I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
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And With Genitalia Jokes, All Was Well by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
25 Jun 2022
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Tommy was beginning to think that Wilbur was stalking him.
Either that or the man liked to sulk under the town drawbridge at four o clock in the afternoon, too.
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OR Tommy gets pissed off and Wilbur takes it upon himself to fix it in the only way he knows how; pussies.
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Wilbur likes schedules, and when something fucks that schedule up, there's hell to pay.
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OR Tommy likes to push Wilbur's neurodivergent buttons and it does not end well for anyone.
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Last Tommy remembers, he was just chilling! Casually sitting at the bus stop, not hurting anybody! Then some bastard in a green sweater just had to pull up next to him, ask if he was alright and then proceed to whack him 'round the ears with a fucking BAT.
Prime, does he hate having villains as friends.
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- Part 3 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2022
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Games Are Good For The Soul (Until They're Not) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Oct 2022
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It’s safe to say that Wilbur is not having a good day. So, when Tommy suggests they play a game, he reluctantly agrees. Who knows, maybe it’ll fix his sour mood?
It doesn’t.
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Or, Wilbur sees a spider and gets a mop to whack it with, but the spider is a fence post and the mop is his head.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2022
- Part 4 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
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Basking in the Grandeur of Forgiveness by Lunartic_s for whoknowsidont
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Oct 2022
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If not for Alex Quackity's nosy landlord, Dream would have been sitting in the rocking chair in his living room as the broadcast came in.
Instead, he sits in an uncomfortable plastic chair with metal framework that digs into his side, you know the kind. Across the room is a television set, tuned to the local news station. Seeing the day's doom and gloom makes Dream feel a tiny bit less anxious.
This simply will not do.
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- Part 5 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 4 of Whumptober 2022
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"Phil has the fatherly instincts," Techno argues.
"That thing could rip him apart!" Wilbur shoots back.
There's a scream from the other room. All three heads in the control room whip around, so caught up in their bickering that they didn't even notice the creature stop wiggling. It sat with its legs bent at strange angles underneath it, holding its hand with a pained expression. It hisses as it slips it out of the restraint.
Well, fuck.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2022
- Part 6 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
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"How're we doing on fuel, Phil?" Techno asks, his smile evident in his voice as he turns in his seat to look at his wingman.
"All good, Tech," Philza replies, smiling from the back of the cockpit. "God, you're a worry-wart."
"You love it," Techno laughs, turning his attention back to the controls in front of him.
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"Uh, mate? I think engine two is on fire."
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(OR Techno and Phil are fighter pilots and shit starts blowing up)Series
- Part 7 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2022
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Tommy has never hated the weatherman more.
“If you live in L’manberg, all you may experience are some light showers tonight. Unfortunately for greater Essempi, it looks like you guys are going to be stuck in the middle of a hurricane. Batten down the hatches and prepare for heavy rain, debilitating winds, lightning and thunder.”
He never liked storms. Not in the old placement, not in the new one.
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OR Tommy has major thunderstorm trauma. Chaos ensues.
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Sitting on the floor, behind a strategically placed shelf, is an avian.
The poor kid can't be older than ten. His wings lay idle on the floor, and Phil can't tell if their speckled brown colouring is genetics or accumulated dirt. His feathers are in such disarray, it nearly makes Phil whine. He's thin, covered head to toe in bruises and grime with nothing to shield him from the cold, biting concrete below him but a too-large yellow sweater.
Worst of all, the child's pupils are blown so wide that they almost take over the whites of his eyes.
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OR avian!Wilbur and Tommy were kidnapped and separated by an elytrian hunting agency three years ago. Once the brothers were found to be regular avians, they were sold to the highest bidder and shipped off. With no flock but themselves, no one even knew they existed. That all changes when two vigilante peacemakers break into the president's home and find an avian child in his basement.
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King Philza cared not for gossip.
"If they speak, they speak," he would say to the crowds as a new rumour about the royal family emerged, "but do not take heed of their words. They have likely been through a thousand vessels, scrambled by a thousand quills, misconstrued by a thousand mouths. Do not believe all you hear."
If only they had taken his advice, they could have avoided all of this.
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Phil holds out his hand for the second time that night, this time to help Tommy into a vessel with people who have ultimately saved his life. He takes the hand, and steps at the same time Phil pulls.
Well, shit.
Time seems to slow down in front of his eyes as he misses the boat’s edge, plunging head-first into the dark water below.
For a fleeting second, all is quiet and still.
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After almost dying Tommy quietly tells Wilbur "I don't have parents" and Phil says "I can fix that."
OR- Tommy's a little sad sad child and I call him out in the parentheses :)
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- Part 11 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 9 of Whumptober 2022
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In hindsight, Tommy should definitely have anticipated the cop cars.
It's fitting that Phil would have put together a search party. After all, he's terrified of the boy being out of his sight for five minutes.
It's been at least twelve hours since anyone last saw Tommy.
Who can blame him? He just found out that after he goes to bed, his family murders people.
-----(OR Tommy finds out that his family are supervillains. Chaos and ansgt ensues)
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- Part 12 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 7 of Whumptober 2022
- Part 5 of Good Bois Do Bad Things (Dark SBI)
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"Hello… Floof," Wilbur says, carefully sounding out the name. Floof does -not- like that.
The dog lunges, yapping angrily. Wilbur cries out, nearly letting Tommy slide down his leg as he sidesteps the ball of white fury.
The baby begins to wail, not liking the conflicting sounds floating in the air. Wilbur desperately shushes him, fixing his hold on his brother. The dog still hasn't stopped its barrage, and in one swift motion, runs to Wilbur and just rips into him.
The only thought occupying Wilbur's mind is -don't let it near Tommy-
That thought is still swirling even as another person stumbles into the clearing.
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OR Dark SBI with a little bit of *spice*.
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- Part 13 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 8 of Whumptober 2022
- Part 3 of Good Bois Do Bad Things (Dark SBI)
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"That should get it moving," Tommy says, and then something in the elevator shaft creaks and the fucking lift begins hurtling to the floor. All he remembers is the impact and the sound of crumbling debris before something knocks him out cold-
"Hey, mate, you awake there?"
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OR Tommy is a vigilante that runs into a burning building and gets trapped under a fallen support beam with two heroes. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 14 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 2 of Whumptober 2022
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"You fucking lied to me!"
"I didn't lie," Phil says calmly. He should be angry, he should be hitting, he should be doing something, anything. He's just fucking standing there, and it's terrifying.
"Yes, you did!" Tommy cries. "You did th-"
Phil clamps a hand over his mouth, visibly gritting his teeth.
"Everything I did, I did for you, Tommy. Do you really think you would have survived for this long without me?"
Tommy lets the tear slide down his face and under Phil's fingers.
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An open wound touched by unwashed hands can only lead to further infection.
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- Part 15 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
- Part 1 of Good Bois Do Bad Things (Dark SBI)
- Part 1 of Multi-chapter fics
- Part 1 of Social Life? I Know Only Block Men (2023)
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“Get out,” Tommy demands. “I don’t want anything to do with you or your cult.”
“Tommy, please,” Wilbur says quietly. “We miss you so much-”
“If you missed me, you wouldn’t have lied to me,” Tommy snaps, pushing Wilbur backward, hard enough that he nearly falls onto the dock. He deserves it. Wilbur belongs in the ocean, far away from him.
“No one lied to you but him, okay?” Wilbur explodes. “Come on, Tommy, you have to believe me! It’s been long enough. Dad won’t stop brooding.”
“He can brood all he wants. I’m not going back.”
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OR Siren SBI are looking for their baby brother whose mind was corrupted by Dream... or was it?
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