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Percy Weasley knew that he never fit in anywhere. He knew from a young age that he was not the favorite, that he was not the best Weasley son, and he knew without a doubt that he shouldn't know what was to come.
He knew before everyone what was going to happen, though he couldn't See some things. He didn't see Oliver, or Ginny being Possessed.
He did See his family's love and heartache.
Percy Weasley knew without a doubt that he would do anything he could to change it. -
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Stiles always thought he was meant to work alone. There was never any reason to think otherwise. His dad had been in charge so he was in charge, even if he didn't want it.
He thought he wanted Lydia, but he got a team of highly dangerous and, let's face it, emotionally unstable people. Spies, Super Soldiers, snarky PA's-- CEO's, Agents, and bodyguards. Not to mention arch enemies he wasn't prepared for all thrown together in his house and life.
Peter and his stupid Avengers Initiative.
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The Not So Beauty to Your Not So Beast by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jan 2018
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“Mieczyslaw Stilinski?”
All eyes instantly turned to Stiles and he felt his stomach drop. They’d taken his dad. They’d actually taken his dad and were here to tell him so.
“Yeah?” he asked in a small voice, feeling ready to be sick.
The second he spoke, two of the four regular guards moved through the rows, the lead guard speaking.
“By order of his Grace Peter Hale, you have been selected to begin your employ under the royal house of Hale.”
Wait.
What?
(SNYE - January 19th - Royalty AU)
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Thanks for Thumper, But I Prefer Cheeseburgers by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Jun 2018
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The wolf’s head whipped around so fast, Stiles felt like he was watching The Exorcist.
Stiles wondered if he could just stand still enough to make the wolf think he was a tree. A very bright red and jean-clad tree. He doubted it, but one could hope.
He knew it was a lost cause when the wolf turned fully, lips pulled back from its sharp teeth—so very sharp, good fucking Lord!—and began walking towards Stiles.
“I didn’t see anything!” Stiles shouted, both hands out in front of himself and sweat instantly breaking out across his skin. “I swear to you! I didn’t see anything! I didn’t see anything! I won’t tell anyone! I won’t! I’ll keep this to myself, until the day I die! I promise! I promise!”
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What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
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30 Apr 2019
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“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”
Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.
“What?! What was that sound?!”
“You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.
“Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”
“Mike,” she argued.
“Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.
“Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
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It’s Not Pretend When It’s Real by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Swlfangirl
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27 Jul 2020
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“At least we got this far,” Stiles argued. “Could’ve been worse. For now, they know he’s taken by someone in the pack.”
“Mm hm,” Lydia said, giving him a look. “You realize that you are now going to have to pretend to date Derek, right?”
Stiles rolled his eyes. “Oh no, what a hardship. That sucks, boo hoo.” He motioned Derek emphatically. “He’s like, my best friend.”
“Hey!” Scott insisted.
“He’s like, my second best friend,” Stiles amended. “It’s fine, we’ll figure it out. Right?” He turned to grin at Derek, who was scowling at him.
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The Real You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 May 2021
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Stiles held both hands out. “She loves it here!”
“Probably because we treat her right,” Boyd insisted, giving him a look.
“Again, not my fault,” Stiles argued. “But I will let you berate me to your heart’s content as long as you help fix her so she doesn’t leave me stranded in the boonies.”
“This whole fucking town is the God damn boonies,” Derek said angrily. Stiles wondered if he had any other settings.
So far he’d learned confusion and anger. He hoped there was a happy setting in there somewhere.
Boyd’s gaze cut briefly to Derek, then back to Stiles. “I see you’ve met Derek.”
“Oh yeah. We are now very close friends,” Stiles said, turning to grin at the Alpha.
He didn’t look impressed. Also like he was trying to figure out which parts of Stiles were the squishiest and easiest to eat through. That was concerning, he didn’t like that.
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