt!

Aitor: It amuses me that the only surprise in the Overwatch universe is Winston, hahaha.

Mercy: Hey, meine deutsche Schwester! (Hey, my German sister!)

Sage: Introduce yourself, Killjoy.

Killjoy: Okay, I'm Klara Böhringer, better known as Killjoy. I'm 28 years old, German, and an agent and inventor for Valorant. I'm a lesbian with a partner.

Eloise: Nice to meet you, Killjoy.

Aitor: If Raze joins, she'll be another gremlin like Izuku.

Gundham: NICE TO KILLJOY!!! By the way, we're heading to the trial.

Makoto: ^

Shuichi: ^

Taichi: We've arrived at a desert.

Gabumon: It's really hot.

Aitor: Especially you, with your skin.

Gabumon: (·///·)

Aitor: I forgot you were so shy.

Yamato: Aitor, leave him alone.

Aitor: Yeah, yeah.

Cure Black: Uhh… good luck with the trials @Gundham, @Sonia, @Makoto, and @Shuichi.

Blitzo: That bitch was awful.

CHARLIE added VAGGIE.

Vaggie: So this is the chat Charlie was talking about.

Aitor: Hi Vaggie, introduce yourself.

Vaggie: I'm Vaggie, a fallen angel and former exorcist. I'm biologically 20 years old, and I'm a lesbian with Charlie Morningstar's partner.

Penelope: Wait, Benedict is bisexual?

Eloise: My brother is a libertine and likes both men and women.

Aitor: Benedict is the sexiest character I've ever read about, apart from the ones in Sense8.

Kala: I'm scared and I don't want to ask.

Aitor: (≧∇≦)ﾉ

Cure Bloom: Flappy, he's driving me crazy.

Aitor: Hahaha, yeah, that's Flappy for you.

Tracer: Uh… I'm in Antarctica and this is a disaster. I'm looking for Mei.

Mercy: As soon as you find her, you're coming here like a bat out of hell.

Aitor: Being cryogenically frozen can't be good.

Winston: It's not good, actually.

Tracer: I've found her.

TRACER added MEI.

Mei: Hello, hello, hello.

Izuku: Hello, Mei. How are you?

Mei: Good, and you?

Tracer: Mei, introduce yourself.

Mei: My name is Mei-Ling Zhou, I'm 31 years old, I'm a climate scientist, and I'm pansexual and single.

Izuku: Nice to meet you, Mei.

Ochako: Damn, I'm seeing double. O.O

Himiko: I'm feeling it double too.

Hitoshi: Eh, @Himiko, @Ochako, @Izuku…

Izuku: THE LETTER…

Himiko: …

Ochako: GET IN!!! I'M IN CLASS 1-A

Himiko: ^

Hitoshi: ^

Izuku: ^

Aitor: Congratulations, but you've messed up the canon again.

Hitoshi: Why?

Aitor: Simple, Hitoshi joins Class 1-C and Himiko becomes a villain, unfortunately.

Himiko: O.O

Hitoshi: O.O

Katniss: Aitor, you broke them. By the way, I'm spending more time with Peeta Mellark.

Aitor: That's more like it, Katniss. And stay away from that jerk for good.

Katniss: Yes, I'm staying away from Hawthorne.

Reyna: Just kill him.

Zoro: ^

Grover: Welcome to Chaos @Eloise, @Sirius, @Usopp, @Kaya, @Mei, @Killjoy, @Charlie, @Vaggie and @Blitzo.

Harry: ^

Percy: ^