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    Sal awakens to find the Zhents have entered him into a mixed martial arts contest against other mages. No magic, only hands.

    "Get your head on, people have got a lot of money riding on you. Not me, I'm not stupid."

    Features: Sal, a fail wizard. The Waukeen's Rest Zhentarim team: all awful people. Philomeen: terrifying. Gale: really needs a break. Elminster: cheese filled cheweley box included. Lia: trying to help Rolan win. Elin: knows something sus is going on. Golbraith: surrogate dad to everyone

    Also features: silly puns! Multiple endings, several romantic! Fucking over Lorroakan! Found family! Cameos by a lot of minor characters!

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    You know the story: Big city lawyer (Astarion) is forced to go to a small town for the holidays due to wildly contrived circumstances. But gets more than he bargained for when he meets a certain innkeeper (Gale). A tale as old as the Hallmark channel itself now with a fun bloodweave twist. Will Astarion learn to love Tavmas (we'll explain it) and keep it all year long? Or will Dr. Dekarios learn to stop worrying and love gentrification? Only time will tell...

    Updates every other Wednesday

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    Ah, where to begin with Moonshadow? Formerly known as Ves, he was one of the most intriguing individuals I ever had the pleasure—and peril—of meeting. Allow me to set the stage: a young, vivacious bard with an intense curiosity and a mind as quick as his wit, Ves appeared on the scene during one of the most dangerous, deadly, and altogether darkly adventurous times in Faerûnian history—the plot of the Cult of the Absolute.

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    During a pivotal moment during the third act of the game, Astarion is left with an unlife-altering choice. To Ascend or to not? What will his choice give rise to and what old memories will haunt him because of his action or inaction. Whatever he decides however, Halsin promises to always be there with open arms... and maybe a flask of blood.

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    Volo is writing Gith erotica. Gale offers some suspiciously well-informed corrections.

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    It’s been a year since the fall of the Netherbrain and Gale deciding not to ascend to godhood. He moved to Waterdeep after breaking-up with Astarion months ago, but he is dragged back to Baldur’s Gate by his good friend Rolan who is very worried about him.

    Astarion has moved on and hardly thinks about his ex anymore until Gale walks into The Blushing Mermaid one night.

    Their reunion sets off a chain of events that will not only change their lives, but potentially the lives of whole worlds.

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    After winning free tickets to a renaissance festival, Astarion and Gale set out for a day of fun.

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    When Volo joins a certain group of adventurers, he has no idea that his life is about to change irrevocably, in more ways than one. Not only will he get to experience quite the adventure, he may also learn something new about himself, and his heart. But will he have the courage to confess to the one that has managed to set his heart ablaze?

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    Gale shows Ashla how he is a wonderful teacher

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    Gale is in desperate need for money after being outed by his ex at his university for having a cam site, resulting in him being suddenly fired. With few other choices, he turns to the adult film business in an attempt at quick cash. This results in a long struggling adult content career until his manager schedules a collab with an industry veteran named Astarion Ancunin.

    Astarion has been doing sex work and adult video content for longer than he can remember. It's shitty work, with shitty pay, under a shitty manager who views him as a fleshlight instead of a person. When he's told about a collaboration with a new up and comer, he's less than excited.

    Despite all of this, Gale and Astarion find themselves growing together both in and outside of the studio as they wonder if maybe their friendship can develop into something more.

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    Gale and Ashla propose at the same time

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    Out of desperation Ashla gets her eye removed

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    The lanceboard of the gods is set; the pieces laid out. The world will be toppled; the cult of the Absolute will win.

    Or it would win, if a discarded piece had not been returned to the board...

    Years after fleeing demons in the underdark, a very dead paladin has woken up with a tadpole in her eye, a gaggle of party members who don't realise they shouldn't listen to her yet, and several unanswered questions in her head.

    And Shadowheart wonders why nobody else seems to realise that their new leader can't go five minutes without lying.

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    "That feeling…The moment of bliss…It had all seemed worth it. He should have been scared out of his mind. Maybe it was the tadpole frying his neurons and maybe it was his curiosity already claiming him once more, but he wanted desperately to experience that feeling again."

    One-shots following the game's progress where Tav has a little more fun with enemies than he bargains for.

    Tav is a trans-masc gnome. Scenarios will vary, some more consensual than others. Some "bad endings"/"you lose" chapters to come.

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    Years after the brain fell, Astarion and Gale are living in Waterdeep. Things settle into a new relative normal until the book that Volo wrote about them gains some them unwanted attention. They grapple with fame, fortune, vampires, and their pasts.
    Volo is a thorn in their sides in more ways than one, but his vanishing is cause for concern.

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    After another failed attempt to find a scroll of Wish, Alister and Astarion decide to take their minds off it by attending the theater. When the play starts they realize the story is very familiar to them...

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    Senshi meets the Baldur's Gate gang and maybe he and Astarion fall in love I don't know it could happen.

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    An escaped vampire spawn. A spellsinging circus bard with a terrible curse. A ticking time bomb with an ambition for power and recognition. A group of unlikely, unconventional friends learning that not everything is always as it seems. Camping.

    And a thousand year tug-of-war that's broken out of the Feywild and made it everyone's problem.

    The Gildthorns' official documented account of an adventure that began with visceral treachery, and ended with the arcane power of friendship. Published by Mattis & Company in DR 1495, available for purchase at Sorcerous Sundries, The Bibliophile, and booksellers near you.

    So, my friends, updates on this are gonna be a bit slow. I got a new phone and 100% of my writing got wiped out when I transferred my data. I will still be updating/finishing all my fics, but in the meantime I will hopefully have a few AUs to publish soon.

    Oopsie poopsie.

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    Astarion ascends, Tav takes control of the brain and enslaves them all, and Gale sacrifices himself to save everyone from being under Tav's control. But things can't end like that, can they?
    Gale blinks and finds himself back at square one with an overwhelming amount of knowledge, a hungry Netherese blight in his chest, and friends who no longer remember him.
    Or... Gale is like basically a fortune-teller.

    I suppose this is a slow burn. I sort of modeled it off of the game's pacing, so that's why.

    Guess who has a sequel!!

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    I have written of Bhaal's children before - many have - but the tale of Abdel Adrian is one of a child (and later, adult) who grew outside of his father's influence. Gorion's Ward, as he is so often referred, is one of many. He is an exemplar of his siblings indeed, but there has never been a full accounting of all Bhaal’s spawn. In his time, it is possible there have been hundreds that remained unknowing of their lineage and lived quiet lives. We remember the ones who made themselves noteworthy.  

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