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“I could… I could help you out, if you want?” Steve asks. Tony registers the hushed, almost timid way that he says it, shoulders turned inwards and chin tucked down, before he registers the actual words themselves.
“What?” Tony splutters. At this point he’s thankful for the heat, if only because it means he has a plausible reason as to why his face is so red.
At least Steve doesn’t seem to be faring much better. His face is covered in a splotchy red flush, and his next words are even softer, more unsure of himself than Tony’s ever heard him. “Only if you want. I just… I don’t want you to be in pain.”
“And your solution is, what, to offer your knot up on a silver platter?”
Tony Stark has a big fat crush on Steve Rogers. He's doing really well at hiding it, probably the best anyone's ever hidden anything, like, seriously, if it was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold medal year after year. The only issue is that for some reason, Steve has been acting, for lack of a better way to put it, super fucking weird lately. All of a sudden, he's going above and beyond to take care of Tony, and it's really throwing him for a fucking loop. Oh well, it’s probably just a fluke. Right?
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05 Oct 2026
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“Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.”
Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too.
They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred.
“No.”
“‘No’?”
“No, I don’t have a good explanation.”
Alfred paused in thought. “Well.”Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.
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06 Aug 2026
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Bruce Wayne accidentally seduces Superman.
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05 Aug 2026
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“But why would he come out specifically when Tony is little?” Nat challenges, “he could’ve gotten Tony alone while Bucky was in the lab with them. He’s smart. He wouldn’t come out unnecessarily — he knew Tony wasn’t alone on the helicarrier.”
There’s a lengthy pause. Tony throws his hands up in the air.
“Great, so we agree that the world-class assassin is either trying to kill me or coddle me. What is this, Russian Roulette?”
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The Winter Soldier keeps surfacing while Tony is little. The Avengers are a) protective and b) confused.
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08 May 2026
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Pollen, Pregnancy, and Pining: The Struggles of Bruce Wayne by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
21 Oct 2024
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While on a mission on an alien planet, Bruce and Clark find themselves in a field of mystical flora. The consequences of being hit by the flora's pollen are immediate - and, as Bruce finds out, long-lasting. 9 months long-lasting, to be exact.
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03 May 2026