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Help, My Smol Noodle is the Fearsome Snake General! by Anonymonsieur
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrated into PIDW as a snake baby, took in an adorable little snake hybrid as a roommate, and somehow ended up his husband years later?! What do you mean his smol bean is actually Zhuzhi-lang, the fearsome snake general—and his uncle-in-law is Luo Binghe’s dad?!
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23 Oct 2025
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Even at the moment of the hiraishin's conception, Tobirama knew the dangers of meddling with the very threads that make up the fabric of existence. He knew that repeated usage only made it easier to traverse between the dimensions because the user became physically more susceptible to slipping through the cracks.
But knowing something is possible theoretically is very different from experiencing it for himself.
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03 Oct 2025
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2026
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
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12 Sep 2025
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Fog Has Risen by meowoongi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2025
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Mobei Jun was born to be the cold, silent blade of the Northern Demon Kingdom. He had endless plans; plans that involved destroying the cultivation sects and making changes across the realms under the heavens. Forced to follow the plot, he must participate in the political game which eagerly awaited him.
The road to greatness would be much easier if Luo Binghe wasn't this way, though.Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Mobei Jun since birth.
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07 Sep 2025
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Every night, when Naruto's clock stops ticking, Sasuke stands from his futon and travels through Naruto's small apartment, until he can find his friend. He will then sit in his lap, with his head in the crook of the blond's neck, and he will stay there for one hour and one hour only. Feeling Naruto's pulse against his skin, but not being able to see Naruto himself. Or hear him. Or even offer his thanks for letting him be this close to the person whose life was nearly taken by his own hands.
But Naruto strangely knows already that Sasuke is so very sorry. So he doesn't protest holding Sasuke.
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What if instead of an arm, Sasuke lost something even worse?
What if he lost his hearing from the explosions and screams he heard on the battlefield? What if he too lost his sight from the overuse of his so-called clan's pride and joy? And what if he lost his voice purely because the world was cruel enough to take it as well from him? And what if he lost the ability to function alone? And what if Naruto took him in? And what if he himself tried to heal Sasuke?
But what if...
...it doesn't work?
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22 Aug 2025