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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.- Language:
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16 May 2026
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Batman has finally failed, and all of Gotham is gone. Tim has a plan and a time machine to make things right. He overachieves like always.
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15 May 2026
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It’s my own damn fault. I should never have let myself get attached.
Tim’s last barista had finally refused to serve him, after weeks of sneakily downgrading his shots, and he was on the hunt for someone who would just make his usual without complaint.
He got a little more than he bargained for.This is not pwp... But feel free to ignore the plot if you so choose.
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29 Jan 2026
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Therapy isn't working out for Tim (possibly because he has like, way too many issues), so Dinah suggests he try music therapy instead. This turns out to be such a good idea he drafts it to his team and suddenly he's moonlighting as a rock singer in a band that's rising in popularity. Maintaining a new "secret" identity is easy enough, and he's having a lot of fun!
Unfortunately for Tim, it seems he's a bit TOO good at the secret identity thing, because his family doesn't seem to realize that it's him.
Ugh, this is just proving his point.
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- Part 1 of oops I made music for a fic
- Part 23 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
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15 Oct 2025
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Weak by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Nov 2020
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Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth.
He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions.
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Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.
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13 Oct 2025