Be_Weird_Have_Fun
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A physician has no place among the dwellings of the dead, and yet the living are ever only a single step ahead.
(In which Wang Yao is a palace physician, a graverobber, and a heretic, not necessarily in that order.)
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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Athens’ unfinished work/ experimental things by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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just a place to dump all the fics where I didn’t think things out.
They aren’t all set in the same universes, and may not belong to the same fandoms, but they may be enjoyable nonetheless.
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- 14,345
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- 2
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There will always be a dawn by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
31 Aug 2023
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SUMMARY:
Gilbert Beilschmidt is kidnapped, a drug is made, and Kudo Shinichi becomes Edogawa Conan on a dark, dark night.
Sorry, West. Seems like I won’t be coming back as promised.
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In which Prussia ends up being the sole reason why APTX4869 age-regresses certain people, and everyone is very, very confused about this ‘immortal’ held in the darkest dwellings of the Organisation.
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- Words:
- 700
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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What is there to do, when you’re doomed to live past your time?
(Prussia’s guide to Not Fucking Up, when one’s brother ups and dies and leaves an entire country for a personification that is supposed to be dead.)
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- 20,125
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If Only It were Destiny by IDs_Fantasy
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers Generation One
30 Jun 2026
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Orion Pax's first day working at the docks, he falls madly in love with one of his new coworkers, Ariel.
Too bad Ariel's sparkmate is Optimus Prime and his is Elita One.
- Language:
- English
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- 8,120
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 68
- Bookmarks:
- 13
- Hits:
- 574
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
27 Aug 2026
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Crystal Blooms by Rowena_Bensel
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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Jazz sends a crystal bouquet to Orion at the archives several times a quartex. His coworkers giggle and tease, but Orion puts up with it. After all, the crystals are the perfect cover for data files of disenfranchised cybertronians relying on him for a better life.
[ TF Prompts: Sunset / Secret Messages ]
- Language:
- English
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- 844
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 1
- Kudos:
- 19
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 82
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
27 Aug 2026
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memory limitations by mitsuEvolution
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
11 Aug 2026
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There was a presence at his back. Without turning around, he knew who it was. There would only ever be one mech he could know so intimately.
Optimus let the grin split his face.
Optimus wakes up alone in a server room, unable to move. With nothing better to do, he ends up in a cycle of stasis, then waking up. Then stasis, then waking up. Then stasis, then waking-
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- Part 1 of locked in verse
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
27 Aug 2026
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Good Names are Forever by Alexis_Tenshi
Fandoms: GoldenEye (1995), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
21 Jul 2020
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James Bond was a code name. He'd been using it long enough that he'd begun to think of himself by the name. But he wasn't particularly attached to it. So when Q demanded to not use the name outside of work, as a condition of them dating, he agreed easily.
Just why Q had issued that requirement sparked his curiosity. But it would take time, and plenty of stubbornness, to find the answer. It would also reveal other surprising revelations regarding the Quartermaster's history.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
15 Aug 2026
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Codename Bond by OldSwinburne
Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types, The Rock (1996), The Persuaders, Chuck (TV), Remington Steele (TV), Millennium Trilogy - Stieg Larsson, Callan (TV), LE CARRE John - Works, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV), Modesty Blaise - Peter O'Donnell, The Avengers (TV 1961), London Spy
23 Aug 2019
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When James Bond retires from MI6, there is a vacuum, and a legacy that must be upheld. There was never just one 007.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
15 Aug 2026