The Lemon Drop Universe
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"I'm Mr. Evans. Or professor, now, I don't know. Um... I do have a few rules, I guess. Don't decorate your offices with pink, keep your noses- please-, don't curse teaching positions, and- for the love of all that's holy or whatever- don't go chasing down toddlers because their mom's old best friend told you to. Thank you, please, please consider that."
He'd left the student body confused but Dumbledore looked far too smug for that early in the year, so it had to have been a bad thing, right? But maybe he wouldn't try out for the DADA position right after Hogwarts. Just in case.
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- Part 1 of The Lemon Drop Universe
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“Do you even remember our wedding!?”
A pause. The world held its breath.
“Your dress was the same shade of green as Professor Evans eyes.” Father said calmly. He was always calm.
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Orion gave his youngest son more than just his looks.
Not recommended to read as a stand-alone. But also this is crack so who cares?
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- Part 2 of The Lemon Drop Universe