Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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Dark Lords Don’t Make Mistakes (They Make Miscalculations) by merrivale
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2022
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In which an abduction becomes an adoption, Narcissa is a Good Aunt, and Voldemort just wants to figure out what this “power he knows not” is supposed to be.
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- Part 1 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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Boys Don’t Have Destinies (They Have Choices) by merrivale
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2022
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Rationally, the fact that he can so easily square his childhood with child abduction should be a reason to get away from Tom. Perversely, though, it seems to just make it harder to walk away.
In which Neville is rightfully horrified, Draco is worried, and Harry has to decide if he’s getting on the damn train.
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- Part 2 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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Wands Don't Kill People (Dark Lords Do) by merrivale
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2022
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Dating a Dark Lord's son is bad for your health.
Or: What happened when I tried to write Voldemort giving Draco the shotgun talk and ended up writing 10k about everything but that.
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- Part 3 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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In which Luna Lovegood tries to help with a wrackspurt infestation and ends up making a friend instead.
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- Part 4 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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Exes Don’t Wear Red (They Wear Revenge) by merrivale
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2023
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“Oh.” Harry blinks at her stupidly. “You’re my date?”
“Obviously. It’s not like you could go alone.”
“Why?”
Pansy doesn’t bother explaining why he can’t possibly show up to Draco Malfoy’s wedding single. If he’s too stupid to figure that out, he’s too stupid to comprehend human language.
Or: The color theory of ruining Draco Malfoy's life.
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- Part 5 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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In which Tom is possessive, Harry is tired, and Barty saves the world.
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- Part 6 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy
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Things Don't Get Better (They Just Change) by merrivale
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2024
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Two brothers have a long-awaited conversation.
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- Part 7 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy