httyd oneshots
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“Can I grab a name for that order?”
“…Hiccup.”
Astrid sighed. “Your real name preferably. I’m not just writing down sounds.”
He ran a hand down his face. He looked like he was trying to curse someone with his mind. Astrid rather wanted to curse whichever God oversaw customer service jobs. “Hiccup is my real name. Hiccup H. Haddock.”
“Ok…” That was certainly a name. Astrid crudely drew a fish onto the bottom of his cup. She was about to turn away, but curiosity was creeping into her mind like a fog. “What does the H stand for?”
“That is a secret I will be taking to my grave.”or - astrid just wants to have a normal job with bosses who aren't the twins, hiccup just wants coffee, they both get more than they're betting
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- Part 1 of httyd oneshots
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said i should stick there for a while (im just passing through) by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
05 Jan 2025
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“And what’s your plan for getting out? Steal the keys to the cells, bust your way out, then what? You have no leg, no backup, just a half-baked copycat and her idiot dragon.”
“Don’t you hear it?” The boy asked. He’d taken the step forward to be standing right up next to Viggo, hands wrapped loosely around the cell bars. “Don’t you smell smoke?”
or - astrid is actually having a really bad time being held hostage by viggo. the stupid boy who's shown up in the cell next to her is not making it better
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- Part 2 of httyd oneshots
- Part 1 of middle of nowhere
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the same, but i took it better by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
13 May 2025
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"Where do you think the rest of my leg went?"
"I take it you killed the dragon that did that though? I'm just helping everyone else who they've hurt do-"
"He's my best friend."
"-the- What?"
"The dragon that bit my leg off?" Hiccup ran a hand along Toothless' head, shrugged. "We talked it out. Some of us settle our issues without... well, without any of this."
Drago stared at him in silence for a long moment. Hiccup thought he heard him mutter "Stupid fucking one-legged dragon loving fool" which- rude. Hiccup isn't stupid. The rest of those things, sure, but he's pretty damn sure he isn't stupid.or - hiccup has had the longest day known to man and really isn't in the mood to now listen to some random guy rant to him about his global domination plans. he does something about it. it is not at all a good idea
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- Part 3 of httyd oneshots
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friends in high (and low) places by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
13 Mar 2026
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So, like an absolute fucking idiot, like he was first day on the job levels of green, like he’d been struck down with eel pox, like he was a couple mugs too deep of yaknog, he hadn't come up with an answer to the possibility of his father, the leader of the council of Great Chiefs who presided over the Barbaric Archipelago, the man who had both named and raised him, asking him what his name was.
or - hiccup is sick of the council of chiefs doing absolutely fucking nothing about the hunters steadily encroaching upon the barbaric archipelago. luckily he's spent three years preparing to do something about it
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- Part 4 of httyd oneshots
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"Why do you even care what they all think about you?"
"I don't." Ruff replied with a shrug. “But it's fun. And excessive self-confidence is good for the soul.”
"Forcing your best friend to go with you is definitely bad for the soul."
"I'm sure my cosmic balance can cope." Ruff replied, pulling up shockingly badly into one of the few free spaces left in the carpark. Astrid could see the ugly red truck she knew belonged to Snotlout two rows over, practically glowing.
Astrid followed Ruff out of the car, shutting the door perhaps more forcefully than necessary. "You're sure we can't just ditch this and egg Snotlout’s truck? It'd be about a thousand times more fun.”
Ruff knocked their shoulders together, leaning her weight against Astrid. "Just give it a go. If you really hate it, I'll sneak us out the chem room window and we can find something to cover Snotlout’s car with.”or - astrid does not want to go to her high school's reunion, the hot guy at her table (who she has no memory of) only makes it slightly less unbearable
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- Part 2 of MY evil author day
- Part 5 of httyd oneshots
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but time makes you bolder (even children get older) by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
10 May 2026
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"The meeting of the council of elders is now in session." His dad- His old dad-from-four-years-ago boomed, voice cutting through Hiccup's thoughts. "We are joined today to discuss the fate of our intruder. May he now step forward and state his name."
Hiccup scrubbed a hand back through his hair, tilted his gaze up to stare headlong at his father in a way 14-year-old him would've never dreamed to do. "My name is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third. Heir to the Hairy Hooligan tribe of Berk," and then, with only half a breath's pause to think about consequences- "the Dragon Conqueror."or - You are now five winters past. Enjoy the opportunity. Learn something. All will return with the waxing of the moon.
or or - nineteen year old hiccup wakes up in the berk of four years ago with no explanation past 'hi its loki. i was bored as fuck. enjoy three days of time travelling!' he does not enjoy it. it's fine though cause little hiccup is also having an even worse time.
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- Part 6 of httyd oneshots
- Part 3 of MY evil author day
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i didn't touch your stupid houses! by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
11 May 2026
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"If this guy does actually eat people I am going to feed you to him." Astrid told them all.
"I thought the goal was asking him nicely. Diplomacy?" Fishlegs said, sounding genuinely upset at the idea of violence in a way Astrid really felt he should have grown out of in the last three years.
"Diplomacy is for people who aren't arsonists." Snotlout said.or - berk is running out of solutions to their whole 'drago wants to kill all our dragon's and wear them as skin suits' problem and turn to their only remaining hope. the dragon conqueror
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- Part 4 of MY evil author day
- Part 7 of httyd oneshots
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full grown, adult, warrior-napping by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
11 May 2026
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Where was the dragon even taking her? No-one on Berk who’d been taken had ever returned, and ‘being taken’ in general had become a bit of a sore spot amongst the village after Stoick lost the second half of his family to dragons.
or - Astrid has been stolen by a dragon who is absolutely just taking her to it's nest to eat her gruesomely. (she's wrong)
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- Part 5 of MY evil author day
- Part 8 of httyd oneshots