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1. Sorry, Humanity - It’s Entirely Loki’s Doing by JessalynMichele

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clint Barton/Harry Potter
   • Clint Barton & Phil Coulson
   • Harry Potter & Tony Stark
   • Loki (Marvel) & Harry Potter
   • Clint Barton
   • Harry Potter
   • Phil Coulson
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark
   • Nick Fury
   • Steve Rogers
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Bruce Banner
   • Author choosing not to use an archive warning is a warning
   • Morally Grey Harry Potter
   • Vigilante Harry Potter
   • Powerful Harry Potter
   • BAMF Clint Barton
   • harry potter is loki’s son
   • Avengers 2016 Era
   • Protective Clint Barton
   • Protective Harry Potter
   • Loki is Harry Potter’s Parent
   • Harry Potter Needs a Hug
   • Clint Barton Needs a Hug
   • They Will Stab You for Hugging Them
   • eventual murder husbands
   • Found Family
   • Humor
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Phil Coulson Acting as Clint’s Parent
   • child soldier harry potter
   • Avenger Harry Potter
   • Snarky Harry Potter
   • Smartass Clint Barton
   • Tony Spiritually Adopts Harry Potter
   • Which deeply unimpresses Loki
   • Deaf Clint Barton

   Summary

   Harry Potter survives a war at seventeen and spends the next three years becoming something between a vigilante, urban legend, and an international problem.

   Then Loki comes for the Tesseract.

   Unfortunately for SHIELD, Harry has been waiting for the chance to meet him. Fortunately for Clint Barton, the morally questionable wizard with daddy issues seems weirdly interested in him too.

   …or maybe SHIELD is fortunate that Harry decides fighting his father sounds fun, and Clint is unfortunate for falling right into feelings.

   Eh. They’ll figure it out.

   Language:

   English

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   5/?

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