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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    “These beds are the real deal,” Procrustes insisted. “But I am not interested in selling to you, Perseus Jackson. You remember killing Medusa and not me?”

    Percy didn’t know what to say to that.

    Estelle, of course, did. She waved the double-headed axe. “The axe forgets,” she said gleefully, “but the tree remembers.”

    “Can you remember all the people you've killed?” Sally asked Procrustes.

    He only dignified that with another sniff.

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    Percy is shopping for waterbeds with his mom and sister when he runs into someone who hates him. Someone he should probably remember…

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    The divide between the Greeks and the Romans isn’t a good thing, but the consequences hit Percy harder than he expected.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    That was it.

    The absolute, final, last damn time.

    Dick was going to kill Jason Todd. Slowly. Painfully. With his bare hands if necessary.

    As soon as he could catch him.

    What starts as a furious rooftop chase through Blüdhaven turns catastrophic when three Justice League members decide to "help" Nightwing apprehend the "dangerous criminal" Red Hood.

    One blast of golden energy.
    One sickening crunch.
    Jason hits the wall and doesn't get up.
    And Dick Grayson—the smiling, charming, well-adjusted one—stops smiling.
    (Featuring: pudding-related property damage, Jason's concussed Disney princess revelations, three Justice League members who made a terrible mistake, and the rage Dick Grayson has spent years learning to hide.)

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    28 Jan 2026

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    The River Styx is flowing backward. The ceiling is leaking the Atlantic Ocean. Thanatos is hyperventilating.

    Why? Because Annabeth Chase died, and Percy Jackson decided to make that everyone's problem.

    Hades realizes he has two choices: Drown in salt water, or break the Ancient Laws and kick her soul back to the surface.

    Or: The one where Hades becomes the biggest Percabeth shipper in existence, purely out of fear for his own safety.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    09 Jan 2026