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    Dopinder fumed, determined to catch Spidey in a lie. "If you and DP have truly been bumping your uglies, you will obviously know his favored pair of underclothes."

    "Easy. MeUndies, the limited edition, glow-in-the-dark 'octopi in space' pattern."

    "Three times softer than cotton," Deadpool whispered, awed.

    (the "There Was Only One Uber" fake-relationship COVID-lockdown fic)

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    06 Sep 2026

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    There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.
    [[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]
    [Don’t make an ass of yourself.]
    “Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...

    OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Tony Stark has some suspicions that one of his employees in R&D is sneaking tech to his competitors. He definitely doesn’t like Deadpool, but the regenerating degenerate is reliable - so long as the price is right.

    Wade Wilson has been trying to emulate Spider-Man and get out of the merc business for a few months now, and happily takes Stark up on his offer. He even gets to brag to his role model/crush about how he’s been trailing his mark, a nerdy college student named Peter Parker.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Wade takes every aspect of Halloween very seriously, right down to the costume. So when he goes as Spider-Man, his costume isn't complete without all the accouterments. There's one person who can help with that, but is he ready to give up his secret identity like that?

    A Treat for Prompt #236

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    05 Sep 2026

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    “Fine, whatever you want. Don’t kill for the next month, and I’ll do whatever you want.”
    “Whatever I want?”
    Spider-Man gulps, realizing his error. “Whatever within reason.”

    In which Wade finally gets a chance to take Peter out on a date. All he has to do is not kill for a month. Totally doable, right?

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    04 Sep 2026