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1. An Introduction to the Mating Practices of Loons: A Personal Anecdote (Hollander, 2013) by warmporridge

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Hayden Pike
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov
   • College | University Student Shane Hollander
   • Non-Graphic Smut
   • Getting Together
   • First Kiss
   • the start of their long ass situationship - retold
   • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Player Ilya Rozanov
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   “See you at the draft,” Rozanov smirks.

   “Uh,” says Shane. “Maybe?”

   Rozanov whips his head back to look incredulously at his new Canadian rival, only to meet the back of a black helmet as they’re both swept away by the handshake line.

   What the fuck?

    

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   Fresh out of a loss against Russia in the 2008 Prospect Cup, Shane Hollander decides to take up a scholarship with McGill instead of getting drafted. It changes everything and yet nothing at all.

   Or, the story of how Shane chose the rigours of academia (for the loons) and Ilya is still a hockey player for Boston: a love story.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Shane Hollander: Stupid Canadian Wolf-Bird Expert (and certified hockey player)

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