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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    And if Gideon is smiling when the massage parlor door slams in her face, that’s no one’s business but her own. — gideon plays ice hockey, harrow is her unwilling masseuse

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    12 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    “You’re so much like me, Nona, do you know?" Harrow brushes her thumb over Nona's knuckles as if counting her rosary beads. "Eyes and hair and everything. But you’re so… different, too, and I—I don’t want you to become like me, Nona.”

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    09 May 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Failing numerous times to escape the Ninth, Gideon gave up the ghost and settled into her forced servitude. The Emperor made no request for the Houses to attempt the Lyctor Trials. Gideon’s miserable life went on in the Ninth House, plateauing into a tedious rinse and repeat cycle of waiting for the seemingly unattainable sweet release of death. The monotony is broken when someone makes it their mission to murder the Ninth House scion. Somehow this becomes Gideon’s problem.

    As if it was a universal rule, Gideon’s pitiful life gets worse in the drill shaft. (Get it? The Ninth is a pit and it sucks- whatever).

    AU- Gideon becomes the Ninth's cav and tries to keep Harrow alive, without it killing her first.

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    09 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Harrow wakes up in the Tomb, has several shocks in the space of a few minutes, and finally gets to talk to Gideon.

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    02 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    They'd been together officially for a while now - unofficially inseparable for even longer - and Gideon wanted to put a ring on it. After months of worrying about it, she'd measured Harrow's finger in her sleep, and gone out and gotten her a ring.
    And then... nothing.

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    15 Mar 2024

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    Gideon remembers the first time they stuck Harrow on the ice, in her matching puffy pants and coat and her sombre black helmet, like shoving a cranky baby rook out of the nest. She fell down immediately, and when none of the adults seemed about to step in and right her, Gideon did it herself. She could skate backward by then, so she took Harrow’s mittened hands and tugged her along in slow, endless circles. She remembers—or thinks she remembers, maybe it’s just her mind filling in from later examples—Harrow’s furrowed, pinched expression of furious concentration. She always hated needing help. More than she hated Gideon, maybe. But that day, for the few hours it took her to get her blades under her, she scowlingly accepted both.

    Or, the figure skating AU that happens when I binge watch too much Grand Prix coverage.

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    27 Feb 2024

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    For personal reasons, the rock that had become ugly meat (that had– for just a brief moment– become a beautiful, beloved child) was now six dogs. This decision, while admittedly made under duress, had nonetheless paid out in dividends. As she lay in sun beams, as she rolled around with herself across the soft ground, she liked to count the reasons why this had turned out to be a terrific idea.

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    More Than Five Things Nona Loves About Being Six Dogs And None She Doesn’t Because Being Six Dogs Rules

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    Gideon Nav Does Not Want A Therapy Dog But That's Just Too Fucking Bad Innit

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    A Fan Fiction Containing No Stray Italian Greyhound Lyrics Even Though They Definitely Would Have Fit. You're Welcome.

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    27 Feb 2024

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    Dear Gideon and/or Kiriona and/or Incoherently Screaming Lunatic,

    If you’re reading this, it means you don’t know shit about fuck. You are mega-confused, you are thoroughly discombobulated, you are feeling like your recent memories have all just fucked off and melted out of your head. Well, congrats, you figured it out. That’s exactly what happened. Hooray! You’re severely brain damaged! After all, why should Nonagesimus have all the fun, am I right?

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    27 Feb 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 49

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    OR: Is It Gay To Kiss The Homies? What About To Have Tender Lesbian Sex With Them?

    For Silver's Strideon Prompt: Gideon is totally, completely, one hundred percent straight, and Harrow is her lesbian best friend whom she fucks often and loves deeply.

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    25 Feb 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 29

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    Sea Lion Gideon has a pretty good life performing shows for a crowd with her best friends Camilla and Palamedes. Then one day she meets a penguin who changes everything.

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    25 Feb 2024

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.

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    It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.

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    24 Feb 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 69

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    “We’ve known each other for two years and you thought I was straight that whole time?” Harrow was staring at Gideon in blatant disbelief.

    “Um, worse actually. I thought you were homophobic,” Gideon said, cringing.

    “What!?” Harrow’s voice was nearly a shriek.

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    Gideon gets trapped in an elevator with her least favorite person and she learns some things about making assumptions.

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    18 Feb 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 97

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    "It's just for a week, and then you never have to see me again," said Gideon. "I don't have time to find anyone else." And, "Please."

    Slowly, Harrow took her hand off the door and cautiously turned around. Gideon watched a dozen unspoken questions flicker across her face. She voiced none of them, but eventually settled on an expression of grim resignation.

    "I suppose I could suffer you for a week."

    [Gideon needs help getting her new flower shop ready for the grand opening. Harrow needs cash.]

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    12 Feb 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus did not drink. This was a fact well known by everyone in her life. She did not drink because she was an incredible lightweight or, at least, that’s what Gideon assumed. Harrow did not drink, but here she is, absolutely hammered, on the couch playing with Ianthe Tridentarius’ long, pallid hair.

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    18 Jan 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus is getting a PhD and a divorce.

    Against her better judgment, she goes out to the bar to celebrate and meets an incorrigible, absolutely ripped salt-and-paprika butch who takes her home and gives it to her good. To her horror, it's the best night of her life, and she sneaks home with her tail between her legs.

    Harrow has more important things to worry about - like raising her daughter and building the next stages of her career. But when her daughter's favorite teacher, someone named Griddle, turns about to be the Gideon she met at the bar, she's forced to contend with allowing herself (and her daughter) to find the happy ending she never thought they'd have.

    Featuring MILF!Harrow, Teacher!Gideon, and a very amused Camilla Hect.

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    17 Jan 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 11

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    The heater goes out in Harrow and Gideon's apartment.

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    15 Jan 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 6

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    Maybe, just maybe, being alive has its perks.

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    30 Dec 2023

  18. Public Bookmark 55

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    It's like a bad joke: two cavaliers (alive) and two necromancers (one dead) walk into a rebel faction of humanity, looking for a new life -- in every sense of the phrase.

    What they find is each other, and (in some cases) themselves.

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    06 Nov 2023

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    @GideonNav (she/her): Hey I told a customer we have dark mode.
    @GideonNav (she/her): thats ur feature right?
    @GideonNav (she/her): I said next release, they wanna sign.

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    Tech Company AU in which a certain Sales bro with no filter decides to ruin Harrow's life (and feature roadmap) by initiating the cross-functional project from hell. At least, Gideon has the decency to work remotely, and Harrow's new office crush makes some pretty great coffee.

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    28 Oct 2023

  20. Public Bookmark 53

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    It's just your average late-night graveyard shift at the only Waffle House in Canaan. Gideon just wants to finish up her work when a mysterious waif of a woman walks into the restaurant and her life.

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    25 Oct 2023

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