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AU. Miguel leads a perfectly normal, arguably lonely life as a university professor in New York. Then Peter and his annoyingly adorable baby move in next-door.
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15 Oct 2023
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occupational hazards, and other half-truths by placesinfive
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Aug 2023
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The story begins like this:
There is a legend in Fontaine,
That every time the sky does rain,
It comes, not from wind, or cloud, or sky,
But from the great Hydro Dragon, feeling sad enough to cry.
Or,
In which Freminet, somehow, keeps running into none other than the Chief Justice himself.
Things all sort of begin to unravel from there.
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15 Sep 2023
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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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25 Oct 2022
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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19 Oct 2022