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Mama Red & The Ducks of Park Row by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics)
01 Mar 2024
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Word traveled fast in Crime Alley.
It became yet another Alley-kid code word. If someone said they were telling Mama, that meant Jason Todd would get an earful while he planned out his next drug bust. If someone said Mama’s paying for dinner, it meant a free meal to any kid who showed up to the diner that day.
(or: "a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.")
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- Part 1 of batfam integration 2 electric boogaloo
- Part 1 of Mama Hood & The Ducks of Park Row
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30 Aug 2026
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“I thought I raised you better than this, Master Jason,” Alfred tutted in disappointment.
Jason closed his eyes in shame, he knew he’d blown his chances with all the other Bats but he’d hoped that Alfred would still accept him.
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27 Aug 2026
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
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19 Aug 2026
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Over the years it has become known that similair to Bruce Wayne and Batman, Matches Malone has a slowly growing army of children. This is the story of how all the Batkids developed their Malone identities.
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18 Aug 2026
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call me cute and feed me sugar by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
24 Dec 2024
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Tim Drake had absolutely no intentions of ever becoming anyone's sugar daddy when he met Superboy.
This would have worked out better for him if Superboy had ever had an actual legal identity or an actual legal guardian or just . . . literally anything whatsoever in life. Ever. At all.
Just a bank account, even.
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17 Aug 2026