Short & Smutty Snippets Series

Series Metadata

Creators:

bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), biDEMONium, thesorrowoflizards (biDEMONium), trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Series Begun:

2025-04-03

Series Updated:

2026-07-31

Description:

Collection of unrelated smutty snippets, usually around 1500 words or less.

Notes:

Putting my smaller works here and encouraging myself to write more short and sweet smutfics.

No hard word limit, though I'm trying to actually keep to 1000 words or less--but really this is more about letting myself post smaller works than about trying to intentionally keep low word counts, so any word caps are very lenient. Also ranges in smuttiness.

I've also included some old works, particularly from the microbang, when applicable.

Stats:

Words:: 26,670
Works:: 34
Complete:: No

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fantasy by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Apr 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Masturbation
- Fantasizing
- he thinks his crush is unrequited
- Breeding Kink
- Pregnancy Kink
- Creampies
- Praise Kink
- Smut
- Short & Sweet
- you could interpret that last bit as pet/puppy play but it wasnt intended
- Pre-Relationship
- Vaginal Sex
- do the vaginal sex and creampie tags count if it's just in the fantasy?
- Coda/Tag to My Own Other Fic. Yippee!
- anyway. WOE. YET ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE BE UPON YE
- Author is Fueled by Anxiety
Summary

Direct sequel to this, wherein Trent makes good use of his newly gained fantasy (read: jerks off).

Or: Trent touches himself thinking about Ted knocking him up. Oops.

Series
- Part 39 of ted lasso snippets :)
- Part 1 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

1,194

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

81

Bookmarks:

1

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1,091
incredible by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
01 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Creampies
- Smut
- Porn with Feelings
- Post-Coital Cuddling
- Aftercare
- Trent being kinda a pillow princess :)
- Kissing
- Established Relationship
- Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
- Fluff
- Fluff and Smut
- Bottom Trent Crimm
- Vaginal Sex
- Short & Sweet
Summary

One of Trent’s favorite moments during sex.

Series
- Part 1 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 2 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

348

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

51

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684
laplove by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Lap Sex
- Sexual Overstimulation
- Multiple Orgasms
- Messy & Wet (NOT 'wam')
- Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
- Cockwarming? Possibly?
- trent's deeeeep in subspace
- ALMOST a drabble/double drabble. 155 words.
- Making Out
- Riding. sort of. at some point
Summary

Trent’s happy place.

Series
- Part 11 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 3 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

155

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

57

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858
pearl necklaces by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) for thelibraryofd

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 May 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Coach Beard/Roy Kent
- this is one big polycule but trent's the focus so
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
- Coach Beard/Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Roy Kent
- Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
- Drabble
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Pearl Necklace
- Facial
- cum kink
- Foursome - M/M/M/M
- trent is still trans here but it's not really relevant. just know it's true.
- Sub Trent Crimm
- Kneeling
- Oral Sex
- Blow Jobs
- really the trans trent is once again blink and you'll miss it
Summary

Trent, with three layers of pearls on.

(…pearls is a euphemism.)

Series
- Part 18 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 4 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

100

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

24

Hits:

515
pretty in pink by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) for thelibraryofd

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
06 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Pictures
- Cameras
- Taking Pictures During Sex
- Cock Slut Trent Crimm
- hell yeah
- Creampie
- Trust/Vulnerability
- Established Relationship
- Porn with Feelings
- they loooove each other
- Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
Summary

Trent poses for a photograph.

Series
- Part 19 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 5 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

170

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Kudos:

37

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579
seeing double by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
11 May 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso... again. NBC!Ted perhaps.
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- is it NBC!Ted? Led Tasso? Unspecified AU with a similar vibe?
- up to you!
- Hell is the other Ted canon Ted or some other AU Ted?
- up to you!!
- All that matters:
- Double Penetration
- Hell yeah.
- Smut
- possibly OOC but like. c'mooon
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Context? I Don't Know Her
- We are here for a ficlet of ted and ted fucking trent senseless
- Vaginal Sex
- Dirty Talk
- Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
- Humiliation Kink
- Praise Kink
- Anal Sex
- Gentle Kissing
- Double Penetration in Two Holes
- Trans Trent Crimm
Summary

Trent gets fucked by Ted. And also Ted. At the same time.

Series
- Part 30 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 6 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
- Part 1 of Ted used Double Team! It's super effective!
Language:

English

Words:

383

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

48

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

672
Enraptured by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
12 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Just hundreds and hundreds of words
- of trent thinking ted is the hottest man on the planet
- bc ive got a LOT of much ‘ted thinks trent is so so so so sexy’
- on my microbang list. but it goes both ways!
- and today is 'trent is absurdly down bad for ted' day
- i just think.
- both of them thinking 'eh im average but HIM????
- he's the HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET!!!!'
- Fluff
- Trent Crimm is in Love with Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso are In Love
- Established Relationship
- this is only barely E but it feels a little slightly much for M
- Trans Trent Crimm (mentioned)
- No Angst
- they're in LOOOOVE!
Summary

Trent cannot stop thinking about how sexy Ted is. (It’s mutual.)

Series
- Part 37 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 7 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

726

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

52

Bookmarks:

3

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456
deflower by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
13 May 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Porn with Feelings
- Trent's not a virgin technically
- but the vibe is kinda there
- First Time
- as in first time together having sex with each other
- Established Relationship
- Fluff
- Cunnilingus
- Kisses
- Sweet
- Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Banter
- Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
- Trust
Summary

It’s not technically his first time. It’s not even technically his first time with a man. But it feels like his first time, because it’s the first time he’s been with someone like this: someone he trusts, someone he likes, someone he wants.

Series
- Part 38 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 8 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

644

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

49

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494
titplay by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- audhd4audhd tedtrent be like 'ted stims with trent's tits'
- Trans Trent Crimm
- author is trans and listen.
- sometimes a guy wants his tits played with
- tit worship
- Trent: [small gender studies essay + self-reflection]
- Ted: hhhtiddy...
- he cares so deeply & so much but he's also very much like
- 'hhh trents making such pretty noises when i kiss him here' rn
- gender & sexuality
- Kissing
- havent read this since i wrote it and wont start now. oops.
- woagh creative title wow
- Nipple Play
- Nipple Licking
- Hickeys
Summary

In which Ted gets to be a liiiittle obsessed with Trent’s tits.

Series
- Part 41 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 9 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

750

Chapters:

2/2

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

61

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

666
cat got your tongue by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
15 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Established Relationship
- Fluff and Humor
- Implied Sexual Content
- Domestic Fluff
- Cats
- a bit silly really
- Dirty Talk
Summary

Trent’s cat, as cats are wont to do, facilitates mischief. However indirectly.

Series
- Part 44 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 10 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

598

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

43

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

291
eager boy by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Double Drabble
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Kissing
- Teasing
- Trust
- Established Relationship
- Lap Sitting
Summary

Ted kind of loves how eager Trent is for him, even for the smallest kisses.

Series
- Part 46 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 11 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

52

Hits:

411
heaven by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
26 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Smut
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- once again is it NBC Ted? maybe
- Threesome - M/M/M
- Double Penetration
- Spitroasting
- the inherent eroticism of getting spitroast by your crush. twice.
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Oral Sex
- Vaginal Sex
- Creampie
Summary

Heaven might be getting fucked by two Ted Lassos.

Series
- Part 59 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 12 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
- Part 3 of Ted used Double Team! It's super effective!
Language:

English

Words:

682

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

34

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

640
Be gentle by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
26 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Established Relationship
- First Time
- Light Angst
- Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
- kinda implied that trent's a gay virgin
- in the sense he hasn't had sex with a man before
- but it could be interpreted multiple ways
- Anxiety
- Trust
Summary

Trent has no idea why he’s so nervous.

Series
- Part 61 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 13 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

178

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

36

Hits:

311
vanilla-sweet by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
28 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ficlet
- Missionary Sex
- Creampies
- Vaginal Sex
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Smut
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Bottom Trent Crimm
- Top Ted Lasso
- POV Ted Lasso
Summary

Ted's favorite position to put Trent in.

Series
- Part 47 of ted lasso snippets :)
- Part 14 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

999

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

58

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

896
hands by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
29 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Smut
- Getting Together
- eventually
- Masturbation
- 5+1 Things. well. 3+1 Things
- Short
- Abrupt Ending
- Happy Ending
- Mutual Pining
- Hand Jobs
- Feelings
- mild denial
- does this count as
- Feelings Realization
Summary

3 times Ted stroked his dick thinking of Trent Crimm and one time Trent Crimm stroked it for him.

Series
- Part 65 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 15 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

750

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

79

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

783
laid out by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
30 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Pregnant Sex
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Pregnant Trent Crimm
- Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
- Vaginal Sex
- Porn with Feelings
- POV Trent Crimm
- Fluff and Smut
- Established Relationship
- Gentle Sex
- a little tit play...? more gentle squeezing tbh
- also just a liiiiittle bit of
- Male Lactation
- Ted Lasso's Pregnancy Kink Strikes Again
- but it's subtler this time
- could be mistaken for general malewifeism
- same for Trent Crimm's Breeding Kink. actually both of their. both?
- anyway
- Tender Sex
- probably unrealistic as far as pregnancy progression goes?
- this is fanfiction man
- we're just here for some pregnant old man sex
- author just wanted to write some pregnant old man sex
- Unrealistic Sex
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Smut
Summary

Just some tender pregnant sex and not much else.

Series
- Part 67 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 7 of oops! knocked him up again [unconnected]
- Part 16 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

750

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Kudos:

36

Hits:

870
what a view by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
30 May 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Pregnant Sex
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Pregnant Trent Crimm
- Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
- Blow Jobs
- just thinking: pregnant trent blowing ted
- Established Relationship
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Smut
- Oral Sex
- Hair-pulling
Summary

Ted's sweet to worry, but sometimes your pregnant husband just really wants to suck your cock, and you should let him.

Series
- Part 68 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 8 of oops! knocked him up again [unconnected]
- Part 17 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

750

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

52

Hits:

788
wipe that smirk off his face by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
- Roy Kent
- Trent Crimm
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- mentions of hate sex that didn't happen
- Friends with Benefits
- Quickly but Obliviously Hurdling Towards Romance
- Fuckbuddies
- Bottom Trent Crimm
- Top Roy Kent
- in this too trent is trans but it's not really mentioned properly. just know
- Character Development
- basically this is mainly discussing two points in time:
- Pre-Canon
- and
- Post-Canon
Summary

Roy's kind of always wanted to fuck Trent Crimm. At least a little.

Series
- Part 78 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 18 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

500

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

72

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

620
subspace by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Dom/sub
- Subspace
- Sub Trent Crimm
- Sexual Submission
- although they definitely do this non-sexually too
- Gentle Dom Ted Lasso
- Dom Ted Lasso
- Kneeling
- Body Worship
Summary

Ted is the only one who can consistently put Trent in subspace.

Series
- Part 83 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 19 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

750

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

78

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

1,402
good boy by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso
- Ficlet
- Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Smut
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Trans Trent Crimm
- Leashes
- Collars
- Dom/sub
- Sub Trent Crimm
- Dom Ted Lasso
- Kneeling
- Sexual Submission
- Vaginal Sex
- Oral Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Pet Play...? i think this is pet play
- not like puppy/kitten but like. you know. the vibes are there?
- Established Relationship
- Fluff and Smut
- No Angst
- Subspace
Summary

Ted has domesticated that feral journalist more than anyone even suspects.

Series
- Part 87 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
- Part 20 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series
Language:

English

Words:

750

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

49

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

946

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