The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-Gojo's-Son Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), i don't rly think it makes a difference in this case
31 Oct 2022
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"Yeah, yeah," Gojo waved, "Megumi's way more fun to mess with though."
"You do seem to do that a lot," Nobara mused. "It's like you enjoy making him so mad he punches you."
"That was once," Fushiguro pointed out.
"Yeah, and?"
"Alright, settle down," Gojo interrupted. "Megumi has been easy to annoy for as long as I've known him, it's too good to pass up."
"It's not like you've known him for a long time, though," Yuji mused, "He's only 15." Even if Fushiguro had been at school before Yuji, it couldn't have been longer than a few weeks.
"It feels like forever," Fushiguro groaned. He put his head down on the table; Gojo reached across to stroke his hair. Fushiguro slapped his hand.
Maybe Yuji had been too fast to call favouritism. If he was Gojo, he would spend his time annoying Fushiguro too.
Gojo's shit-eating grin had faded into a soft smile as Fushiguro scowled at him from across the table. "I bought you mochi," he offered. He held up a bag, separate from the mix-and-match bundle he'd brought for the rest of the school to share.
Then again, maybe Yuji had been spot on.
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OR: Gojo is Megumi's dad and Jujutsu Tech doesn't know....yet.
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- Part 1 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Isn't-Breathing Incident by astrowaffles for selcouthwanderer
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), seriously why do we have two fandoms this is ridiculous
06 Nov 2022
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Unfortunately, there is one problem that Gojo has yet to overcome, and he probably never will: being a sorcerer means taking hits. It means getting thrown through walls or dragged along concrete or getting half-eaten before your mission partner finds you. It means watching curses you've come to collect be eaten by random humans, it means having your best friend brought up for execution, it means sitting under bridges with blood streaming down your face.
Gojo doesn't want any of that for Megumi. He's always warned him that the end is always nigh and to never let his guard down, but he doesn't want to find Megumi in a heap by the road, surrounded by unconscious civilians he'd managed to drag out of the building, cuts covering his eyes and bruises blossoming to signal broken ribs. He doesn't want to check for a pulse and only find a weak one, he doesn't want to check for breathing and not hear any.
When he does, it's like his world has ended.
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OR: what's the point of being untouchable if someone you love isn't?
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- Part 2 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
- Part 2 of commissions
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The Megumi-Is-Tired Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), WHY R THERE 2
04 Dec 2022
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Megumi shrugged. “I’m tired. I’m going to bed.”
“Not so fast,” Gojo called, grabbing his arm as Megumi tried to walk past him. “It’s movie night.”
“I don’t like movies,” Megumi lied.
“Aw, that’s a shame,” Gojo sighed. He didn’t loosen his grip on Megumi’s arm. “Guess you’ll be miserable then.”
“Already am,” Megumi informed him. Gojo snickered and dragged Megumi along as they began to make their way to his apartment.
“You don’t get a choice here, ‘Gumi. It’s movie or nothing.”
“And I can’t have nothing?”
“Hey, you catch on quick. Only took you ten years!”
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OR: JJK first years + gojo after a mission <3
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- Part 3 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-10-Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2022
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"What do you want for your birthday, Megs?"
"Dunno."
"Books?"
"Nah."
"Toys?"
"I've already got toys."
"Trip? Maybe to the zoo, or the aquarium, or-"
"I don't wanna go anywhere with you."
"You could go with Tsumiki, if you wanted. Or Shoko, or Nanami. Anyone, really."
Megumi seemed to be thinking about it; Gojo did his best not to feel offended. No kid really liked their parents, right?
"Nah," was what Megumi settled on.
"Gumi, we only have a week. I'm begging you, tell me what you want for your birthday."
"Anything's fine."
Gojo sighed. He could feel a migraine coming on.
"Cake? Do you want chocolate or something?"
"Confetti cake."
"Aha! Now we're getting somewhere!" Gojo wracked his brain for any previous mention of confetti cake, only to come up blank. It should be fine, right? Google was free. "Alright, so what presents do you want with your confetti cake?"
"Dunno."
Back to the cycle of doom.
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OR: Megumi's turning ten, Gojo searches for the Ultimate Present, and we all wish we were part of the Gojo-Fushiguro houseSeries
- Part 4 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-Babysat Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Jan 2023
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“I don’t like yellow,” Nanami argued. “Too loud.”
Megumi stared meaningfully at his hair. “Suuure you don’t.”
“I don’t,” Nanami insisted, trying not to lift a hand to cover his hair. “And yellow wouldn’t fit with my colour scheme, anyway.”
Megumi hummed. “Blue, then. You like blue,” he added, nodding to Nanami’s shirt. “Do you know blue is the most common favourite colour?”
Nanami ignored the jab – it was good to be ordinary, thank you very much – and put a pink flower decisively in his basket. “Pink.”
“Very 2006,” Megumi nodded. “I see what you’re going for.”
“I’m not ‘going for’ anything. It’s just the best flower.”
“So it’s nothing, huh? The pink flowers, the loud patterns-“
“You spend too much time with Gojo,” Nanami told him, swapping his flower for a yellow one.
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OR: Nanami realises that Gojo really did raise this kid.
Series
- Part 5 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Was-Cute Incident by astrowaffles for foreveronhold
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Jan 2023
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“Oh, I only put the boring ones on the wall,” Gojo shrugged. “He wasn’t meant to look like he was having fun.”
“They would have taken me away,” Megumi nodded, re-entering the room. He handed Gojo a can as he passed.
“They?”
“The people,” Gojo said mysteriously. He opened the can, foam spurting everywhere. “Gumi! You shook up the can, didn’t you!”
“Phrase it like a question and I might answer.”
“Did you shake up the can?”
“Yes.”
“Called it.” Gojo took a sip, leaving him with a foam moustache. “But anyway, I have fun pictures somewhere. Maybe.”
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OR: gojo has photo albums of megumi, and itadori HAS to see them
Series
- Part 6 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-Biological? Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Feb 2023
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“Now, now,” Nobara intervened. “You’re obviously similar, or you wouldn’t be having this argument.”
“True,” Yuji affirmed. “You have, like, the same personality.”
“Dude, I can’t be like Gojo. Gojo’s gay,” Megumi whispered. Gojo cackled.
“Megumi, you are the biggest homosexual to have ever walked this earth. Next objection, please.”
“Gojo’s annoying.”
“So are you.”
“He’s got no brain.”
“False information.”
“He’s always laughing in a super irritating way.”
“And you’re always super apathetic. Same thing, different fonts.”
“How is that the same thing-“
“Point is,” Nobara interrupted, “You do have similarities. Ever heard of nature vs. nurture?”
“No.”
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OR: when you've been father and son for ten years, you tend to gain similarities ...
Series
- Part 7 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Mrs Tachibana Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2023
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“I can walk,” Megumi huffed. “Stop pushing me.”
“I’m being encouraging and supportive,” Gojo argued, moving Megumi along. “And you’re late, so speed it up.”
“It’s not my fault I’m late,” Megumi complained. “And we’re late every day, I’m pretty sure she’s used to it.”
“Who’s used to it?”
“Mrs Tachibana.”
“Who’s she?”
“My teacher, Satoru, who you met. Yesterday. At parents’ night.”
“Ohhhh, is that who she was? I had no idea.”
“I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.”
“Kidding? I never kid. I genuinely had no idea who she was.”
“That doesn’t reassure me. At all.”
“Why not? I was being 100% serious.”
“That makes it worse.”
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OR: meeting the teacher, feat. Megumi hating his life
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- Part 8 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-Ill Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 May 2023
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“Woah, you’ve really done yourself in this time, Megs,” said a vaguely impressed voice.
Megumi’s eyes fluttered open, saw Gojo, and immediately closed. “Not today, thanks.”
“Awh, Megumi, open your eyes for a sec,” Gojo whined. “I wanna check your temperature.”
“You can do that with my eyes closed,” Megumi argued, eyes still closed. “I don’t have to look at you. My eyes already hurt.”
“So you really are sick,” Gojo observed, whiny tone completely gone. “You won’t even tell me I’m being dramatic.”
“You’re being dramatic.”
“Too late now. Yuji, get the thermometer.”
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OR: Megumi's sick, Yuji's kinda panicking, Gojo won't shut up, and Megumi just wants some goddamn quiet
Series
- Part 9 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Final Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Feb 2024
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“I like it how it is,” Megumi said. “It looks cool.”
“It does not look cool, it looks like I don’t brush your hair,” Gojo sighed. “At least let me separate this one,” he added, gesturing to the huge spike in the middle of Megumi’s head like an aerial.
“No! That’s the one I did!”
“I know. I only want to tweak it a little.”
“You don’t want to tweak it, you want to ruin it!” Megumi pouted. “…Maybe tweak it a tiny bit.”
“That’s all I ask,” Gojo agreed, beginning to gently separate the chunks of hair. “I wouldn’t want to stop you looking cool.”
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OR: Gojo & Megs, from five to nineteen: silliness, bickering, and true found family
Series
- Part 10 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident