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    “You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”

    “Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–

    “Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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    or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"

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    Orion Pax is the assistant librarian to Alpha Trion in a small town, where many know him as a friendly face behind the counter who is constantly trying to fend off the misplaced "affections" of the conceited Overlord. In secret, Orion reads sappy, smutty novellas that would make his patrons blush, and longs for a bot that would love him the way the characters in his books love each other.

    Megatron, is a monstrous bot who was placed under a spell because of his cruelty, transforming his outside to reflect his vile spark. A long held secret by Alpha Trion forces Orion and Megatron's paths to cross, and both start to find something neither of them have ever felt before.

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