18 Works in Dramatic Theodore Nott
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Hermione Granger isn’t supposed to be a dangerous bitch with her hair tamed into braids or leggings beneath her school skirt or a sneer painted on her face. She isn’t supposed to quietly watch people, only responding to questions if she feels like it. She isn’t supposed to be difficult to read unless she is angry. She isn’t supposed to make the temperature drop several degrees upon entering a classroom. She is supposed to be a swotty, bushy-haired, skinny, book-obsessed, grade-chasing, overemotional, desperate little people-pleaser. That’s what everyone expects. That’s what everyone wants. It doesn’t matter that she’s been through a war, had likely carried her two Gryffindor parasites through every battle, had been the most wanted Muggleborn in Britain. Everyone wants Hermione Granger in a box and now they are shocked and irate to find she no longer fits.
Or... Hermione Granger returns for 8th Year at Hogwarts, is forced to re-sort into Slytherin, and turns everyone's lives upside down.
[Updates on Sundays] [And perhaps Wednesdays, because I'm a fiend]
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It was supposed to be simple. A party, a drink, and a polite hello to the girl he hadn’t seen in ten years. But nothing about Luna Lovegood is simple, and Theodore Nott’s quiet life doesn’t stand a chance.
One lunch invitation turns into daily visits. One sofa turns into a shared bed. One kiss in the kitchen turns into a disaster he doesn’t ever want to fix. Soon Theo is watching his flat fill with Luna’s scarves and herbs, while his own composure goes up in smoke.
Between Hermione’s smug meddling, Draco’s sarcasm, and Luna’s habit of rearranging his cupboards, not to mention the very enthusiastic sex, Theo finds himself on the one path he never thought he’d take: falling, hopelessly, stupidly, ridiculously in love.
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If you like The Mummy - you'll love this.
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Hermione’s curls were wild, her nightdress clinging to her in the heat and smoke. She threw her arms up, absolutely livid.
“Oh, that’s just perfect,” She snapped, her voice rising. “How very convenient for you, Malfoy. And what, I’m meant to trust you now? With no map, no documentation, no proof, I- Malfoy- don’t you dare- Malfoy, stop! Don’t you bloody da-!”Without another word, Draco looped his arm around her waist, and in a smooth motion tossed her overboard. She vanished with a splash. A second later, Theo came sprinting over the deck, panting hard, his trousers had been blackened with ash and slightly burnt. He placed his hands on the railing, looking down to the water incredulously and spun to Draco.
“Was that necessary?!”
Draco nonchalantly clicked his gun back into place at his hip.
“Extremely.” He muttered, then jumped in after her.
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Theodore Nott has faced Death Eaters, survived a war, and once convinced McGonagall an explosion was performance art.
Taking Ginny Weasley on a date should be easy.
Narrator: It was not easy.
Narrator: He made cheese spreadsheets.A wee gift for those who showed FORTRESS and Theo so much love throughout.
Happy Holidays - Consider this my gift to you for all the love! 🎄
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- Part 2 of Healing Stones
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Hoe, Hoe, Hoe by jessonel, PandaPatronus, The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger celebrate their first Christmas eve together at their own home. It was supposed be a quiet affair.
But when their friends come over to check in on the couple on Christmas morning, they are met with a wreckage of a house.
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Навушники й інші незвичні правопорушення by Karin22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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Обґрунтований і неперебільшений запис численних та негідних злочинів Драко Мелфоя і Герміони Ґрейнджер
Розповідає (частково) Теодор Нот
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Theona Bell’s hands never stop shaking. The result of a ‘horrible, tragic accident’, at least, that’s how her so-called parents choose to remember it.
In a final attempt to escape their grasp, Theona and her brother, Sebastian, flee to london and she enrolls in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There, she meets a group of self-proclaimed miscreants and, for the first time in her life, hears the name Regulus Black. A name she’d hear many more times in the coming years—mostly off her own tongue.❝ the constant tremor in her hands was nothing compared to the way she shuddered when he touched her ❞
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A Cure for Melancholia by slytherindiaries for dyingisforlovers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2025
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After being diagnosed with Melancholia (by himself or a doctor, who's to say) Theo comes up with a plan to cure his disease.
Step 1: trick his friends into getting together
...Yeah, that's pretty much the only step, but Theo will do anything to get his way...
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Flora and Fuckery by Calliope_dreaming for Fictioninbloom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2025
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When Pansy drunkenly declares Neville’s garden superior, Theo’s night spirals into a wine-soaked rant about loyalty, goldfish, and the proper appreciation of peonies. Harry tries (and fails) to be Switzerland as chaos blooms in the flowerbeds.
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After fighting on the wrong side of a war he never really believed in, Draco’s had a hard time. But not the way he would LIKE to have a hard time. It’s his 8th year at Hogwarts and He’s made it his goal to seduce his long-time verboten crush. By learning the muggle art of crochet. The sexiest of fiber arts.
Shenanigans ensue. Innuendo galore. Daydreams a plenty. Draco gets in way over his head, just the way he likes it.
~~~ (pretend these squiggles are yarn)
I wrote a funny, sexy short story about some of my special interests: words, crochet, and curly hair. There are also nods and references to mental health and neurodivergence, something I am intimately acquainted with.
This is a work in progress, I will be uploading parts as I go. Bear with me! It’ll all be worth it.
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“From imperial Muggle blood shall rise the Witch That Was Promised, and with hers, the Dawn of Dragons.”
Two-hundred years ago, after the last dragon was rumoured dead, magic was outlawed by the crown. Anyone suspected of being a witch or wizard was burned at the stake, driving those remaining with magical blood into hiding. But with the outlaw of magic came a prophecy threatening its eventual and inevitable return, and with it, the return of the dragons.
Draco Malfoy, born in the Far North among other Pureblood magical families, has grown up under the ruthless and fearful command of the resurrected Dark Lord, their magic and numbers hidden from the rest of the realm by miles and miles of snow and ice. When the Dark Lord suspects a specific prophecy has come true, Draco is given a seemingly impossible task that leads him to question his heritage and his heart.
Hermione Granger, a handmaiden working in the Golden Keep, has kept her rudimentary magical abilities a secret since she was eleven. But after increasingly strange things start happening after her encounter with a particularly ornate dagger, she's forced to learn exactly who she is and what she's destined for.
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Earmuffs and Other Unusual Delinquencies by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2024
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A Factual and Unexaggerated Account of the Numerous Undignified Crimes of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
As told (in part) by Theodore Nott
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Slytherin common room adventures that include Pansy with a needle, Draco just wanting to get it over with, dramatic Theo, and Blaise is there for the plot.
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He watched the smoke waft from the tip of his cigarette and dissipate in the misty morning air. His glass of firewhiskey sat untouched on the table next to him. He’d grabbed it in his fury to get some fresh air, but in retrospect, it might have been a tad too dramatic, even for him, especially before breakfast.
“I’m sorry, Theo.” Harry’s voice came from the sliding door to their balcony.Series
- Part 13 of The NottPott Chronicles
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The Things Draco Malfoy Finds Lovely by AdhdTendencies98
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2023
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The last thing Draco Malfoy expected was to be at Hogwarts for his 8th year in a muggle studies photography class. But here he is, paired with his new MBB (Muggleborn Buddy) Hermione Granger, and taking pictures of things he finds lovely for his term project. Can Draco convince everyone that he's really changed and stand a chance at winning over the Golden girl?
The last thing Hermione Granger expected was to be approached by the new muggle studies professor and asked to be in the MBB program. But here she is, paired up with Draco Malfoy. With Ron and Harry becoming more upset at her predicament by the day, they demand she make a choice. The snakes, who accept her, flaws and all? Or the lions, who see no problem in shutting her out if they don't get their way?
Can Mind Healer Hoppe make it through the year with our three boys without throttling them?
Join our favorite idiots as they navigate life post war while battling mental health issues, practically raising the Slytherin first years, and completing their found family with pride. -
Friends, Enemies, and All the Broken People by lost_poet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2023
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In a misguided attempt at house unity after the war, Hogwarts has decided to start doing a student exchange program between the houses. For the pilot of this program, one male and one female student from each house will spend the Fall Term in a different house to experience new things and better understand their fellow students.
Hermione Granger is looking for an escape hatch. Draco Malfoy is looking for forgiveness. The exchange program is just what they need.
Post-war, 8th year, Dramione.
18+ MATURE. CW: discussions of domestic violence and abuse, PTSD, panic attacks, and anxiety. Explicit language and sexual content
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To Kids From One to Ninety Two by Frumpologist for MidwestMajik
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2022
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In which Theo has an existential crisis, and Draco runs to Harry and Hermione to fix it.
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- Part 15 of LDWS: Sounds of the Season
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The One Where Theo Tethers Himself to the Whims of the Ministry’s Patriarchal Rituals by Frumpologist for highlyintelligentblonde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2022
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Theo had a plan. Hermione ruined it.
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- Part 12 of LDWS: Sounds of the Season