Batjo
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Talon - empire of dipshits (previously known as "Talon - elite agents") by Batjo
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
24 May 2026
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Vendetta decides to create a group for work purposes, but overestimates the general iq of her workforce.
Aka I wanted to make a chatfic with them and explore the new Talon dynamic, I am also very obsessed with Emre.
Recommend reading in entire work form, but it's your choice!
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Why were you never this soft when I knew you? by Batjo
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Apr 2026
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After a long and tense day, Chris does some self care to help him relax; by fucking a pillow while fantasising it is his long dead ex. Spoiler alert, this does not help him relax.
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- Part 2 of Chris rhymes with reminisce
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Warmer, warmer, colder, ice cold by Batjo
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
11 Mar 2026
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Trinkets pile on like bodies in that old box, almost like how the ash piles higher in his ashtray. He should've thrown all that away, the entire box. The bottom is saturated in shame, it drips from his hand. His hand that remembers the shape of it even when he hasn't picked it up for months-
In which Chris sates his constant need for nicotine and pain with memories of the past.
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- Part 1 of Chris rhymes with reminisce
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To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; by Batjo
Fandoms: League of Legends
07 Jun 2025
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They are enemies by faction. It's dangerous if they get along. The Amiss Man is no good, why does master care so little for that?
No matter. I will watch. I will watch and I will report to master. He is kind and I am loyal. I am more loyal than that amiss man.
They are going to tangle in eachother and be stuck. Tangled yarn must be cut.
No good can come of this. Only purgatory awaits unlikely lovers.This started off as random smut but it grew plot when I looked away. I promise I don't know how it happened.
Anyways old man yaoi supremacy -
She's a 10 but her room is -10 DEGREES by Batjo
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Aug 2024
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Stelle is your girlfriend and the stellaron makes her run hotter than most people, so her room is freezing.
Js a fluff fic with plenty of love and cuddles and soft crack, Stelle appreciation 🌹🥺
Contains some foul words, be warned minor swearing!
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A series in which I torture Chris to cope with my stress.
All established relationship Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker from Resident Evil!!!
This is planned as a oneshot series, the oneshots are all interconnected.Fics that inspired me to create this:
Prometheus by marbleowl (https://archiveofourown.org/works/73764161/chapters/192351496)
my bloody valentine by evergreenest (https://archiveofourown.org/works/77519666)- Words:
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"Even after Aurora gave me the gift of true free will, I held onto my weapons," Ramattra says. "I was treated like a rabid animal and my kin were put down like they were before my very eyes. This is an experience that is, ironically, so human. But to an empirically limited number... that is an experience only Omnics hold."
Emre's surprised to feel a hand slide down the length of his thigh. Gently hooking his hand under Emre's knee, Ramattra raises his leg.
"There's no ports on my legs," Emre gets out, blushing.
Ramattra looks for another moment, then hums. He rests the limb back on the cold ground gently. "You do not share that experience, but we are so much more alike than you may realize."
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It takes quite a while after Kijuju before Jill feels like herself again.
Bookmarked by Batjo
24 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Valomar fic that really let's the characters live and be more
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Did Aventurine end up disturbing another sea creature — or, worse, an ancient god?
“You’re trespassing, pirate.”
The Kraken dwarfed Aventurine, looming over him, studying him with furrowed brows and brimming curiosity. That last detail surprised him, but even then, Aventurine couldn’t afford to show his cards.
Fake bravado and an easy smile shielded him. “On the contrary, friend. I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.”
The Kraken wasn’t impressed, but he’d yet to attempt to reduce Aventurine to a heap of meat and bones, or even devour him. “Fool, don’t mistake your folly for bravery.”
“Don’t worry, friend. I’ve nothing to fear here.”
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or, a cursed pirate and a legendary sea monster grow closer than even they expected.Bookmarked by Batjo
10 Jun 2025
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the nine fatui (gays) harbingers by orphan_account
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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pantalone; dottore literally what the fuck
dottore; would you prefer
dottore; my pathetic little meow meowpantalone; ttore what,,
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harbinger chatfic, but its just an excuse for me to make everything chaos 😞 don't take this seriously.
Bookmarked by Batjo
23 Jan 2023