They're Finally Getting Married!
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The Definition of Insanity (Results May Vary) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.
It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.
When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.
No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.
Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?
Again?
(Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
- Part 1 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Jump the Broom - Or Hide in Its Closet by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2026
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It's the day! The big day! Finally the big day of Lucifer's wedding, and he's... freaking out about it. What if Alastor doesn't show? What if he's changed his mind? All valid questions that could feasibly end up with him standing at the altar, humiliated and alone. He can't have his panic attack in his rooms, because people keep checking in on him, so he goes to the next best place - the hallway broom closet.
The problem is, it's already occupied. By a person who's taking up rather more of the space than he should rightly be entitled to.
Wait...
Is Alastor freaking out about their wedding?
Rude!
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- Part 2 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Lucifer didn't do anything by half-measures, and when he told Alastor he'd created their very own honeymoon suite at the manor, Alastor had expected something rather ostentatious. Unnecessarily grand, filled with everything a newly married couple could ever think they'd need and then realise were completely useless.
The fact Lucifer seemed to have added an entirely new wing to the manor, complete with motifs of apples and antlers – it genuinely moved something within him. Something that might still be tender and raw from the quaint little ceremony they'd shared, their exchange of vows done where only Charlie could see – and the girl had been sworn to silence, never to reveal the honesty she'd witnessed.
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The hardest part of the wedding is over - the ceremony itself. All that's left for the two of them is to indulge, to consumate their marriage as if they haven't been living in sin (hah!) for the entirety of their relationship.
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- Part 3 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Honeymooning in Sin by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Aug 2026
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When Alastor agreed to marry Lucifer, he was expecting to gain influence, importance, and a healthy dose of independence.
He wasn't expecting a set of irksome in-laws.
With his new title as prince consort (re-designation to king still in the works), Alastor now has royal duties to attend to. He expected his honeymoon to be a lazy few weeks with Lucifer at the Manor, indulging in whatever might take their fancy. But they need to take their honeymoon on the road. Or to be more accurate: through the Rings.
As the newest royal couple in Hell, the Sins are expecting to host them for a week at a time, to show them their sights and culture, to meet the new prince consort (seeing as they weren’t invited to the wedding) – and his new status comes with the privilege of inter-Ring travel for Alastor. Yippee.
With all manner of commitments – bloodsports, wine tastings, shopping trips, performances – Alastor comes to realise that whilst the trappings of royalty may have been exciting at first, all he wants to do is spend time with his new husband. This is their honeymoon, after all.
They will fight, they will make up, but at the end of the day– will their new marriage survive these demands?
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- Part 4 of They're Finally Getting Married!