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Doesn’t matter what you give him—what anyone gives him, pale or pitch or anything in between, the fucker takes it all like it’s been gift-wrapped and tagged with his name and a middle finger. You’ve mapped it out, the way his system responds and lights up like a circuit board when you catch his wrists, his sides, his sea-parts that keep your attention for hours.
You’d make fun of him, if you didn’t feel the same, on occasion.-
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If there’s one thing you’ve learned about Sollux over the course of your relationship, it’s that he has no tact. Literally none. He sent you a text telling you that your beloved betta fish died literally minutes before one of your biggest presentations of the semester. Sometimes he does it to be a dick, but in cases like what happened to Napoleon, it’s because it just doesn’t occur to him to think of the timing in relation to what’s he’s saying. You find a certain amount of it charming, you have to unless you want to go completely out of your skull with irritation, but you’re sitting in a crowded Mexican restaurant with a chip full of salsa halfway to your mouth and he just asked you if you’d be interested in fucking him. Like he was asking about whether or not you wanted to stop for ice cream on the way home.
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Mituna is just listening to music trying to relax when THAT one song starts playing and he "gets stilly with it" (in a public space, what the fuck?).
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Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into what you are, before giving you every reason to want to see it burn.
Your name is Jake English, and surviving to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol might in fact have been a fate worse than death.
Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.
Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.
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"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..."
"John this song is stupid. The sun is BAD."
"For you maybe, but we totally worship it man. You're being soooo culturally insensitive right now."
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You know that Dave was raised to fight, but to you, everything about him seems to come from a much gentler world than your own. Just like the little world you’ve built together on this meteor.
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Kankri has a way of running circles around victims of his righteous spiels and coming out smelling like roses. He can be such a judgmental snob, and Porrim sees right through him. She sees his uglier side, and that is what makes her fit to be his disciplinarian.
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Ever since the world found out magic is real, you've really only had one thing in mind. Becoming a vampire.
Lucky for you, the creepy old run-down mansion outside of town is now the Lalonde Manor, home of the most famous Vampire Matriarch in the world.
But when you drive over there to try and get her attention... the person who answers the door isn't exactly the lady you saw on the news. And you're willing to bet Rose wasn't exactly expecting to see you, either.
Maybe, though, you can both get something out of this chance encounter...
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ooihhhh my gosh read this NOW this is SO GOOD
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We're All Friends & Family Here (And Frankly, We're Sick Of Your Shit) by LandOfMistAndSecrets for treeprince
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2018
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It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.
It's not like one night is going to change anything.
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Karkat gets a little too into a new dating game, and Dave gets jealous of one of its characters.
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The thing about knocking on someone’s door at three in the morning is that you already know what kinda reception you’re facing. The thing about knocking on someone’s door at three in the morning, bruised, bleeding, and hauling your boss’s semi-conscious ass because you’re two men down and gone to ground, is that you better fuckin’ pray that person’ll answer.
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- Part 2 of keep me in pursuit
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just you hanging out with your two loser roommates
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Sollux lays on his soft twin-sized mattress, phone in hand, scrolling through TikTok.
There hasn't been anything particularly interesting, besides the occasional 'Hacking tutorial'.
It's not like he needs it, hes fully capable of it already.
But it's still funny to see people get information wrong.
His scrolling, albeit boring as fuck, was interrupted by his girlfriends messenger handle popping on his screen.
He clicks on the message.
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"The fuckin shit I do to keep you land dwellers alive," you grouse at Sollux the moment you see him. "I should be given a fuckin medal."
He just grins at you. "Hey babe."
You eye him skeptically.
Eridan has had a Bad Day orphaning, and Sollux has plans to make it better.
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Sollux finds out Eridan can squirt.
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On a stormy night, Horuss and Rufioh have an important discussion.
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Backstage before a show, Marvus and Zebruh find a little dark alcove and take a moment for themselves.
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XWAU02- VAMOLA! Kyoryuger!! by HarleyTraveler
Fandoms: Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, Digimon Xros Wars | Digimon Fusion, Sword Art Online, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Homestuck, Yumekui Merry, Last Exile: Fam The Silver Wing, Last Exile, Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters
10 May 2014
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14 years after the defeat of Quartzmon- a splinter seeks revenge by awakening the Deboss Legion from underneath the ice in Antarctica! Now, it's time for the kids of the various Xros Heart team members to Step Up and give Quartzmon what's coming to him! Take a Bite! The Voltasaur Team! Vamola, KYORYUGER!
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- Part 3 of XWAU02 (Digimon Multiverse Adventures)
- Part 3 of The Carnation's Rein
- Part 1 of Sentai Adaptations
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Dirk and Dave, same-age uncle and nephew duo, have started college in the city and are sharing an apartment upon the advice of their relatives.……
If that sounds like a flimsy setup for sexy shenanigans to you then you get a sticker. This is my effort towards putting more actual Dirk and Dave in the Dirk/Dave tag as well as a whole lot of self indulgent nonsense.
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When Dirk's bathroom is flooding, he turns to Grindr to find someone nearby who might have a screwdriver he can borrow. John has been playing around on Grindr without really confronting his sexuality. As Dirk renovates his falling-down house and John builds a life for himself outside of his failed marriage, fate keeps throwing them together.
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"thank you senpai."
"You're goddamn welcome."That one made me giggle