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Baby Dragula by JediBinx
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band), Kuumaa (Band), Joost Klein (Musician), Tommy Cash - Fandom, The Boulet Brothers' Dragula RPF
29 Dec 2025
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The Boulet Brothers have made a new show: Baby Dragula, where five queens from previous seasons come together and adopt five willing participants as their drag daughters and have ten weeks to mould shape and create the ultimate Dragula baby.
But motherhood comes at a price; they will sacrifice their mind, body and spirit for these babies but who will come out on top? And how much drama will there be when the sleep deprived mama queens fight to make it to the top? Is there a limit to how much someone can say 'bitch'?
Käärijä, Tommy Cash, Joost Klein, Johannes Brotherus and Bojan Cvjetićanin have all been chosen as the princesses to be but can they work their way up to Queenhood?
There will be tears and tantrums, blood, gore and filth, glamour and glitz with a sprinkle of romance in the air as we follow these single mothers trying to raise the ultimate Queen.
Only one can reign supreme but who will it be? And how will they claw their way to the top?
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Jere saattaa luulla että kukaan ei näe häntä, ei todella. Mutta Johannes tietää paremmin.
Mutta sitä vitun robottia hän ei voi sietää.
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Waiting By The Fire by dragon0blood
Fandoms: Kuumaa (Band), Joker Out (Band), Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Finnish Music RPF
18 Dec 2025
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Jere has gotten to the cabin first, waiting for another to join him for the weeks surrounding the winter holidays. Never would he have imagined that another is joining them.
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Johannes accidentally discovered a folder containing Aarni's biggest secret.
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“Mä oikeesti vielä toteutan sen, mitä sanoin siellä pöydässä.”
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Jeren ja Johanneksen yhteinen aamu Jeren päivän jälkeen.
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Jonttu must be having the worst day of his life. Scratch that, the worst week of his life. And with no end in sight, he doesn't know where to even begin putting back together all that has been broken. He doesn't think there is any way to fix it, really.
The last thing he needs is for some handsome stranger to set their eye on him.
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We don't speak in words
We were coded to fall in love differently
Somehow we're the same
And the opposite
But nobody else
Has hit me like this
Broken through the wall, no permissions asked
Every cell in me aches
But I want it, all of it.It had all started at UMK - an unrequited crush, and a foolish curiosity on Johannes’ part.
Johannes thought he was just helping Jere forget another man; Jere thought it was nothing but casual sex for Johannes. Both are playing with fire. -
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Ever since they both had been asked to take part in Vain elämää, Johannes hadn’t heard anything else but constant worrying about Jere’s song choices.
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Jere asked Johannes to look after Bojan for a bit. He might end up regretting it though.
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Johannes always loved observing the world around him, the stranger the better. And getting to know the curious being named Käärijä for sure fit the description.
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There is something strange about today. Johannes doesn't quite think he understands the importance of it, despite how obvious it seems to be to Jonttu and Aarni.
Or, Johannes was made in a lab one year ago. A lot has changed, but it still has only been a year.
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- Part 2 of To see it like you see it
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There is no way to perform for an audience every night while avoiding getting looked at and fawned over. Still, not all of the attention is welcome.
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- Part 4 of Hotband's normal life
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My Taste, Your Lips by dragon0blood
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Kuumaa (Band), Finnish Music RPF, Eurovision Song Contest RPF
03 Nov 2024
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Johannes had always been curious about Jere, about that absolutely obscene tongue. He never knew that Jere was just as curious.
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- Part 11 of Promptoween, Promptsgiving, Promptsmas
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"Is everything okay?"
The man doesn't answer immediately, instead still looking between the two of them, backing away slowly.
Jonttu gives Aarni a glance. Aarni doesn't know what to do or say.
Jonttu slowly lowers his hands. "Do you know how you got here?"
Johannes is an escaped lab experiement. There is a lot for him to learn about the world.Series
- Part 1 of To see it like you see it
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Bound to You by dragon0blood
Fandoms: Kuumaa (Band), Käärijä (Musician), Finnish Music RPF, Eurovision Song Contest RPF
07 Oct 2024
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Johannes tended to change his mind quickly as to if he wanted to be a good boy for Jere. Sometimes that got him into trouble.
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- Part 4 of Promptoween, Promptsgiving, Promptsmas
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Snap to Surrender by SketchyAkechi
Fandoms: Kuumaa (Band), Finnish Music RPF, Eurovision Song Contest RPF
16 Sep 2024
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Johannes let out a sign. Fine then…. If Benjamin insisted, and it really COULD help him get work off his mind for just a second, then fine, he would allow Benjamin to put him in a trance. After all, it was painfully hard to get just a moment of relaxation in…. especially now he and Benjamin had to open for UMK. He was basically dying from nerves.
“Fine. But promise me you’ll snap me out of it before the show.”
“Promise”
“Okay then….”----------
A fanfic in which Benjamin uses hypnosis on Johannes and things get slightly out of hand. -
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Aarni doesn't struggle with talking to people. Spending a night out, even surrounded by strangers, is fine.
What's not so fine is the realization that he doesn't know how to draw the line, at least not in a way the other person might understand.
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- Part 3 of Hotband's normal life
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Being worried about your friends is normal. Sometimes it's even warranted
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- Part 2 of Hotband's normal life
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Mä opettelen kestää kaipuuta by dragon0blood
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Kuumaa (Band), Finnish Music RPF, Eurovision Song Contest RPF
13 Aug 2024
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Tour schedules can be hard when you're in a relationship, even when you sometimes end up on the same circuit. Always a day late, or a stop too far. But when Jere and Johannes' schedules finally meet on one fateful day, it's a good time to make it worth it.