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Daichi makes a weird choice. It's really not his fault, though, anyone would have made the same choice. Control the lives of four of the most respected volleyball captains and make them fake-date their friends and teammates? Who wouldn't have challenged them?
Only three weeks after the first round concluded, Daichi is now leading four captains - Kuroo, Oikawa, Bokuto and Ushijima - on what should just be a friendly competition between friends. After all, that's what they all are, right? Friends? So sharing clothes, cuddling, sleeping beside each other, none of this would do anything like... stir up old feelings, create any real romantic tension, or ignite newfound attraction between them, right? It's all fake. For the competition.
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- Part 2 of Competitive Fake Dating
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Bookmarked by Kurofuchs
06 Mar 2026
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Next one? Bring it and I'll binge it too! This one did get me in some feels though, between Kuroo getting stood up and Oikawa being made to feel kind of like a kicked puppy who suddenly found his teeth (and I almost never feel bad for Oikawa, granted I'm not emotionally equipped to handle much serious angst these days, so I just haven't found the right fics to pity him buuuuuut... Where was this going?) who knows...
You had me on tenterhooks for a bit thinking Iwa chan wasn't going to get his shit together and that Kenma was going to keep up with his new speedy character build.
RIP that gym floor though, that's gonna leave a mark and you just know the school can't afford new gym floors!
Here's hoping there's more to follow, even if it is unlikely. -
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It starts with the Karasuno team learning that Tsukishima and Yamaguchi are not only dating now, but have been dating for a while. While they don't necessarily not believe them, the concept that Tsukishima is at all an appropriate love match for Yamaguchi is so baffling to the team that they accidentally work themselves up into challenging the couple, deciding to prove that any pairing among them could be a better couple.
Tsukishima and Yamaguchi, with nothing better to do, decide to enable this behaviour, and set out a list of tasks they have to complete that align with typical couple stuff they themselves do. Combined with a group chat that requires regular photo evidence, a very unregulated point's system and the combined capacity of Tsukki and a Yamaguchi to bullshit with their friends, our three new couples - Daichi and Suga, Asahi and Noya, and Hinata and Kageyama, are going to suddenly find themselves getting very up close and personal. If only there weren't already a huge well of simmering romantic tensions and long-term crushes.
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- Part 1 of Competitive Fake Dating
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See, Kageyama has thoroughly analyzed his options given his current situation, and he's pretty sure the best course of action to get his ex back is to date someone else in front of him.
Okay, look– look.
Just bear with him for a moment here, alright?
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Confessions, Confetti, and Oikawa's Perfectly Timed Chaos by lil_hopper
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
21 Apr 2025
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Oikawa and Karasuno Team (Esp. Tsukishima) are obsessed with the KageHina ship and go as far as stalking to make sure they confess.
Hinata stared.
Oikawa stared back.
“….”
“….”
Hinata screamed.
“A GHOST!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!”
Oikawa, caught mid-sip of his juice box, screamed too.
“W-WHAT? NO! I’M NOT—AAAAHHH!!”