Sturgeon's Fuck You
Sturgeon's Law states that 90% of everything is shit. This is Sturgeon's Fuck You, because I've dredged through so much mud and shit to find the 10%
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My Hero School Adventure is Wrong, As Expected by storybookknight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている。 | My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (Anime)
23 Oct 2025
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Hikigaya Hachiman is the last student who should ever be accepted to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he manages to find a place for himself there anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie.
Crossposted from the main thread on Spacebattles.
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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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There's a quote that comes to mind: “Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be.” If they'd been smart, the citizens of Konoha would have realized this. If you call a boy a monster, then a monster he shall be. Natsume has a head full of a past life's knowledge and the sinking realization that in this world, no one will step up to protect him and Naruto. So he learns to do it himself, even if it means staining his hands so Naruto can keep his clean.
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- Part 1 of and we change like seasons
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Locked In Digital by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Slender (Parsec Productions Video Games), Five Nights at Freddy's, Outlast (Video Games), Alien: Isolation (Video Game), Prey (Video Game 2017), BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Dead Space (Video Games), Dark Souls (Video Games)
12 Nov 2024
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A day goes bad to worse for 14 year old Izuku Midoriya, as he wakes up trapped in a computer simulation with nine different Horror games. The only objective given by the madman who locked him in? Beat all nine games, or be deleted.
A year later, a very different Izuku shows up at the Gates of UA to take the entrance exam.
What horrors has he faced?
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In the power vacuum left by the Kyuubi's destruction, Shimura Danzo makes his move. In his grief, Kakashi retreats to his ancestral farmlands—but peace is hard to find when the seeds of certain secrets begin to grow.
After the Kyuubi, Kakashi retires.
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- Part 1 of Scaring Crows
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Illogical? Maybe. But since when did reincarnation make sense? A better question; of all the nations in this godforsaken world, why the hell was I reborn in Iwagakure no freakin’ Sato? And right in time for the Third Shinobi War? Seems like I have two options. Become Iwa’s answer to the Yellow Flash, or pray for a second reincarnation. At least I have the power of the Gamer on my side…wait. I don't? GOD DA— [OC, Subversion of the Gamer Trope]