Milk_Out_My_Nose
Good comedy is hard to find, but I am always looking.
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Time-Travel for Dummies by TreeDane45
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Jun 2022
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Luke really did not mean for things to get this out of hand. To be fair it wasn't his fault...ok maybe it was, but who was supposed to know that a book found at an old temple would send them into a closet on a unknown ship.
Or Luke, Din, Han, and Leia end up in the Clone Wars.
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Not a Good Man by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 May 2022
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“Right.” Boba was too drunk and Obi-Wan was too dead for them to be having this conversation. “So, what are you doing here, if you’re actually dead and I’m not hallucinating.”
Obi-Wan sighed a little bit. “I’m here to ask a favor that may or may not ruin your life.”
Boba blinked at him. “Well, at least you’re honest about it."
Obi-Wan looked exhausted. Boba had always kind of assumed that dying meant you got to rest, but Obi-Wan seemed far from rested. “Vader has gotten an idea in his head—” And yep, Boba could see where Obi-Wan was going with his whole ‘may or may not ruin his life’ bit. “—that he can change the past.”
Boba snorted. “Has anyone ever told Vader that he’s delusional? You can’t change the past."
Except Obi-Wan didn’t agree.
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Oya Manda'lor! by Cloud__Chaser
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Apr 2022
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After giving up his child to Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin has found himself without a purpose. Filling in the gaps by completing bounties for Boba Fett, Din comes across a strange artefact that leaves him stranded in time.
Who knows, maybe Din's complete lack of knowledge of the world outside of the outer rim will lead to the fall of the empire before it even begins...
Warning: A loooot of swearing!
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- Part 1 of Oya Manda'lor!
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Glee Season 4 to 6 - An Alternate Storyline. Focus on the Warblers.
Once a Warbler always a Warbler. What does it really mean? This show choir was by no means entirely innocent nor were they villains. How are they able to get along and function? Dalton's zero tolerance policy ensures greater effort was made towards acceptance of one another but sometimes it's just hard to get along. It's time to look beneath the surface. They are the rich kids who have it all. Never the underdogs, Yet they still have a story to tell and a journey to make.
Trent was the only Warbler with the backbone to try and do the right thing and stand against Hunter. Yet he failed. Now the Warblers had to work together to win Nationals and they want to do this right. But with Hunter still scheming and Sebastian testing the limits of everyone's sanity. The members of the Warbler council playing schemes of their own... Beneath the facade of a united front is simply chaos.
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Final chapter posted ^_^ -
I Was Yours Before I Even Knew It by Witty_Whit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Apr 2021
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In which our story continues. The 212th plots to secretly court their beloved General Kenobi. It will be so secret, that he won't even know.
Obi-Wan can't understand why he keeps getting presents. But he is loving all the hugs.
Cody might get a stress ulcer.
Anakin figures it out first, which is pretty dang embarrassing.
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- Part 4 of Nicknames
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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ForTheRepublic.mp4 by lesbianpadme
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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Popular HoloTuber Spacebomberguy uploads an exposé on Chancellor Palpatine, resulting in destructive results.
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Overlady by EarthScorpion
Fandoms: Overlord - Fandom, ゼロの使い魔 | Zero no Tsukaima | The Familiar of Zero
21 Jan 2024
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"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to rule over the land with an iron fist or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
The story of a small and very angry girl, and how she accidentally became a dark overlady and enemy of righteousness. But that doesn't matter! She'll use the power of being an enemy of righteousness righteously! With a supporting cast of vampires, necromancers, female incubi, and of course, ugly goblin-like minions
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Bookmarked by Saving_Pvt_Goose
21 Apr 2023
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Overlady is here on AO3??
What a classic! What a gem!
Even if you have zero interest or knowledge of either source materials, you will probably enjoy this fic. Recommended, 10/10. -
The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.
