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How the fuck did mermaids have sex? Zoro hadn’t thought he'd ever be asking himself that question, and yet there he was. What if there were secret mermaid customs Zoro didn't know about? What if there was some kind of mating ritual? Would he have to dance? What if it took place underwater? How would he breathe? It was complete bullshit that all the books on mermaids were about claimed sightings and appearance and not even a little about their reproduction.
He decided that he’d just have to take the risk and ask Sanji for the details. If he didn't get hit in the face with a tail for asking, then he’d move forward from there.Series
- Part 3 of Ocean's Child
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And then two eyes the colour of the sea pin his, glowering at him.
“Dude. Kindly pick up your trash and get the fuck out of here. Thank you.”
The man leaves as quickly as he came, diving back into the sea. Hannibal is frozen in place.
Merman Will AU. Hannibal finds a rude little merman in the Chesapeake Bay. He is smitten.
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The large merman grins almostly wickledy behind his mask. “You can call me Hank, by the way,” he says. “Suppose we’re in this shit show together now, huh?”
Connor doesn’t know if he’s ever heard that phrase before and files it away for later. “You have a peculiar way of speaking,” he says, but Hank seems unbothered by it, blinking indifferently. “If you’re imprisoned,” Connor tries again, “where was it they took you from?”
“The Big O,” Hank says, obviously trying to be funny even though Connor doesn’t quite know what he means. He doesn’t think this situation is funny at all.
“Where’s that?” he asks, and Hank laughs outright in a rush this time.
“The ocean,” he says, incredulous. “Where else?”
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Hart of the Ocean by CandyassGoth
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
11 Sep 2016
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Eggsy, a common breed of domesticated merman, is purchased by a young woman from the store he grew up in. He tries to keep his expectations low so not to be disappointed, but he finds himself in a luxurious new home (complete with bubble blower), with a surprising tank-mate, and a new purpose.
It's all very sudden and posh.