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While performing his part in "All My Circuits" the TV show, Calculon sees a familiar silhouette, only for it to screw up his acting. He eventually gets fired once again, leading to a media outbreak about the topic of such a famous acting unit. With nowhere else to go, Calculon ends up at the one place he promised himself he'd never set a foot in. Planet Express.
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A Scene from Malcolm in the Middle but with Futurama Characters.
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Antología de Interés: Manzana by harper_dearest
Fandoms: A Minecraft Movie (2025), Futurama, Squid Game (TV 2021)
07 Jun 2025
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Edit: k maybe not ALL of these will be porn. Yes, all of these are still gay. Yes, most of these still contain trans men and some are even t4t. Why? I'm a flaming homosexual and I like projecting. But fuck that, my inability to write angst is what has me truly blocked, so any prompt that comes to mind or is recommended to me in the comments will help. I am NOT taking requests, I am only taking prompt suggestions, and this most likely won't change!! (sorry :<)
— title comes from the album "Manzana" by Los Prisioneros, titles of chapters will be different songs I like ♡
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A reimagining of Quids Game and the sequel to cherrytinted_anxiety's "One Lucky Day (Space Pilot 3456)"
Months after Fry wakes up in the 31st century knocked up and alone, him and many others are thrown into a horrifying challenge.
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The Fembot's Guide to Scamming a Celebrity and Accidentally Falling in Love with Him by notagoodname
Fandoms: Futurama
03 Feb 2025
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Coilette has discovered that she wants to stay a fembot and that she's fallen for Calculon. She worries however how he'd react if he found out her secrets.
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Bender keeps stealing Fry and Leela’s lemons. So, in order to try and get him to stop stealing their lemons, Leela makes a bet with Bender that if he’s still thinking about lemons after fucking her boyfriend, he can steal as many lemons as he wants. Otherwise, he has to leave and never have any of their lemons ever again.
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I swore I'd never sin again.
But my patience's running thin.
The temptation flowing through my veins.
I'm bounded by these shackles of shame.
Takes place during "Hell Is Other Robots," in which a back-up procreation protocol is set off accidentally for almost all robots, and Bender is afflicted hard yet he's desperately trying not to sin even as Fry and Leela tempt him in every way possible.
Semi-inspired by zoidriguez's "Falling Apart Under Your Fingertips" and some obviously fake 4chan story of a catholic good girl traumatizing some guy in bed. And the miku fujo song by sawtowne.
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Calculon visits Coilette's grave.
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Bender reminisces about what he could of had, if only he didn't go through with the plan. Calculon misses too.
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Calculon looses his home in a wildfire, ends up staying with Bender.
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After Bender causes a drunken scene at a party and embarrasses his girlfriend, she decides to end things with him. Fry and Leela take Bender’s side in the breakup and drama ensues.
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Calculon was not fond of any type of rehearsal, but he had different sensibilities when it came to the theater. In preparation of a very limited performance of the first “mixed” human-robot staging of Hamlet, he had arranged for you and himself to read lines at his lavish abode. He, of course, would play Hamlet, and you were ever so fortunate to play the poor maiden Ophelia opposite him.
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- English
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- 1/?
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"The thrill of having a famous actor beneath him was stroking his ego, making him more ecstatic than the act itself."
Or: ROBOT SAY GEX
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"I don't smoke."
Except for when I'm missing you.
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Bender has some troubling thoughts about Coilette now that he's dating Calculon as himself
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bender goes to rob calculon, but instead finds something unexpected
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Fry wins an Oscar, duh
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Bender is a little piece of shit that cannot understand his own feelings I guess. I dunno, I wrote it in the middle of the night.
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A nice domestic night in Fry and Bender’s apartment.