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    Epic fics that are based off of lyrics I misheard.

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    The bath takes care of the sweat. Takes care of the burnt bits of skin and fat that still cling to his palm. Zuko scrubs his body until it’s raw, blushing red; he dunks his head under the hot water and stays there, staring up at the dark, vaulted ceiling of the washroom until his lungs run out of breath to use.
    The oil of honeysuckle and opium and cinnamon, sweet and sharp and earthy, does not wash the stench of scorched flesh out of his nose.

    Zuko falls asleep on the evening of his official coronation, when he’s twenty-one-years old and has finally reached his majority. Zuko wakes on the morning of the Agni Kai with his father, eight years earlier.
    This is annoying for several reasons, like the fact that the War is still ongoing, that he has zero friends, and that Ozai is not in jail.
    It’s time to scheme.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Starscream, in a fit of madness, loneliness, and probably also slight starvation, decides to make a tumblr blog.

    It’s all downhill from there.

    (AU beginning at the end of season one, when he’s being a hermit.)

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Unfortunately for all of them, though, before Twitch could even reach where they were sitting, Starscream’s HUD decided this was a wonderful time to tell him that some of his repair systems were failing and he was going to go into an immediate emergency recharge because his fuel tanks were below ten percent and only now decided to tell him.

    If his processor was working, Starscream would have known that he’d turned off his system warning last cycle because they were annoying him and had forgotten to turn them back on.

    Since it wasn’t, he had no time to turn to Hashtag and tell her what was happening before he hit the ground and fell into darkness.

     

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    Starscream sickfic cause there aren't enough :D

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Chapter 33

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    "Based on the data he'd compiled, analyzed, organized, and kept to himself, he was going to have to get his servos in the metaphorical muck and pull this disaster out by himself.

    He really, really hated Starscream."

    (Begins shortly after Rock Bottom.)

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    27 Feb 2026

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    "Sometimes," and Muriel couldn't help but laugh, already tickled by the memories they were recalling. "The higher ups would get us all confused! I got called by the wrong name a lot, and so did the other angels in my division. I guess we must have looked alike to them!"

    They expected Crowley to laugh, or to just remain silent like he so often did when they reminisced about Heaven. Instead, his hands stilled on their wings. Muriel shifted on the stool and tried to crane their head around to look at him, and the glimpse of his face they got was so incredibly sad that it made them ache with empathy.

    "Mr. Crowley?"

    "Dove… you… you know that's not right, don't you?" Crowley asked.
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    A year after Aziraphale goes back to Heaven, Muriel asks Crowley for a little help preening. They've never had to do it on their own before, and surely Crowley wouldn't mind.

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    27 Feb 2026