3HobbitsInATrenchcoat



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  1. Summary

    A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.

    Enrichment in its enclosure.

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  5. Summary

    A slight Thilbo AU that involves Bilbo having super long awesome hair and dwarven courting braids. Told from an outside perspective.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    TMBD AU where everything is the same except Three’s got a sweet rack.

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    25 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 18

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    We'll be staying for four additional standard hours, I tell Iris. Security assessment and strategizing.

    The shuttle is already scheduled to pick us up at the projected time, ART-Drone pipes up in what's supposed to be a private channel. It's radiating nonchalance. Perihelion is aware.

    Iris turns to look at it, and one of my indoors drones catches the way she arches an eyebrow.

    ART-Drone radiates harder.

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    [ART has a fear. Murderbot helps it face that fear in a controlled environment.]

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    24 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 4

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    While visiting Preservation during the winter solstice season, Murderbot grudgingly makes a discovery.

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    23 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 49

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    FROM; [email protected]
    RE; ForMol data theft resolution
    CC; [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]... Twelve More.

    Hi all,
    If anybody has a clip or image of Secunit tackling the corporate legal rep, please send it to me discreetly. I know some of you are plugged into station SecSys. I know the footage exists, and I need it.

    Thanks,
    203283.2487 | [email protected]

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Termitis849 Commented;

    Okay, I can’t tell if this is two equally neurotic Lacey stans, or one guy roleplaying his dissertation defense in a half-dead Medcenter Argala forum.
    edit; did NOT realize the MCA fandom was still active, my bad.
    edit edit; I GET IT. THE SHOW IS POPULAR. PLEASE STOP COMMENTING ON MY POSTS.

     

    Or; Murderbot and ART have a minor disagreement over some media.

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    22 Dec 2025