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Flambae has decided that he no longer wants to punch Robert once a month. He wants to kiss him. And maybe fuck him.
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- Part 1 of Freak E Flambert
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Not for all the riches in the world, but perhaps something else by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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“Well, then, what would be the worst thing in the world for you to lose, Robert?” Invisigal asked.
“Mm, being one of the guys in Flambae’s car,” said Robert, shaking his head sadly. He moved the mech’s head with his and snorted at the offended expression on Flambae’s face. More jeering and excited whispers followed, until Malevola cleared her throat. “Okay, okay! Then it’s settled. If Flambae loses, Robert gets his car. If Robert loses, he goes for a date in said car.”
Flambae turned to him, eyes smoldering, and held out one hand. “Game on.”
Robert popped the front of the mechsuit open and leaned out, gripping Flambae’s hand in a firm shake. “Game on.”
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- Part 2 of An Anonymous Flambert Fic Collection
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Robert had a terrible day. Stuff that wasn’t work-related, he had said when they first sat down. He held it all inside, everything except for the barely choked out admission that the lollipops and candies he frequently indulged in never really served to sate his sweet tooth. Flambae and Robert… they were something like friends. And Flambae… he was something of a hero now.
Heroes did good deeds for their friends.
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Flambae has a secret genetic anomaly. Robert has a oral fixation that comforts him. They bond.
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Robert is sure he would have known it if he was dating Flambae. Right??
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- Part 1 of Idiots in love
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be addedSeries
- Part 1 of the reverse social distance au