The Fruit Vendors Universe
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Okay, @Liam. Welcome to the offical F1 chat. This is the real deal here. Top secret. More secret than the CIA. Basically, Checo and I are straight. No one else is.Liam Lawson stumbles across George Russell and Alex Albon making out in a club bathroom and messages Yuki Tsunoda about it... little does he realise what he has uncovered...
Basically: the entire grid, apart from (Daniel) and Checo, are gay and there is a super secret chat called the F1 Fruit Vendors where they talk all things SLAY AND GAY (Daniel's words).
Chat and longer form writing fic that began silly but quickly became angsty. So it’s a real mix of silly miscommunication shenanigans and angsty miscommunication drama in the fruity orchard. If there is one thing we know about the orchard - there will be miscom, horny shenanigans and angst.
It begins in 2024 and is now going into the 2025 season. It features an insane amount of people - too many for the tags - but F1 and some F2 people, and some oldies pop up every now and then. Get ready for one hell of a ride through emotionvile!
Has been updated from teen audiences to mature.
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- Part 1 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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It can't be a mistake this time... right? by Flowersandthings
Fandoms: Formula 2 RPF, Formula 1 RPF
08 Dec 2025
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Two weeks after they agreed to forget about their drunken threesome at the ski lodge... it happens again. Alex sees Luke and Dino across the bar at the F2 End of Winter Break Party and texts them his hotel room...
This is connected to my F1 and F2 mega fic Fruit Vendors - but was deemed (by me) to be far too smutty to include there. So here it is!
Can be read stand alone, if you haven't read that one tho!!
Warning!!! Heavy smut!!!Series
- Part 2 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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Loved and Desired - A Collection of Fruit Vendors Smut by Flowersandthings
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
18 Nov 2025
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Smutty outtakes from The Fruit Vendors Fic!
These are very heavy smut which I have deemed don't fit with the narrative style of the Fruit Vendors. Please don't read if you are not into smut! But if you are... then enjoy :)
Chap 1 - Max's first time bottoming
Chap 2 - Lando and Oscar's first time
Chap 3 - Lando and Oscar fuck in Oscar's driver room
Chap 4 - Daniel and Carlos’ first time - new!Series
- Part 3 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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It's Oscar's birthday and, with Lando's help, their twins are determined to help him celebrate.
This is a very short, sweet and honestly ridiculous little fic to celebrate ONE YEAR of Fruit Vendors!! Read if you want, ignore if you want!
This features two OCs (Oscar and Lando's kids) and nothing much else tbh.
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- Part 4 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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Another one from the archives!
Jules Leclerc, the teenage son of Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc, has a crush, but he is scared his dad's will be disappointed...
That's it. Short, sweet and future set.
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- Part 5 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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Welcome to the archive stories about Lando and Oscar's kids.
These are short and sweet stories about Lando and Oscar as dads to a pair of adorable twins: Holly and Rossi Piastri.
First up - Lando and Oscar take their kids to the beach. That's it. It's cute and adorable.
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- Part 6 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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Max and Charles discover that their teenage son is being bullied and come up with a plan of action to cheer him up one Saturday.
It's short and sweet and probably doesn't solve the bullying issue but does boost Jules' confidence and shows just how adorable the Leclerc family is!
Lando and Oscar have tiny cameos.More from the archives!
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- Part 7 of The Fruit Vendors Universe