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the prince and the fox by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
12 Dec 2024
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“Yes.” Penelope says, “it is our oldest punishment.” She says, “You may journey to one of the villages on the edge of the forest, the humans who live there are very superstitious, and believe if anyone brings harm to a white fox, the village will be cursed with bad luck in the harvest season. You should be completely safe.”
Slab son balls his hands into fist as his sides before taking a deep breath and releasing them, “what time will I be bound to my fox from mother?”
“Noon, tomorrow my dear.” Penelope says, “ I hope your time in this punishment will bring you to your senses.”
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Bdubs runs from the throne room, the left side of his face stinging from where his father hit him.
“You’ll learn to be a proper Clocker lad!” his father yells.
or, an ethdubs royal fic with some shapeshifters.
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- Part 1 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 1 of Royal Love
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“Yes Etho?” X asks, not looking up from the four screens of code he has in front of him, hands flying across them.
“I think something is wrong with my hands.” Etho says, stepping into the room, "they keep shaking."
X looks in his direction, and Etho holds up his hands.
X closes the screens of code, stands up, and walks forward to meet the masked hermit.
“How long have they been shaking?” X asks, taking Etho’s hands in his own to get a better look.
or, Etho's hand wont stop shaking, so he asks Xisuma for help, but it gets worse.
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- Part 1 of 31 hermitcraft whump with CB 2024-06-10 to 202x-xx-xx
- Part 2 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
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“BDUBS!” Tango yells from where he is standing, “MOVE!”
“Hun?” Bdubs says, turning back to the tnt in front of him right as it explodes.
“BDUBS!” all three of the other hermits scream as Bdubs gets thrown back from the explosion.
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Bdubs turns just in time for the bundle of tnt to blow up right in front of him.
His eyes burn as the bright flash fills his vision, and his eyes burn.
A loud ringing fills his ears, he lands on his back hard.
He knows his eyes are open but he can’t see anything.
or, the Boomer do a job for Etho, and tnt goes off in Bdubs's face, making him go blind.
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- Part 2 of 31 hermitcraft whump with CB 2024-06-10 to 202x-xx-xx
- Part 3 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
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I'll be here for you by Captain_Blue for Sp1d3rs4r3Sc4ry
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Nov 2024
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It is a widely know fact that Bdubs likes to sleep. (He is probably the only Hermit who get 7-9 hours of sleep a night.)
A not know as widely know fact is he can (and will) sleep anywhere.
Where is favorite spot to fall asleep?
Etho.
or, 5 times Bdubs falls asleep on Etho, and 1 time Etho falls asleep on Bdubs.
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- Part 4 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 2 of Captain Blue's 5+1 fics
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Of Course by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Oct 2024
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“Bdubs, Please don't.” he says, panting slightly, having run the entire way through Bdubs base looking for him.
Bdubs brakes at the sight of his friend, silent ears start to slide down his face as he shakily gets off the chair. Etho sprints over, helping him get down.
“D-do you want to talk about?” Etho asks, as Bdubs sits, hesitantly sitting next to him.
Silence fill the room for a few minutes before Bdubs talks, “I want to kill myself.” he says, “I don’t want to be alive anymore. You guys would be better off anyway.” he says, pulling his knees up to his chest, setting his chin on his knees, “I only ruin things, and make problems worse.”
Etho takes a deep breath, “you don’t know this.” Etho says, “nobody does, but if you weren’t around, I’d be long dead.” he says lowering his mask, so it rests around his neck.
or, Bdubs wants to kill himself, and Etho tells him how Bdubs unknowing stopped Etho from killing himself to show Bdubs he is loved.
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- Part 4 of suicidal hermits
- Part 2 of Captain_Blue Gore-week 2024
- Part 5 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 2 of Captain Blue Whumptober 2024
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a good ol' smack on the head with a rock (or brick if your name is Jason. He is not in this.) by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 Oct 2024
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it’s an average Friday at camp half-blood.
Capture the flag.
Etho is sprinting through the woods, a small pack of red team kids chasing him.
An arrow whizzes past his head, and the son of Athena pumps his legs to go faster.
He sees a vine hanging down from one of the trees ahead.
Etho runs to it, wrapping it around his wrist and hand just in time for it to pull him up into the trees.
He watches false’s celestial bronze sword swing right where his legs were.
“What were you thinking?!” Bdubs hisses, “they almost got you!”
or, Ethdubs whumptober PJO Au oneshot.
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- Part 10 of Captain Blue Whumptober 2024
- Part 6 of PercyJackson X Hermitcraft/Life SMP
- Part 6 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
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I want to scream for help, but he has a knife by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Dec 2024
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Etho is very self-conscious of the scars on his chest.
Gym is his first period of the day so he has no problem changing into his shorts in the locker room with all the other guys in his class, but he wears his gym shirt to class already (the stupid gray shirt and black shorts his school makes them wear in gym).
The next period he has is a study hall so he has no problem waiting till everyone else is gone, before going into the locker room to change at the same time the senor girls are changing for gym class.
The locker room is usually empty.
or, someone tries to do something to Etho, but our favorite Bdubs helps, saving Etho.
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- Part 7 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 26 of Captain Blue Whumptober 2024
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"So, who gets to pick the movie?" Bdubs asks.
Him and Bdubs are sitting on Etho's couch, having eaten dinner and wanting to watch a movie and cuddle.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors?" Etho suggests.
"Perfect!" Bdubs says, pulling away from where Etho had his left arm around him.
Bdubs and Etho both held up and hand.
"Rock. Paper. Scissors." Bdubs says, "Shoot."
or, Just some Ethdubs fluff.
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- Part 8 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 6 of Captain Blue's February Kiss Prompts 2025
- Part 6 of kissing prompt fics 2025
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Engaged Morning Kisses by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Feb 2025
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Etho and Bdubs soft morning kisses from when they were engaged.
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- Part 4 of Royal Love
- Part 9 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 24 of Captain Blue's February Kiss Prompts 2025
- Part 24 of kissing prompt fics 2025
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A kiss on the nose shows I love you by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
07 Mar 2025
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Etho sits on Bdubs' couch, said glare hybrid on his lap as he talks to Etho about the best horse breeding techniques.
The fox hybrid has his mask down and is gently pressing kisses to Bdubs's neck.
Etho loves Bdubs' smell, the glare hybrid's skin smelling of earthy moss, a gentle sweetness that reminds Etho of flowers, and his Bdubs's smell, gentle and calming.
Honestly, Etho has not been paying any attention to what Bdubs is saying other them horses this, horses that, since he is to busy loving by kissing his neck his boyfriend.
He kisses Bdubs' neck, slowly trailing them to his jaw and along his jaw bone.
or, Ethdubs romantic fluff.
Series
- Part 26 of Captain Blue's February Kiss Prompts 2025
- Part 26 of kissing prompt fics 2025
- Part 10 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
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Set your teeth against my throat by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
01 Apr 2025
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Bdubs' heart pounds in his chest as he runs.
He knows the vampire is already tracking him by his sent and he can probably hear his stupid heart racing in his chest.
It's so dark, the human can barely see.
In a last ditch effort to hide he stands behind a thick trunked tree, squishing in on himself to make himself seem smaller, thus harder to see.
Bdubs puts a hand over his mouth, trying to make his breathing quieter, bis blood roars in his ears from running and from Adrenalin.
Bdubs risks peaking to the other side of the trunk.
Nothing.
Bdubs turns back to where he was a second ago and a blur of white fills his vision.
Or, Human Bdubs gets hunted by Vampire Etho
Series
- Part 11 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 1 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
- Part 14 of Blue's mcyt cannibalism fics
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Kissing Your Scars by Captain_Blue for Sp1d3rs4r3Sc4ry
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
02 Apr 2025
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The kiss feels like it last forever, and gods, Etho wishes it could.
He wishes he could just hold Bdubs for the rest of their loves, never letting go, protecting him, and loving him until both of them are long dead.
When they break apart, Bdubs traces the scar on Etho's face, with his lips, gently and slowly kissing it.
or, some gentle Ethdubs kissing, lol
Series
- Part 12 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 2 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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An "Accidental" Kiss Between Us by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Apr 2025
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He stops, standing in front of the sleeping hermit.
Etho's heart aches with a wanting love.
He wishes he could kiss Bdubs, hold him, be his and him his.
Etho worries his bottom lip.
He could kiss Bdubs right now.
A quick peck on the cheek, and he's off, back to what he came for.
Like a mother pressing a kiss to her child's forehead as the sleep to say goodnight.
Bdubs won't even wake. Won't even stir. Won't even know.
or, Bdubs and Etho accidentally kiss lol <3
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- Part 13 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 29 of kissing prompt fics 2025
- Part 3 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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I Thought I Had To Be The Best by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Apr 2025
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He wants to get into law school, but it’s expensive and his parents can’t afford that.
The brunet needs to get a scholarship.
Bdubs is not athletic like his older brother Scar, but he can study, so that’s what he does.
He does not have time to worry about friends, sports, or finding love.
Etho is a star athlete on the school’s soccer team.
He has friends, his parents are proud of him, and he has a crush on Bdubs Clocker.
Oh and he is curly failing his science class.
or, these two, will they get together?
Series
- Part 14 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 4 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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Surprise Date by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Jun 2025
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Etho and Bdubs walk around the state fair.
Etho had decided to take his boyfriend on a date to a surprise place.
Bdubs had never been to a fair, and was loving it.
or, Etho takes Bdubs on a date to a horse show.
Series
- Part 15 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 5 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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Bath time by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jul 2025
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Bdubs looks over and sees Etho standing there, his pure white arctic fox fur stained brown from mud and dirt.
The fox shifter walks over, about to jump up onto the outdoor couch.
Bdubs closes his book, putting his ice tea down, quickly scooping his husband up.
“Oh no you don’t.” Bdubs says, “Not with those muddy paws.” he says to the arctic for shifter.
Etho yips in his arms as Bdubs opens the door with one hand, pushing it closed with his foot.
“No misster, you are getting a bath.” Bdubs says.
or, Etho gets all mudy while in his fox form and Bdubs gives him a bath.
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- Part 16 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 6 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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Bdubs blinks his eyes open, the sounds of a machine beeping beside him filling his ears.
Someone who is walking by, spots him and comes into his room.
The nurse informs him of what happened, “You were in a car accident with your partner, Etho Slab.”
“Where is he?” Bdubs rasps, throat dry and rough from not being used.
The nurse’s face drops a bit, “he’s in I.C.U.” she says, “he’s in a coma right now, but he should be moved to a personal room tomorrow.” she continues, “You should be able to visit him then.”
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- Part 7 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
- Part 17 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
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Bdubs is short, Etho is tall, it’s a well known fact.
Sometimes, Etho will use his height over Bdubs to his advantage and to mess with his boyfriend.
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- Part 18 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 8 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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A kiss goodnight by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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Ethdubs fluffy snuggles
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- Part 19 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 58 of kissing prompt fics 2025
- Part 9 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
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bite my neck, feast on my blood by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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He’s washing the dishes from that day, before he goes to bed. Music plays through his headphones, drowning out the steps of the creature behind him, approaching him.
He’s blissfully unaware of the predator approaching him, its stomach aching for its next meal.
Bdubs flinches out of surprise when cold arms wrap around his middle, pulling him into a silent, still chest, a fabric clothed chin resting on the crook of his neck.
or, Vampire Etho drinks Bdubs' blood
Series
- Part 20 of Ethdubs/ Divorce Duo fics
- Part 10 of Ethdubs/Divorce duo April prompts 2025
- Part 26 of Blue's mcyt cannibalism fics