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  1. Rec *

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    In which Bilbo is a Jaeger pilot candidate, and Middle Earth stands on the brink of destruction.

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    ... that he doesn't do for the Armed Detective Agency, and the 1 thing he won't do for anyone.

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  3. Rec 1

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    Sebastian is observant before anything else. Directly after that, he’s independent: he will not owe anyone anything. And just below that adjective, Sebastian is kind.

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    sheep xenofiction because they acted too much like a divorced sheep couple for me to leave them alone

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  4. Rec 2

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    It's not a whistle blowing or A bell tolling. It's an echo a memory that refuses to leave.

    The ability to forget every terrible memory isn't fool proof. Not when you don't forget the whole a thing with out an end.

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  5. Rec 13

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    Bilbo Baggins has returned to the Shire fundamentally changed. The hobbits, nosy neighbors and cheerful children alike, notice it in his newly-acquired treasures he displays proudly upon his wall, his increasingly unstable temper, and penchant for telling stories of his grand escapades by his bench in the morning. Well, word-of-mouth (and, judging by Master Baggins' hidden little plait with a golden clasp at the end) is that Bilbo had been engaged to some distant Dwarf: or, that is, he wants them to believe such. After all, Bilbo had always been a bit of a wild sort, and, in his youth, liked to make up stories in his favor to make all the other fauntlings jealous.

    Cue the hatching of a scheme by one Lobelia Sackville-Baggins to get her cousin to admit his lie. How else may he prove it, if Thorin Oakenshield lays cold in a stone coffin half a world away? How else can Bilbo show that...whatever had been going on with them during those 14 months...was real as the acorn he had buried in his garden?

    OR, ALTERNATIVELY: everyone thinks bilbo made up a deceased hot steamy dwarf husband for the fun of it. said hot steamy dwarf husband is actually NOT deceased, and he is also very late to tea.

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